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No mizuzes this is not a pubic mardygrass it is a private celebration I don’t know what the vibes are for maybe for my former miztress person which she was murdered something cruel by the man person which was married to my present new miztress person of generosity oh I don’t know if you can join the vibes you’ll have to ask some person in charge but I don’t know whom she excuse me whom the person is why don’t you ask my present miztress person whom is wearing the belly-dancerrrrrrrrrr

Hey sure the more the merrier who the hell hey are you two suckers Emily Post Mortem yeah and Joan who what Coldslaw Jesus Christ on a raft what a name Coldslaw with or without mayo have a belt have a smack Emily-Joan and take off those brassbound bras we’re too many for the Guff rape schtik off off and let the tits vibrate each way free we’re going to the two-headed monster’s pads you heard me plural with an S sure it’s got two pads it’s got two twibbies don’t it one for every two legs one for every two tits I wish I had two for one in reverse if you dig and my yancemen had two for two what a ball it would be to take it both ways from one yanceman what a ball with brave ball-busting vibrations vibrations vibrationssssssssssssssssss

No it’s no accident we bought everything in dup

No it’s no accident we bought everything in dup

licate and the apartments are dupes too no I object to

licate and the apartments are dupes too no I object to

telling you whose apartment this is I don’t even remember

telling you whose apartment this is I don’t even remember

myself we’re in and out of both so much that I lose track

myself we’re in and out of both so much that I lose track

no we’re listed separately downstairs in security I’m

no we’re listed separately downstairs in security I’m

Germaine Storm we made sure to hook our husbands in dup-

Lorraine Drang we made sure to hook our husbands in dup-

licate too young men in grey flannel jump suits which is

licate too young men in grey flannel jump suits which is

why they never notice the different vibes in bed buzz buzz

why they never notice the different vibes in bed buzz buzz

is all the same to them and BB was wrong when she said that

is all the same to them and BB was wrong when she said that

they knew and liked it and Larry kept his mouth shut about

they knew and liked it and Barry kept his mouth shut about

the scam about the only thing we don’t dupe is the squeam

the scam about the only thing we don’t dupe is the squeam

scene you hard-line a joint like this see and then you

scene you hard-line a joint like this see and then you

have ignition and liftoff and space on a far-out buzz

have ignition and liftoff and space on a far-out buzz

but we’re not together on that Lorraine uses a single

but we’re not together on that Germaine uses a double

line and I don’t dig her style because it’s too hard you’ve

line and I don’t dig her style because it’s too soft you’ve

got to try it my way all you ladies buzz buzz into the far

got to try it my way all you ladies buzz buzz into the far

out buzz you might as well get used to it because we’ll be

out buzz you might as well get used to it because we’ll be

igniting and burning and spacing every time we meet here

igniting and burning and spacing every time we meet here

buzz buzz that’s the way we have countdown we have ig-

buzz buzz that’s the way we have countdown we have ig-

nition we have liftoff we have far-out buzzzzzzzzzzzz

nition we have liftoff we have far-out buzzzzzzzzzzzz

And these are my four roomies Dixie and Nixie and Pixie we all went to school together that’s funny Dixie that’s one Nixie that’s two Pixie that’s three how did I ever get to four oh of course I’m the fourth I forgot me Mary and Dixie and Nixie and Pixie four and we have seven husbands one apiece except one has three me I think but I’m not sure I lose count and they’re all so nice now let’s have some more drinks and squeams the liquor is in Dixie’s darkroom of course it makes sense Nell D for darkroom and D for Dixie who’s our bartender Nixie keeps the squeams in her bedroom and that makes sense too Nell because a Nixie is a female water sprite and we always shoot our smack with water I wouldn’t anybody sit on that couch please just now it’s got our prickly needly cactus plants under it because it’s their resting season and they need dark oh Yenta please don’t explore that closet oh please don’t open the door there see what you’ve done I was storing everything in that closet until we could arrange everything and now you’ve turned the whole lounge into a closet everything poured out like an avalanche and there’s no room for us now because everything’s underfoot why Pixie there’s that sleep-reader we were looking for and I could have sworn it was in the tape cabinet with the Irish music don’t be silly Nell I for intellect of course so drink up and squeam up everybody and let’s get out before we trample all the goodies and next meeting here you’ll all have to help arrange things come on everybody you too Dixie and Nixie and Pixie bring the drinkables and squeamables onward and upward to Priss no she doesn’t live high up in a penthouse really Nell you’re impossible her real name is Hilda Hayes H for heights which makes sense to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Mummy is reviving the Victorian style which is why the palm leaves over the pictures and all the tassels and all the fringes and the skirts around the piano legs no not Victoria the fourth she was wicked she was no lady the first Victoria who was married to Prince Albert who was always the perfect gentleman Mummy says that Victoria wasn’t a perfect lady because she had bad table manners Mummy says there aren’t many ladies left and gentlemen are hard to find I do not wish to be discourteous and would be happy to entertain you all but I don’t think Mummy would like to see what you’re doing when she comes home seven-letter vibrations with each other are rude even though we are all the identical ess ee ex and when you come back for the weekly meetings Mummy will be here to chaperone and make us mind our manners so perhaps it would be best to leave now and visit BB who is a genuine lady and in every sense the perfect queen that Victoria was not I’m sure that Mummy will admire BB much more than Victoria and try to find another perfect Prince Albert for her it’s awful to be alone and wasted please please please Mummy will be back any moment let’s go to BB’s place please please please pretty pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee