The silver spike from the dancer’s shoulder was on the ground by my feet. I scooped it up, wiped her blood off on my sleeve and took stock. Dizzy, check. Vision blurry, check. Hands shaky, check. Perfect for taking on a vampire. Good night to die. Be with ya soon mom and dad. I’ve had about enough of this ride, time to get off. Of course, the conversation would be different at the Precinct house.
Hey, did ya hear about Gordon? Sucked to death by a creepy Russian dude!”
“Well, I always knew he was gay!”
Screw it.
“Fuck off, Fang! Why don’t you come over here? I’ll show you where I keep the good silver.” My balance shifted half an inch forward and just like that the black-haired vampire was in front of me, facing the male. A low growl was coming from somewhere. I couldn’t quite place it. The male’s snarl disappeared, replaced by a look of fear, his attention centered on the small girl.
“Enough! Arkady, get the clean-up gear and get rid of this blood. Tanya, calm down. No one will hurt him.”
The female leader never raised her voice but her orders lasered through the tension. The male vanished and Tanya turned to me, the growl cutting off as she examined me curiously. The others looked at me like I was certifiable, not an unreasonable conclusion based on my behavior. The blonde was watching me differently, her eyes wide. Like I had spoken my thoughts out loud. I hadn’t, had I?
“My apologies Officer Gordon.” The leader said. “ Arkady is a trifle overzealous. But where are my manners. I am Galina Demidova; you have met my daughter Tatiana. This is Nika” pointing to the blonde in red. “You have already met Lidya. This is Vadim, our head of security.”
It took a second for the names to register. Galina Demidova, reputed to own more NYC real estate than Trump, but much more secretive. Never any pictures, lots of donations to charities, hospitals and even one to the Police and Firefighter’s Benevolent Association.
And she was a vampire. Then her other words hit me. Daughter? I looked at Tatiana or Tanya or whatever her name was and then her mother. The resemblance was unmistakable. Vampires have daughters?
Nika smirked at me and another thought occurred to me. Can vampires read minds? She smirked again. “Some can,” she said. Great! Can’t keep secrets, can hardly stand up, surrounded by predators. I glanced Heavenward, wondering for the ten thousandth time what I had ever done in this life or the previous one to deserve this.
“So, is your daughter Tatiana or Tanya, I’m confused…more confused.”
“Tatiana is her formal name, Tanya is her short name. Like Jennifer and Jen,” Galina answered. “Officer Gordon, would you be so kind as to tell us what happened here?”
What the Hell, why not. Maybe it would move things along and we could get to the part where I shuffled off this mortal coil. I gave them my narrative of the past ten minutes, although I didn’t mention the part where Tanya stuck her blood covered finger in my mouth. For some reason, I got the impression she wouldn’t want me too. While I talked, I used my shaky right hand to pull my ever-present pencil from my back pocket. It’s always one of those little pencils like you get for scorekeeping at miniature golf. A clipboard hanging nearby gave me both paper and a writing platform. Flipping to the clean back of one piece of paper, I started to draw, not bothering to look at my work.
It’s not necessary for me to look, mainly, because I don’t believe that it’s me doing the drawing when this happens. The pictures just come on their own, kind of like physic writing, I suppose. Each time I have a vision, a drawing follows, a snapshot from the vision. I finished my story, but was still drawing. The vampires were watching me, openly puzzled, and when the drawing was done I handed it to Tatiana. Even though she had half killed me I liked her best. Maybe they’d let her do the killing. The image was still in my head, as it always would be. It would be graphically cartoonish, with the Helbourne’s eyes overly large and Tatiana’s figure exaggerated. I could recall and ‘draw’ the first vision I ever had. The drawing would be artistically perfect. Myself, I can barely draw a stick figure. Galina and the others moved over to look at the picture in Tatiana’s hands.
“That’s your guy..er..demon. Demon ridden, if you want to get technical. I call them Hellbourne. The body is just a shell.” I was babbling.
“How do you know all this? How can you know all this?” Lydia asked, and then glanced apologetically at Galina, who gave her an exasperated look.
Good question. A real good question. I pondered how to answer, worried about giving away too much. Then it occurred to my foggy brain that it was a moot point, what with the mind reader, Nika, nearby.
“The clergy say that I’m God Touched. Personally, I think He bitch slapped me. We have agreed to disagree on that point.”
“Clergy?” Galina questioned, one eyebrow arched.
“Yeah, well, the various churches come to me for their tougher exorcisms. The prayers and holy water routine doesn’t always work,” I answered.
“And you do?” she asked. At her side, Tatiana was just staring at me, eerily motionless.
“I don’t use their techniques. I’m more of a hands-on kinda guy.” I shrugged. “The entities that make up most possessions are pretty easy to yank out and send back to Hell. Plus I’m nondenominational.”
They all looked at me like I was crazy. Great, a room full of vampires questioning my sanity. After a moment, I continued. “You all seem to be having a lot more trouble believing me than I’m having believing all this.” I waived my hand at all of them and at Tatiana’s blood covered form. Her catlike stare was starting to bother me. I was feeling distinctly mousy.
Galina took in my comment, then abruptly changed direction.
.“I’m afraid we need to ask you for your clothes, as we must burn all of Tatiana’s blood that has been spilled. Nika, please get Tatiana cleaned up. Lydia, would you find Officer Gordon some new clothes?” New clothes? Why did I need clothes at all if they were gonna kill me?
The blonde vampire grabbed Tatiana’s hand, leading her up the hall to another door, marked ‘Dressing Room’. Lydia looked me up and down, ostensibly measuring me for clothes or maybe a coffin, a sardonic grin on her face. The hulking Vadim stepped over to me, holding out a plastic bag for my clothes. I sighed, beginning to empty my pockets. That done, I stripped off my ruined shirt and pants, trying not to fall over, shivering in just my boxer-briefs.
“That’s what it wanted, you know. Her blood.” I nodded at a plastic water bottle lying on the concrete where the Hellbourne had dropped it. Galina and Vadim both started at my words then exchanged a wordless glance. Lydia danced back into the room, mere minutes after leaving, a stack of clothes in hand. “Damn, Northern! Do you live at the gym or what?” she asked, not unfriendly.
I’m only average looking, but my body is not so average. Can’t help it. My grandfather had received custody of me after the death of my family. I lived most of my life on his four hundred-acre farm. First hard farm work, then after my talents appeared, heavy-duty workouts and martial arts training had left their mark on my physique. I was probably twelve the last time I had more than ten percent body fat. Baggy clothes help me to hide my build, as I don’t like to draw attention.
I struggled into the black leather pants that she provided, much to her amusement and was just buttoning the waistband when Tatiana reappeared from the dressing room. Holy shit! She must have taken the world’s fastest shower, as her long black hair lay in a damp twisted rope down her back. She was wearing a blue cutoff tee with the word PINK across the chest. White designer sweats and flip-flops completed the outfit. She looked like a dressed-down rich girl, which actually, she was. I knew I was staring but couldn’t seem to stop. The others took in my expression, and then turned to look at her. Tatiana ignored all of them, her shocking blue eyes locked onto mine.