"That's right," the goon nodded vigorously, strands of spaghetti dangling from his mouth. "We criminal types can beat any honest citizen at anything. Say, did I ever tell you about the time Nunzio and me were…"
"Shut up, dummy!" Shai-ster snapped. "In case you haven't noticed, we're footing the bill for these local amateurs. We're getting our brains beat out financially, and it's up to you boys to catch up with the opposition and return the favor. .. physically."
"They're scared of us," Guido insisted. "Wherever we are, they aren't. If we can't find 'em, they can't be doin' that much damage."
"You know, brains never were your long suit, Guido," Shai-ster snarled. "Let me run this past you once real slow. So far, we've paid out six times as much as we've taken in. Add all our paychecks and expenses to that, and you might have a glimmer as to why the Big Boys are unhappy."
"But we haven't been collecting very long. After we've expanded our clientele…"
"Well be paying claims on that many more businesses," Shai-ster finished grimly. "Don't give me that 'we'll make it up on volume' guff. Either an operation is self-supporting and turning a profit from the beginning, or it's in trouble. And we're in trouble so deep, even if we could breathe through the tops of our heads we'd still be in trouble."
"Maybe if we got some more boys from back home. …" Nunzio began.
Shai-ster slapped his hand down on the table, stopping his lieutenant short.
"No more overhead!" he shouted. "I'm having enough trouble explaining our profit/loss statement to the Big Boys without the bottom line getting any worse. Not only are we not going to get any more help, we're going to start trimming our expenses, and I mean right now. Tell the boys to … what are you grinning at?"
This last was directed at me.
"Oh, nothing," I said innocently. "It's just that for a minute there you sounded just like someone I know back on Klah… name of Grimble."
"J.R. Grimble?" Shai-ster blinked.
Now it was my turn to be surprised.
"Why, yes. He's the Chancellor of the Exchequer back at Possiltum. Why, do you know him?"
"Sure. We went to school together. Chancellor of the Exchequer, huh? Not bad. If I had known he was working the court of Possiltum, I would have stuck around and said 'hi' when I was there."
Somehow, the thought of Shai-ster and Grimble knowing each other made me uneasy. There wasn't much chance of the two of them getting together and comparing notes, and even if they did, Grimble didn't know all that much about my modus operand!. Still, it served as a grim reminder that this was a very risky game I was playing, with some very dangerous people.
"I still think there's another gang out there some where," Nunzio growled. "There's too much going down for it to be independent operators."
"You're half right," Shai-ster corrected. "There's too much going down for it to be a gang. Nobody's into that many things… not even us!"
"You lost me there, Shai-ster," I said, genuinely curious.
The mobster favored me with a patronizing smile.
"That's right. As a magician, you don't know that much about how organized crime works. Let me try to explain. When the Mob decides to move in, we hit one specialty field at a time… you know, like protection or the numbers. Like that. Focusing our efforts yields a better saturation as well as market penetration."
"That makes sense," I nodded, not wanting to admit he had lost me again.
"Now you take a look at what's happening here. We're getting all sorts of claims; vandalism, shoplifting, armed robbery, even a couple cases of arson. It's too much of a mix to be the work of one group. We're dealing with a lot of small-time independents, and if we can make an example of a few of them, the others will decide there are easier pickings elsewhere."
In a way, I was glad to hear this. I owed Aahz one more back-pat. He was the one who had decided that the efforts of our team were too limited. To accelerate our "crime wave," he had introduced the dubious practice of "insurance fraud" to Deva… and the Deveels were fast learners.
Is your stock moving too slow? Break it yourself and turn in a claim for vandalism. Trying to sell your shop, but nobody wants to buy, even at a discount? Torch the place and collect in full. Better still, want to fatten up your profit margin a little? Dummy up a few invoices and file a claim for "stolen goods." All profit, no cost.
The Deveels loved it. It let them make money and harass the Mob at the same time. No wonder Shai-ster's table was fast disappearing under a mountain of claims and protests.
It was terrific … except for the part about making an example out of everyone they caught. I made a mental note to warn the team about being extra careful.
"If it's not a gang, and they aren't working against us," Nunzio scowled, "why is everything happening in our areas? My dad taught me to be suspicious of coincidences. He got killed by one."
"How do you know it's just happening in our area?" Shai-ster countered. "Maybe we picked a bad area of the Bazaar to start our operation. Maybe the whole Bazaar is a bad area. Maybe we should have been suspicious when Skeeve here told us there were no police. You get this much money floating around with no police, of course there'll be crooks around."
"So what are we supposed to do?" Guido snarled, plucking his napkin from under his chin and throwing it on the table. "My boys can't be two places at once. We can't watch over our current clients and sign on new accounts, too."
"That's right," Shai-ster agreed, "so here's what we're going to do. First, we split up the teams. Two thirds of the boys patrol the areas we've got under protection. The others go after new clients…but we don't just take anybody. We investigate and ask questions. We find out how much trouble a new area or a new shop has had before we take them as a client. Then we know who the bad risks are, and if we protect them at all, they pay double. Capish?"
Both Guido and Nunzio were thinking, and it was obvious the process hurt.
"I dunno," Nunzio squeaked at last. "Sumpin' sounds kinda funny about that plan."
"Crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it," I murmured helpfully.
"What's that?" Shai-ster snapped.
"Oh, just something my teacher told me once." I shrugged.
"Hey! Skeeve's right," Guido exclaimed.
"What you're sayin' is that we're going to be policemen and insurance investigators."
"Well, I wouldn't use those words…"
" 'Well nothin'. We ain't gonna do it!"
"Why not?"
"C'mon, Shai-ster. We're the bad guys. You know, crooks. What's it going to do to our reputation if it gets back to the Mob that we've turned into policemen?"
"They'll think we're valuable employees who are working hard to protect their investment."
"Yeah?" Guido frowned, unconvinced.
"Besides, it's only temporary," Shai-ster soothed. "Not only that, it's a smoke screen for what we'll really be doing."
"What's that?" I asked blandly.
Shai-ster shot a quick look around the restaurant, then leaned forward, lowering his voice.
"Well, I wasn't going to say anything, but remember that I was telling you about how the Mob focuses on one field at a time? The way I see it, maybe we picked the wrong field here at Deva. Maybe we shouldn't have tried the protection racket."
"So you're going to change fields?" I urged.
"Right," Shai-ster smiled. "We'll put the protection racket on slow-down mode for a while, and in the meantime start leaning on the bookies."