one, New York. And I don’t plan to settle there and neither does he. He’s a law student and can get a job anywhere after, so long as he takes that state’s bar,” and he said “How old’s this guy?” and she said “Twenty-four, why?” and he said “Oh boy, older men, real experienced, I bet he’s had lots of girls — lots of counselors — it’s probably even why he took the job. Mr. Head Authority, lording it over his slaves; tells them to go down on him or they lose their puny jobs, and they do, the imbeciles, they’re too young and dumb not to. But good, you finally got someone who can teach you something about life, though whether you’ll like the lesson after a while—” and she said “You’re being asinine again. And about him teaching me anything, I’m not sure what you’re referring to, but if it’s what I think it is then you’re not only a big schmo but,” and she whispered this, “a pathetic jerk,” and hung up. He called right back and the man who answered said she was already halfway down the hill and he said “Well get her back right away. It’s about her father, something new,” and she came back and said “Yes?” and he said “It’s me again,” and she said “No kidding. What is it, though? I had to come back, just so they wouldn’t think I was having an argument with someone — this is the camp office, you know — or that I’d ignore something about my father being ill,” and he said “I called back, well, to apologize; seriously, I do. I’m sorry, I am a big schmo and jerk and probably even worse,” and she said “Fine, you know it, and I accept your apology. But oh gosh, you can be awful when you get mean,” and he said “You’re right, thoroughly and incontrovertibly, and I won’t get that way anymore, I swear not to, but we will get back together again, if just a little, when we’re back in the city — we’ll at least give it a shot, won’t we?” and she said “No, and that’s final,” and he said “All right, it was nice and you were great and we really went through something with that a.b. — you, most of it — and which I’ll never forget and I think it linked us in some way forever,” thinking maybe at hearing all that she’ll think of what they did go through and how he went to the doctor’s with her and paid half and everything and change her mind about not seeing him again, and she said “Yes, me too,” and hung up. He called her in New York a couple of times, her mother said she wasn’t home and she’d give her the message, but she never called back.