“Empiric equation?”
“I was going to say ‘equals sign,’ but what’s the difference?”
“Lay down and I’ll show you.”
8
“What in the world is that, Nellie?”
“The latest heap-big magic from my Droney, Regina.”
“?WHY? does he keep trying to get into OUR ACT?”
“He’s just trying to service the Queen Bee and her ladies, Sarah.”
“Sorry, Nell, not interested.” The twins were disgusted. “His binary bag was a bust. We reject.”
“No more binary. This, sisters in the hive, is The Price!”
“What price?” Yenta was definitely interested.
“The price we have to pay the Devil.”
“Oh, no! Not Mr. Wrong Number again.”
“Wait a minute.” Mary Mixup was bewildered. “That’s a price, Nell? Those lines?”
“Of course. You must know. You see lines like that on every package in your markethon.”
“WE, madame, do !NOT! market in person.”
“Then when you unwrap them after they’re delivered.”
“I, madame, do NOT unwrap in P*E*R*S*O*N. I leave that to the (UGH!) Pi-persons (YCH!).”
“Then you’ll have to take Droney’s word for it, Sarah. These lines are read by the shop computer and translated into the price you pay. Then they’re all added up and put on the bill that’s sent to your bank computer.”
“Which pays, kicking and screaming,” Yenta growled. “That part we all know in person.”
“Droney says maybe Lucifer hasn’t shown because we neglected to tell him the price we’re willing to pay for a personal appearance.”
“And this is it, Nell?” Regina was amused.
“Yes. Isn’t it fabelhaft?”
“That’s up to my bank.” Yenta was not amused.
“No, no. The bank doesn’t pay. We do.”
Mary was bewildered. “We do? Us?”
“In person. Yes.”
“How much?” Yenta demanded.
“Droney wouldn’t tell me. All he said was, ‘Satan isn’t paid with money.’”
Miss Priss was offended. “Shame on him.”
“Regina, what d’you think? Should we try it?”
“I honestly don’t know, Nell,” Regina laughed. “Are we supposed to run these lines through the house computer? I don’t think it can read this sort of message.”
“Droney says just put it in the pentacle and burn it.”
“Well, all right. It can’t do any harm to try, but let’s add our evil symphony to attract Lucifer’s evil attention. Pi-girl! Lights and smells, please. Witches, gather ‘round and please be sincere.”
“How?” Yenta was wary. “Are we supposed to chant, ‘Thick line, thin line, space, thin line, thin line…?’ That’ll be worse than Hebrew.”
“No, dear, no ritual. Just the lights and smells and our dedication. We must want. Really want. Want Satan to appear. Want to pay this price, whatever it is in your own mind.”
* * *
“What took you so long, Gretchen?”
“I lost the Subadar.”
“Lost him!”
“Correction. He lost me.”
“But he was very much with us when he gave permission to run the analysis. He couldn’t have been more cooperative.”
“And then he disappeared.”
“He twigged your ploy?”
“No, he was called out by another outrage.”
“Ugh! Our Golem?”
“Probably.”
“Don’t tell me.”
“Nothing to tell. Merely a man flayed.”
“Flayed!”
“Skinned alive. And in a safed room.”
“Dear God!”
“Ind’dni told me he was still conscious when they broke in.”
“I can’t stand this.”
“Neither can Ind’dni. He was shaking when he came back to the precinct complex. He’s a sensitive soul, Blaise. I like him.”
“I think he’s in the wrong business.”
“Everybody in the Guff is in the wrong business.”
“Did you get anything from him?”
“Nothing.”
“Not even through the magic of psychodynamics?”
“Absolutely nothing. Maybe he was too badly shaken.”
“I don’t blame him. Skinned alive. Christ!”
“He went mystic on me. Talked about Saturn, the youngest of the Titans. (You think you’re excessively educated!) It seems that Saturn killed Sky with a sickle and from the drops of Sky’s blood which fell to earth sprang the Furies and the Giants.”
“This is a cop talking?”
“Indeed yes. He’s quite a cop, our Subadar. Where was I? Oh yes. Saturn was warned by his Earth-Mother that he would be deposed by one of his children, so he swallowed them whole, one by one, as they were born.”
“This I remember. Goya did one hell of a painting of that scene. He made Saturn look like one of our ravening Guff psychotics.”
“Ind’dni said that Zeus was the youngest of Saturn’s children. He was saved by his mother and overcame Big Daddy and exiled him, guarded by the Hundred-Handers.”
“The what?”
“The Hundred-Handers. Wild, huh? Out of sight. Ind’dni couldn’t describe those mythical weirdos. He said they had no shape or form.”
“No shape, no form. Sounds like our Golem.”
“Ind’dni seems obsessed with his Hundred-Hander.”
“And that’s what you fished out of him, baroque gems from Thos. Bulfinch?”
“That’s what I got.”
“It scares me. It really does, Gretchen.”
“Why?”
“Because I’m beginning to believe that Ind’dni has second sight.”
“You have to be guffing.”
“No. His Greek obsession ties in with something I found in the goon bones.”
“You can’t be serious. Your phony analysis found something?”
“It wasn’t phony; couldn’t be. The Subadar’s forensic mavins were all over me, and those dudes are good. I didn’t dare fake; had to go the sincere route.”
“And?”
“And now I’m really spooked.”
“Yes. But why?”
“Because I found another gem from Ind’dni’s mythology.”
“Come on, Blaise! What did you find?”
“Promethium in the bones.”
“Promethium?”
“With an I.U.M.”
“Like Prometheus? The hero-type who stole fire from the sun and gave it to man and got zapped by Zeus?”
“The same. It was named after him by the jokers who found it way back in the nineteen-hundreds.”
“What is it?”
“One of the rare earths. I have to talk technical, Gretch, because there’s no other language to describe it. It’s a lanthanide, a radioactive element with a half-life of thirty years. That means—”
“I know about half-life, Blaise. That’s the time it takes for half the atoms to disintegrate. Yes?”
“Good for you. Promethium’s symboclass="underline" capital “P” small “m,” Pm. Atomic number, sixty-one. It’s a fission product of uranium. I found its chloride, which is a pink salt.”
“In the bones?”
“In the bones.”
“And this is a clue?”
“Damn right it is, because there are no rare earths—repeat: no rare earths—in the normal bone salts.”
“Never?”
“Never.”
“Not even hardly ever?”
“Never.”
“Then this is something abnormal.”
“Definitely, and it may be a vector; only I don’t know what it is or where it leads.”
“Let me think a minute. Strike that. Let me feel a minute.”
“Feel free.”
After an extremely long minute, Gretchen asked, “Any of this Pm stuff in our normal, healthy Corridor pollution?”
Shima shook his head. “No.”
“So the goons couldn’t have absorbed it accidental-like?”
“No.”
“Then they acquired it deliberate-like? A conscious act?”
“Probably.”
“Is it used in food or drink?”
“Not a chance.”
“Even as a preservative, fortifier, adulterant, aphrodisiac, health-advertising gimmick?”