There was a time when the three brothers tried to follow George’s example and ‘better themselves’ by pooling resources to create their own painting and decorating business. After telephoning for an appointment they came to the house, and Alf described to George how he had been a lesson to them in the ways of hard work, and in setting up schemes for making money without being under the heel of a boss. After they had paid back debts, profits would be theirs to share. They created a vision which George admitted could become reality. With their hundred pounds, and two hundred from him, which they hoped that for old times’ sake he wouldn’t refuse, they would buy a second-hand van, as well as a set of ladders and a load of paint from a bloke they knew who was just going out of business and wanted to sell everything before declaring himself bankrupt.
Bert said their first job was already arranged, so it wouldn’t be long before they would pay back the two hundred pounds. A garage owner in Lenton wanted his premises painted, and Harry had sent an estimate which no sane man would turn down. Alf also knew somebody in Mapperley who needed their house doing up, a big job that would make a few hundred profit if they played their cards right.
George lent them the money, and they swore everlasting friendship as he handed the cheque to Bert.
‘If they succeed,’ George said to her later, ‘we won’t have much to do with them, though I suppose that whenever they want more equipment they’ll ask us for some cash, or if the business starts to fail, which it well might, knowing them, they’ll ask me to save it from going under. We shouldn’t have helped in the first place, but they’re my brothers, after all, so there wasn’t much else I could do.’ If success depended on the amount of faith George and Pam had in their abilities, they were doomed.
The profits, as Bert told them when he called one Sunday morning (without telephoning first) in his new Vauxhall car, were rolling in. ‘So well, in fact, that we might soon see our way to paying a bit of the money back that you lent us.’
When they made no further effort to get in touch, George thought it was either because they had so much to spend that they forgot what was owed him, or because, which he felt was more likely, their trading of paint for pound notes had, as it were, come unstuck somewhere along the way. If the latter assumption was correct, he did not consider it immoral to gloat on their difficulties, because since they had not repaid his two hundred pounds while they were flush, there was little hope of them doing so in their decline. Such entertainment was, however, expensive, and he was galled at imagining their talk when the first money came in.
‘We’ve got enough dough to pay our George back,’ Harry might have said, throwing bills and invoices into an empty drawer before spreading money and cheques on the table.
Bert picked up a ten pound note to make sure it was real. ‘Don’t be a dozy bleeder. We need this for some paint and another ladder.’
‘A new car for all of us, more like,’ Alf laughed. ‘We don’t have to pay our George back yet. He don’t need it like we do.’
Bert scribbled a few sums on a sheet torn from the appointments diary. ‘He’s well-off. He’ll be lucky if he sees a penny o’ that two hundred nicker, old tight-fisted will. It took long enough to squeeze it out of him. And as for that stuck-up wife of his, you know what she wants, don’t you?’
George knew that his recording was exact, because he had been one of them for so many years. But he hoped they were doing profitable business, and had at last curbed their feckless habits in face of the stark realities of the commercial world. He added to Pam that he was glad to see a spirit of ingenuity and co-operation between them as well as, it seemed, a determination to work.
He saw proof of this while driving through town one day when he stopped at a traffic light and, looking in the direction of a hooter, saw their van pull up by his side. Alf greeted him, and pointed to the others who were asleep in the open back, dead to the universe and caked with paint.
‘We’ve just done seventeen hours nonstop, slogging all the way!’ Alf shouted in triumph, before shooting at the amber and getting half along Parliament Street, a stream of red cloth waving from the ladders tilting up out of the van, before George’s careful driving had taken him across the intersection.
13
Still in their working clothes, they came to see George one night. Pam brought them tea and biscuits in the living-room, hoping they would go soon, and not leave too much mess. She disliked herself for such a mean thought about her brothers-in-law who had worked hard all day and were now sitting wearily (and smelling of beer) in her best armchairs.
‘We’ve come to ask,’ Alf said, looking as pale, she thought, as if he were on the point of dying, ‘whether you’ll let us paint your house.’
She doubled the sugar in his tea, and told him to take more biscuits.
‘I knew you’d see me right, love!’ he said.
George stood in front of the television, legs apart, and hands behind his back. There was nothing to say, though he knew he must not sit down, otherwise he would feel intimidated. Nor must he become too friendly in case he agreed to whatever it was they wanted.
‘The thing is,’ Harry put in, ‘that all we’ve got on for the whole of next week is somebody’s living-room, and we can’t charge more than forty quid for that.’
Bert surfaced sufficiently from his executive bout of deep thought to say everybody ought to sit down, but George replied that he had been on his arse all day at the office and preferred to exercise his legs a bit in the evening.
‘Not only that,’ Harry said, ignoring such a poor excuse, ‘but the rob-dogs are trying to get some income tax out of us. I fucking ask you! Income tax! Us!’
Bert shivered, his close features raw with fury: ‘I got a demand yesterday for three hundred quid.’
So had they all, or something close, but George said he found this hard to credit because he assumed they got paid for their jobs in cash with no questions asked.
‘No,’ Bert told him. ‘You allus get the bleeder who holds you to the penalty clause and wants you to work to a pulp, and the swine who’s frightened to part with real notes and gives you a cheque and wants a receipt so’s he can set it against his own tax. Too many o’ them meat-grinding bastards in the world’ – his tone hinting that George was more than likely one of them. ‘Some people won’t let you live. If they think you’re trying to make an honest bob or two they choke with envy.’
‘Wouldn’t give you the clippings of their toe-nails.’ Harry reached for another biscuit, and knocked the ashtray over so that Pam was obliged to go to the kitchen for a brush and dustpan. They laughed when she’d gone, and George suspected they had planned her removal so that they could talk to him on his own.
Bert spoke hurriedly. ‘We’re desperate for a bit of work, George. Any old job. It’ll only be for a while, because the week after next there’s a couple of things that’ll keep us busy. Ain’t that right, Harry?’
Alf nudged him viciously. ‘Wake up, dozy bastard!’
Harry leapt from his stupor and looked murderously at George, as if holding him responsible for the pain in his ribs. ‘We’re fucking desperate.’
Despite his fearlessness and relatively prosperous, self-employed status, George knew there would be trouble if he didn’t promise something. When faced with all three of them he couldn’t believe he was a grown man, for in their own way they knew how to reduce him in seconds to feeling like a kid. He recalled when, at the age of ten, a neighbour had given him a box of chocolates for doing a week’s errands while his wife had been ill, and his brothers had waylaid him at the man’s door to snatch the lot.