“Because he was allegedly Wheaton Aubrey’s security detail,” Holloway said.
“And what was Mr. Aubrey doing at your place?” Soltan asked.
“I’m not sure it’s entirely relevant to the matter at hand,” Holloway said.
“Let me be the judge of that,” Soltan said.
“All right,” Holloway said, and then looked over at Aubrey and Landon. “They were there to bribe me into throwing the hearing to determine the fuzzy’s sapience. Offered me the entire northwest continent, they did.” “‘They,’” Soltan said.
“Yes. Aubrey and his assistant, Brad Landon,” Holloway said. “Chad Bourne was there too, but I’m pretty sure he was just their cover for sneaking out to my place in the guise of one of Chad’s official contract rep meetings. You could ask him. I’m sure at this point he’d be happy to talk.” “This is all allegation, Your Honor,” Meyer said. “And for once, Mr. Holloway is right. This isn’t the right venue for this line of questioning.” “I agree,” Holloway said. “Although now that I think of it, it does offer an explanation for how DeLise got access to the skimmer. All that time alone in the skimmer would be a perfect time to duplicate the data off the key fob. That is, when DeLise wasn’t busy yelling at fuzzys.” “There’s no proof of that,” Meyer said.
“Oh, he’s definitely yelling at the fuzzy,” Holloway said, intentionally misreading Meyer’s comment. “It’s the same fuzzy he shot later, in fact.” “That’s enough, Mr. Holloway,” Soltan said.
“This is a complete farce, Your Honor,” Meyer said. “It’s bad enough you just allowed Holloway to slander Mr. Aubrey and Mr. Landon, but entertaining testimony from this creature is beyond ridiculous. The creature can’t make the visual connection between Mr. DeLise and the man in a ski mask. Instead we’re asked to believe instead that this thing can recognize a voice it’s allegedly heard only once, days after the initial encounter. This is a sham, Your Honor. Pure and simple.” “While I wouldn’t call this a ‘sham,’ Ms. Meyer has a point, Mr. Holloway,” Soltan said. “There’s a reason they’re called ‘eyewitnesses,’ not ‘earwitnesses.’” “Your Honor, do me a favor and order Mr. DeLise not to speak,” Holloway said.
“Excuse me?” Soltan said.
“Please, Your Honor,” Holloway said.
Soltan looked at Holloway strangely. “Mr. DeLise,” she said. “You are not allowed to speak again until I tell you to. You can nod your understanding.” DeLise nodded.
“You have your silent defendant, Mr. Holloway,” Soltan said.
“Thank you, but it’s worth noting he had been silent before,” Holloway said. “In fact, Mr. DeLise has been silent the entire time Papa Fuzzy has been in the courtroom. So I propose a little challenge. Ms. Meyer says it’s impossible that Papa could have recognized a voice it heard only once before. Fine. Let’s do a lineup.” Holloway waved at the small army of lawyers. “This courtroom is full of men. Pick as many of them as you want and put Mr. DeLise with them. Then turn Papa around so it can’t see any of them. Have them speak the same sentence. If Papa picks the wrong one or can’t identify the voice, throw out the testimony.” Soltan turned to Meyer, who looked about to object. “You were the one who objected to earwitnesses,” Soltan said, shutting her down. “Pick four. Mr. Holloway, pick four as well. Gentlemen, if you are picked, go to the far wall of the courtroom, but don’t line up yet. Mr. DeLise, you go back there as well.” Holloway and Meyer made their picks; DeLise shuffled back to the far wall. “I also have a pick,” Soltan said. “Mr. Aubrey, walk to the wall, please.” “Your Honor, this is outrageous,” said Brad Landon.
“Don’t you start, Mr. Landon,” Soltan said. “Your boss goes to the wall or he goes to a holding cell on a contempt charge. One or the other. I don’t have all day.” Aubrey walked to the wall.
“Mr. Holloway, prepare your witness,” Soltan said.
Holloway walked to the witness stand and turned Papa around. “Do not look,” he said. “When the men speak and you hear a voice you know, say so. Yes?” “Yes,” Papa said. Holloway looked up at Soltan, who nodded. “Arrange your men, Ms. Meyer.” Meyer arranged the men so DeLise was eighth, and Aubrey tenth.
“Swap the last one with one of the others,” Soltan said.
Meyer bit her cheek and swapped Aubrey with the fourth man.
“What shall we have them say, Mr. Holloway?” Soltan asked.
“I think ‘Jesus Christ, my goddamn face,’ would work just fine,” Holloway said.
“Number one, say the line,” Soltan said.
“Jesus Christ, my goddamn face,” said the man. Holloway glanced down at the fuzzy, who was motionless and silent.
“Number two,” Soltan said, after a minute. The man spoke his line. Papa said nothing. It did the same with number three.
“Jesus Christ, my goddamn face,” said Aubrey.
“I know this voice,” said Papa. “It is one of the other men who came to the house of Jack Holloway. It is not the man who killed my child.” Soltan looked at Aubrey with a face that said got you. Aubrey did not seem particularly concerned.
“Number five,” Soltan said.
The man said his line. Nothing from Papa. Man six, nothing. Man seven, nothing.
“Jesus Christ, my goddamn face,” said DeLise.
Papa took in a sharp breath, held it, and let it out. “I know this voice,” the fuzzy said. “It is the voice of the man who killed my child. It is the voice of the man who killed the mate of my child.” “Are you sure?” Soltan said.
“I know this voice,” Papa said, and its voice was surprisingly forceful. Papa looked up at Soltan. “Do you not have a child? If a man killed your child, you would know about that man. You would know the face of the man. You would know the hands of the man. You would know the smell of the man. You would know the voice of the man. This is the voice of the man who killed my child. My child who I cannot see. Who I cannot hold. Who is gone. My child is gone. This man killed my child. I know this voice.” Papa fell to its knees in the witness stand and keened, silently, as far as the humans could hear.
The courtroom was absolutely still.
“Your Honor,” Holloway said, quietly, after several moments.
“The testimony stands,” Soltan said, also quietly. “Everyone, sit down again.”
Chapter Twenty-six
“Your Honor,” Holloway said, after everyone had sat. “If Papa’s testimony stands, we have another issue to address.”
“And what issue is that, Mr. Holloway,” Soltan said. She seemed drained.
“We have reasonably established Mr. DeLise at the scene of the arson,” Holloway said. “Ms. Meyer may still attempt to call forward her list of so-called witnesses testifying to Mr. DeLise’s whereabouts, but we have DNA evidence and a credible witness, and we have excluded other potential arsonists. I doubt any of Meyer’s witnesses will stack up to the evidence I’ve presented to you today. And on top of that, we have more than reasonably established that the fuzzys are sentient. By accepting Papa’s testimony, you have effectively declared its species so.”
“I’m still waiting to hear about this other issue, Mr. Holloway,” Soltan said.
“Quite obviously, I’m talking about murder,” Holloway said.
“What?” DeLise roared. After glowering through the entire preliminary hearing, he was suddenly engaged.
“Murder,” Holloway repeated, turning to look at DeLise. “You murdered those fuzzys, Joe.”
“This is bullshit,” DeLise said, standing up.