le or la in it, but that’s all I know.” “Miriam’s last name then — it’s been a while,” and the man said “Hildago, but she dropped it for her hubby’s. If there are any further questions about her, all I can say is I’ve been out of touch with her for years — call it a falling out,” and he said “Miriam had a friend from college with her at the party and I’ve lost touch with her,” and gave the woman’s name and described her and the man said “She I never knew, not even by name, and I must have seen her with Miriam on and off, but can’t picture her from your description. It might help if you could give me her original name at school. But tell me about you. How have you been faring these past dozen years? Marriage, lots of squealing infants, or because of one reason or another are you a confirmed bachelor or just unsure about being one?” and seemed to be making a pass by what he said and way he said it and used his lips and eyes and Gould said “None of them,” and excused himself. Four years later, when he was married and his first child was around a year and a half, he received a letter from the woman. She’d read a book review he’d done — it was good, she said, illuminating in parts and never stodgy but didn’t go deeply enough into the reasons he disliked the book so much, which she thought he could have done with very little added effort as well as given a clearer summing up as to what the author was trying to say — and the contributor note indicated where he taught, which is why this letter’s coming to him by way of his institution. “Preface completed as to how I got to you after so many years, as well as unasked- and perhaps uncalled-for capsulized review of your review, now let me explain why I’m writing. Naturally (as you can see I’ve adopted your old irritating habit of asides, which I think is the most honest way for me to write since it’s how I think when I’m writing, though I realize the momentum and interest of what I write are often lost in these digressive interjections) I hope this letter finds you well. You’re probably married by now — I hope you are or have been married at least once (my own feeling, based on the experiences of friends and partly on my own experience, is that it takes a bad brief rancorous first marriage to make a good harmonious second one, and that most first marriages are brief because they’re rancorous, wrongheaded, misguided and destructive almost from the start and the relationships leading up to them aren’t much better) and have children or a child, and if so I congratulate you (shades of my shade Harry, if you can remember back that far) which may be the most belated and surely the most recent congratulations you’ve received on the matter, unless you were just married or remarried or had your first child yesterday and this letter arrived the day after. All foolishness aside — all, if I can manage it, asides aside — and also because (there goes that resolution, made in earnest but which you should take as an exemplar of how much you can trust me regarding this, and after what I have to tell you, which I’m sure I’ll eventually come to, regarding anything, perhaps) I don’t believe any letter should extend beyond a bladderful of ink (as you can see, one habit of yours I haven’t adopted, convenient and time-saving as it would be if I wasn’t so inept with almost any kind of machine, is the typewritten letter) — but let me continue (this goes back, incidentally, to the previous page and that ‘all foolishness aside’ start) and a gold medal to you — it’s Olympics time again and my entire brood’s influenced if not, in how we use our hours, governed by it — so a gold medal in stick-to-itiveness if you’ve kept up with me in all this). About two months ago my youngest son Timothy was going through my personal library for a book — any book; he simply wanted to read something (and I’ve two sons, by the way, and no girls, and no child of mine has ever died or been taken away from me at birth or anytime after and tragedies like that, so this is all the children I’ve had and have or ever will; you’ll understand what I mean momentarily — I’m sure it’ll take a leap of faith for you with that ‘momentarily’—if you haven’t understood already) and found one that interested him because of its cover (you may not be able to tell a book by its cover but it can start you reading it — excuse me, I’m such an impoverished poor punster who’s always tripping overself in the attempt, and four or five words into that pun I regretted having begun, and same with the overself, which is more a neowart or carnage than a pun) and he opened it (the book, if you forgot, and I’m not blaming you) and an old postcard from you to me dropped out. There, I’ve finally gotten to it. Do you know what I’m going to say next? I suppose that depends on how well you remember what you used to say too publicly at the time (though now I wouldn’t care less) in your postcards, and what I just said wasn’t what I was going to say next. Now I’ve given enough hints. If you haven’t caught on yet then something, I’m afraid, and I say this lamentably, has happened to your once-snappy brain. You had drawn something on it — are you getting warmer? (And I meant the old children’s game, nothing else, and shouldn’t have even clarified it, since it looks as if I did mean it provocatively, when I didn’t, I didn’t.) And Timothy asked ‘Who’s the artist?’ I told him you weren’t an artist, or you might be now but you weren’t when you drew it, and he said ‘But he’s done a nifty caricature of you as a pregnant lady standing on a doctor’s scale with your head pressed up against the measuring stick attached to it. And he wrote underneath (this should all have been paraphrased or in indirect quotes, but permit me the license and also the pleasure in seeing how adept I am at replicating his voice): “Haven’t heard from you in a while (that, of course, should be in the direct quotes it is). How’s your confinement doing? Measuring up to scale?” So he knew you when you were pregnant with me, based on the card’s dates (meaning yours and the P.O.’s). Pretty bold of him there, Mom, as if he knew you intimately. Was he,’ he asked, “a lover or someone like that? (I inserted the ‘he asked’ because I thought I might have lost you. Did I?) A good friend who you maybe only had some good friendly sex with and nothing else when Dad was still around? (That’s right: Harry’s no longer around; he’s dead—’shades of my shade Harry,’ several pages back? — but more about that later if the pen holds out.) I mean, Ma (here I’m trying to convey it as it was spoken, to bring the scene more to life for you so you’ll be able to hear the boy, though he actually calls me Chris more than he does Ma or Mom), you say your marriage was open then, but how much so?’ (‘Nifty,’ from a previous page, I now realize, isn’t a word I’ve ever heard him use; it could have been ‘neat’ or ‘nice,’ but don’t hold me to it.) So I told him the truth: you, me, your orgasmic duplicity, my lethargy, Timothy as blastocyst, Harry as goingalongwithist, and the truth’s what I’m truthfully telling you now, truthfully. ‘Not (and I also just realized Timothy would have used ‘whom’ for ‘who’ in that ‘good friend you maybe only’ many lines ago, since it’s a discipline at school he’s recently relearned again for good and has been practicing on us without letup or remorse) even as a friend,’ I said of you. ‘And for me, at least, not for the sex or rapport or because I was piningly lonely in New York, where your roots first started to generate, or the satisfaction and intrigue in deceiving your father either. He was just there — your father elsewhere — slippery, pushy and unstoppably priapic, and after my first few puny no’s — I’m almost sure about that — I was my most typically submissive, unvocally suspicious and containable.’ Principal reason I told him is because his father died in a motorcycle accident eight years ago, if one can call it that: Harry was stoned, driving with one hand, blowing kisses with the other, his lady possessor, an obsessive confessor who miraculously survived without only a spleen, reproductive system and one eye to brag about it all, giving him a handjob with Vaseline — she even said he was approaching out-of-body trans-send-your-socks-off-into-the-void ejaculation as they crashed — and having missed out having a father for so long during most of the important years for that I finally succumbed to thinking he should know he still had a biological one, feeling that if I ever died (at forty I suddenly became mortal) before he was on his own and John (my eldest, whom you met) was too encapsulated in his own life to tender to him, he could try contacting you. All this about the aborted abortion that I never gave so much as half a thought to having must come as a surprise and shock. I apologize for that, but at the time I thought it the only way to keep you from the birth and baby and then the child being raised. You were such a gushy sentimentalist about children and blood, which might be nice if one were married to you, that I knew you’d intrude deleteriously, in addition to all the other disadvantages he’d undergo which I wrote you of but now can’t recall. Harry went along with my having the child so long as I continued to let him lay his many legal girlfriends (that was his profession almost: layman of lawyers) at any minute of the night and overdraft our savings and checking for his increasingly more exotic cars, two-wheelies and drugs. Then he died, I kept you a secret from Timothy, since I didn’t see any point in his knowing, the secret spilled out of the bookshelf and Timothy, an aspiring trial lawyer he says but only for the money, easily grilled it out of me. But now — for instance, regarding keeping you from the birth, your adamant ideas on circumcision: that a boy shouldn’t have one; he can keep his prepuce clean just by washing it and the dismemberment robs him of a sexual edge; even if his brother and both his fathers had them and preputial men are more prone to penile cancer and sometimes suffer phimosis and are also supposed to increase the chances of cervical cancer in the women they lay. You were filled with that sort of unthought-out naturalistic mischief. But now, as I was saying, Timothy would like to have a relationship of some kind with you but asked me to initiate it with this letter: flamboyant, aggressive and (no pun calculated) cocksure in the courtroom as he’s sure to be, he’s preternaturally shy outside it, something I was in every setting and still am, except when I’m writing, and you said you were once too, which amazed me because you were so fundamentally forward and backslapping. So what do you say, Gould? He’ll write back if you jot him a few lines. Just say who you are and what you do and you heard he wanted a letter from you, and if you have a wife and children or child then something about them. He loves animals so if you have a pet or two or your children do, tell him of it. Where you live and have lived and what