I’d seen the havoc wreaked by war and foray on the road up from Zoola to Attegrat, and what we encountered on our ride west to Idaga was of a piece: the occasional burned-out village and deserted farm, the carcases of beasts lying in neglected fields, the distant smoke-clouds where raiders had been at work, the peasants still going doggedly about their business but keeping their distance. There were armed guards on the ambas and hill-top communities, and escorts for the water porters carrying their cargoes up from the wells.
We kept well clear of them all at first, for Uliba was known in the countryside and in the towns of Adowa and Axum not far to our north, and we daren’t risk her being recognised. So the task of buying food and drink along the way fell on Khasim Tamwar, who needs must learn enough elementary Amharic to enable him to ask for woha (water), halib (milk), engard (bread) and quantah (dried meat), while putting on his most charming Hyderabadi smile and proffering the little sticks of salt which are the local small change and the only currency in the country apart from the Maria Theresa dollar—known as the gourshi, and worth five salt sticks. I’ve a gift for languages, as you know, and got a smattering of Amharic in no time. [30] It’s gone now, but I must have become reasonably fluent, because by the end of my Abyssinian odyssey I was conversing with Abs who had no Arabic; even in the first week, with Uliba’s tuition, I had enough to haggle with, for I remember at one farm I got two guinea fowls and a mess of kidmeat for two “salts", which she assured me was well below the going rate.
She stayed far out of sight with the led-beast whenever I went shopping, and since my foreign garb and eccentric vocabulary seemed to excite no interest, let alone suspicion, I began to think her fear of Yando’s rascals spreading word of our coming might be groundless. She shook her head, and said it would be different beyond the Takazy river. “Theodore will be on the watch for us down yonder, you may be sure. Hereabouts the folk care nothing for him and his policies, and they are used to foreigners far stranger than an Indian horse-coper.”
She told me that only a couple of years before a Neapolitan lunatic named de Bisson had invaded this region, hoping to found a kingdom; he’d had a rabble of mercenaries, uniformed, bemedalled, and armed to the teeth, and his beauteous wife in the full fig of a Zouave cavalryman, red britches, kepi and all, but the local tribes had given them the rightabout, and he and his gang had been lucky to get out alive, much the worse for wear. He’d tried to sue the Egyptian Government for not supporting him, without success, and retired to the Riviera in disgust.
“After such a portent, who is going to think twice about a mere wanderer from Hindustan?” says Uliba. “Whatever befalls later, all is well now, so let us be thankful, and travel well together.”
So we did, but if that ride to the Takazy passed without disaster it was thanks to her woodcraft; she was an even better jancada than Speedy had said, with that strange gift that you get in the half-wild (like Bridger and Carson) of being able to sense a living presence long before she’d seen or heard it. Time and again she turned us aside into cover of rocks or undergrowth where we waited until, sure enough, a few minutes later a camel train or a party of peas ants would heave in view and pass by. And once she saved our hides altogether, detecting the approach of a gang of slave-traders, armed and mounted, lashing along a wretched coffle of women and boys.
As we lay watching, one of the boys collapsed, and when flogging didn’t revive him, the gang rode on another thirty yards or so, when two of them, laughing and plainly challenging each other, turned in their saddles and used the feebly stirring form for target practice, hurling their lances—and hitting him, too, at that distance. They retrieved their lances from the dying boy’s body, yelling with delight, and galloped after their companions. I was as shocked by their accuracy as by their callousness, but Uliba merely remarked that a Galla warrior could hit any target up to fifty yards with a spear or a knife or even a stone snatched up at random.
“Those bastards were Gallas?” cries I, astonished. “But they’re your people, ain’t they? Why, they may know where Masteeat’s to be found! Why did you not—”
“Bid them good day? I thought of it,” says she, “when I recog nised their leader—one of those who speared the boy—as my cousin. But he is an Ambo Galla, a subject of Queen Warkite, and while he and some other of my relatives might well prefer me, or even Masteeat, as monarch of all Galla—for no one loves Warkite, a sour old bitch—still, he is a slave-trader, after all, and I would fetch a splendid price at El Khartoum… and even more,” she added complacently, “at Jibout’ or Zanzibar; the coast buyers have finer discernment than the Soudanis.”
“Holy smoke! D’you mean he’d sell you—his kinswoman? And a chief’s wife?”
“He would sell his own mother… and quite probably has. And if I am kin, and half-royal, still, I had the poor taste to wed a Christian. No, he would surely have sold me—and you. A white eunuch would be a novelty in Arabia.”
I almost fell over. “A white… I ain’t a bloody eunuch!”
“You would have been if they had seen us. Did you not mark the baubles which decorated their lances? Those were the genitals of prisoners and enemies.”
A discouraging tidbit of information, you’ll allow, and if I’d seen the remotest chance of a flight to safety, or even known where the hell I was, I might well have turned tail on the spot, Napier or no Napier. But being entirely out of reckoning, I’d no choice but to follow on, trusting to luck and consoling myself that there are worse travelling companions than a long-legged expert savage who’s taken a passionate fancy to you. That’s the best of memory, when terrors and hardships no longer matter, and I can look back and still see her reclining by the stream, dabbling her toes as she anoints those sleek limbs with her cosmetic oil until they gleam like bronze in the firelight, humming softly as she plaits her braids, and lying back smiling with her head on her little wooden pillow, holding out a hand to me.
But if that first week had its idyllic moments, they ended when we crossed the Takazy and rode south into a new and horrible world. I’ve seen more war-scarred country than I care to remember, from the shattered ruin of the Summer Palace and the corpse-choked waters of the Sutlej to the putrid mud of the Crimea and the scorched highway blazed by Sherman from Atlanta to the sea, but what lay before us now was beyond description. Even the war of the Taipings, the blood iest in human history, which seemed to carpet China with dead in heaps of countless thousands, was no more frightful than the charnel-house that Theodore had made in Lasta and Gondar and Begemder.
From the river down to Lake Tana is more than a hundred and twenty miles, and I doubt if we saw more than a score of living things in all that distance, bar vultures, hyenas, scorpions, and white ants, or a building whole and standing except for some of the flat-roofed stone houses which the better-off inhabit. Of the normal round thatched homes of the populace, there wasn’t one; every village and farm was a cold charred ruin in a vast graveyard where skeletons human and animal lay in the rubble. The fields and plain had been swept clean of people and their beasts; in the wooded valleys of the high country even the birds seemed to have gone, and we rode in an eerie silence. I dare say there were folk living in Micara and Sokar, small towns to which we gave a wide berth, as we did to the few ambas and adobe forts which showed signs of being occupied. I couldn’t fathom it, for plainly this had been a well-inhabited, pros perous land; where the devil had everyone gone?