“Monica” backed to the couch and sat down hard. She was wearing white pumps with her sweats.
Pristine white pumps.
“I know what it looks like,” she said. “Like I’m an escapee from the mental hospital, but I’m not.”
“Because you’re a runaway bride?” Chloe asked softly.
She straightened and stared at Chloe in horror. “I don’t-I mean…” She bit her lower lip. “I just like white pumps, a lot. So of course, I’m not a runaway bride. Running away from my own wedding would make me a horrible person.” She covered her face. “Oh, God, I’m a horrible person! How did you know?”
“The Target sweats with the wedding pumps were a dead giveaway,” Chloe said gently, coming around the desk to sit at her side. “So was stealing Monica Geller’s identity.” She paused. “Are you okay?”
“Sure. I’ve only broken the hearts of all my family and friends and groom-to-be, who I’ve known since I was ten. But other than that, I’m terrific.” And then she burst into tears.
Chloe put a sympathetic hand on her shoulder, and she slumped against her like they were best friends and sobbed.
Chloe awkwardly patted her back while staring helplessly at the door to the kitchen. Where the hell was Maddie the Hugger when she needed her? “Um…can I call your family for you? I could tell them that you’re safe. They don’t have to know where you are, but I’m sure they’re worried sick about you.”
Maddie came out with some tea, and Tara followed with cupcakes, thank God. The three of them sat on the couch while the woman sniffled and blew her nose. “My name’s Allie.”
“Cupcake, Allie?” Maddie asked kindly.
Allie nodded and took two, one in each hand.
“Tara calls these Sugar and Spice and Anything but Nice Cupcakes,” Chloe said. “She was annoyed at her boyfriend when she baked them.”
“Yeah?” Allie shoveled in a cupcake, still occasionally hiccupping and wiping her nose. “What did he do?”
“Oh, she won’t tell us,” Chloe said. “Whatever it is happened this morning, I think, but she’s mum on the subject. He probably left his underwear on the floor. Tara’s OCD about that kind of stuff. But then again, I’m still on the fence that Ford actually wears underwear.” Chloe grinned into Tara’s narrowed eyes. Hey, maybe she’d promised to grow up, but she’d never promised to stop poking at her sisters.
“Maddie thinks maybe he’s the one who sneaked a piece of Tara’s Very Berry Pie without asking, but it wasn’t him.” She pointed at herself and mouthed “me.”
Allie eyed Tara speculatively. “You look so…with it. He had to have done something bigger than leave out his underwear, right?”
Tara gave Chloe a meaningful glare but said nothing. The Steel Magnolia wasn’t talking.
“Did you ask him how you look and he said fine without taking his eyes off the TV?” Allie asked. “Or did he ogle a woman in the frozen foods aisle at the grocery store because her nipples were hard from standing in front of the ice cream display? Did he tell you that your mother is a pain in his ass?”
“No,” Tara said and paused. “He asked me to elope with him to the Greek Islands on his boat.”
“Bastard,” Allie said, sniffing, while both Maddie and Chloe gaped in shock at Tara.
“What?” Maddie whispered, a hand on her heart, a slow smile curving her mouth. “Did he really?”
“Yes.” Still looking calm, Tara took a cupcake, cool as she pleased. “The other night, after the bonfire.”
Allie was double-fisting cupcake number three and four, mascara smeared on her cheeks. “It’s a lot of pressure, isn’t it?” she said, mouth full, inhaling sugar like she hadn’t eaten in a week.
“What are you going to do?” Chloe asked.
“Well, I could jump off a bridge,” Allie said dramatically. “Or maybe I ought to try being a lesbian for a while.”
“No bridge jumping,” Chloe said firmly. “And the lesbian thing? Two menstrual cycles and double the PMS. That’s a big commitment. But actually, I was asking my sister.” She looked at Tara. “Are you going to elope with the sexiest man on the planet, or what?”
“Hey,” Maddie said. “My man’s sexy, too.”
Tara patted Maddie’s hand, then followed Allie’s lead and grabbed yet another cupcake. “I think I have to.”
“No,” Allie said, eyes glossy from the sugar high. “You don’t have to do anything. You can run away to…here.” She laughed softly. “I’ll share my room. We can do the lesbian thing together.”
Tara shook her head. “Got that out of my system in college, sorry.”
Maddie choked on her cupcake, but Chloe just grinned. “And they call me the wild one.”
The phone rang, and Chloe jumped up to take the call. It was a woman wanting to make reservations for her and her sisters for a long weekend.
“How many rooms would you like?” Chloe asked her.
“All of them.”
Chloe blinked. “What?”
“We’d like the whole inn for ourselves. It’s a reunion, you see. Two of us have been overseas in the military, and another has just gotten her doctorate, and the baby’s getting married. We haven’t all been together, the eight of us, in five years.”
“The whole inn,” Chloe repeated, stunned.
“Yes, for at least four days. I hope that’s not a problem. We want to utilize the day spa, too. Oh, and do you have yoga classes?”
“Yes.” Or they would…Chloe cleared her throat. “How soon are you looking at?”
“What’s the soonest you have?”
“Hold on a sec?” Dizzy with excitement, Chloe covered the phone and turned to Tara and Maddie.
“Problem?” Tara asked, rising to her feet at what surely was a look of shock on Chloe’s face.
“No. Yes. I don’t know.” Chloe laughed. “I have a request for a four-day exclusive stay for a family of sisters who wants the entire B &B and day spa at their disposal. ASAP.”
Tara and Maddie stared at her. “Honey,” Maddie said gently, “there is no day spa yet.”
“Not yet,” Chloe said. “But it’s coming.” She went back to the phone, catching the warning look in Tara’s eyes, the one that said don’t you dare be impulsive. Chloe grinned at her while calmly telling the woman on the phone that the spa would be open for limited service in two weeks, or they could wait for the full range of services to be offered in a month. She made the booking, not unhappy that the woman had settled for limited service. “No worries,” she said to her sisters when she’d hung up. “Jax promised he could handle it.”
Allie sighed. “They all think they can handle it. So there’s a day spa?”
Thirty minutes later, Chloe had shown Allie to her room, then headed into the sunroom, where she was joined by Tara and Maddie. “I think Allie’s going to be okay.”
“You were good with her,” Tara said. “I might have just given her the room key and stayed out of it.”
“No, you wouldn’t,” Maddie said. “You were the first one on board when I was running away from my life and needed to stay here, remember?” She hugged Tara, then reached for Chloe’s hand, pulling her in close, too. “I called Jax. Told him we had reservations coming in, that we need this room done yesterday. He said he’d do it at material cost only, and that I could pay the labor later.”
“I’ll pay,” Chloe said, trying to figure out how long was long enough to stay in the group hug without being rude. “Whatever it is.”
“I’ve got it,” Maddie said. “No worries.”
“No, I-”
“Chloe,” Tara said dryly. “I’m pretty sure the debt can’t be paid in money.”
Maddie blushed to the tips of her toes.
“Oh. Gotcha.” Chloe laughed. “Well, then, thanks for paying up, sis.”
Maddie rolled her eyes and hugged her again. Jesus. Tara was still right there, too, so that now Chloe was sandwiched between them. “Okay…Well. I have things to do.”