The quartermaster sergeant came back. A thunderstorm clouded his brow. He said several pungent things of his own. French might lack the guttural power of Czech or German when it came to swearing, but the sergeant did his damnedest. Vaclav hardly cared. At the same time as the Frenchman was cussing him out, he was also handing over half a dozen five-round clips of long, fat antitank-rifle cartridges.
"Tell him thanks," Jezek said to Benjamin Halevy.
"Sure." The Jew eyed him. "It won't do you any good, you know." He spoke in French. The quartermaster replied. Halevy translated for Vaclav: "He says you can shove a round up your ass and then hit yourself in the butt with a golf club to touch it off."
"A golf club?" Vaclav had to laugh. "Well, that's something different-fuck me if it's not."
"He'd say fuck you anyway," Halevy replied. "Let's get out of here before he decides he really does have to shaft us, just on general principles."
That seemed like good advice. Vaclav took it. The quartermaster offered a couple of poignant parting shots. Vaclav glanced toward Halevy. The polyglot Jew declined to translate. That was bound to be just as well.
Civilians streamed away from the front. They didn't want to get caught by bombs and shells and machine-gun bullets. Well, who in their right minds would have? Vaclav didn't, either. But when you put on a uniform, that was the chance you took.
Some of the Frenchmen and-women eyed the Czechs suspiciously. They weren't poilus. They weren't Tommies, either. British soldiers were familiar sights in France. The damnfool locals probably thought they were Germans-it wasn't as if that hadn't happened before farther east. Vaclav would have thought German uniforms were plenty familiar here, too. Maybe he was wrong.
Soldiers came back with the civilians. The ones who clutched wounds, pale and tight-lipped, were simply part of what war did. The ones who didn't seem hurt worried Vaclav more. He'd watched the Czech army fight till it couldn't fight any more. Then, when the Nazis kept the pressure on, the Czechs went to pieces.
Would the same thing happen here? As far as Vaclav could see, France was in better shape than Czechoslovakia had been. The country seemed united in its fight against the Nazis. Czechoslovakia sure hadn't been. Half the Slovaks-maybe more than half-wanted the state to come to pieces. Their precious Slovakia was supposed to be independent these days, but Hitler pulled the strings and made Father Tiso dance.
As for the Sudeten Germans, the miserable bastards who'd touched off the war…Vaclav muttered something foul. The Czechs had been pulling them out of the army because they were unreliable. He muttered something else. Too little, too late. Back right after the last war ended, Czechoslovakia should have shipped all those shitheads back to Germany. If they wanted to join the Reich so much, well, fine. So long.
It hadn't happened. Too goddamn bad.
A French captain spotted the enormous rifle Vaclav had slung over his left shoulder. He said something in his own language. Vaclav only shrugged and looked blank. "Do you want me to understand him?" Halevy asked-in Czech.
Vaclav didn't even have to think about it. "Nah," he said. "He'll pull me off to do something stupid that'll probably get me killed. I'd rather go on back to camp."
"Makes sense," the Jew agreed. Like Vaclav, he stared at the French officer as if he had no idea the fellow was talking to them. The Frenchman said something else. Vaclav and Halevy went right on impersonating idiots. The captain tried bad German. Jezek understood that. He also understood the captain did have something dangerous for him to try. He didn't let on that he understood one damn thing. He was willing to risk his life: as he'd thought before, that was why he wore the uniform. But he wasn't willing to get himself killed without much chance of hurting the enemy.
"Ah, screw you both," the captain said in German when the Czechs wouldn't admit they followed him. They went right on feigning ignorance. The Frenchman gave up. Vaclav had his ammo, and he didn't have to try anything idiotic. As far as he was concerned, the day was a victory so far. ONCE UPON A TIME-probably not very long ago-the froggies had had themselves a big old supply dump outside a place called Hary Willi Dernen eyed what was left of it with something not far from disgust. The Frenchmen had hauled away whatever they still had a use for, then poured gasoline on the rest and set fire to it. The stink of stale smoke was sour in his nostrils.
"Come on. Get moving," Arno Baatz growled. "Nothing worth grabbing in this miserable place."
"Right, Corporal," Willi said. Whenever Baatz talked to him these days, he had to fight like a son of a bitch to keep from giggling.
Every once in a while, that showed in the way he sounded. The underofficer favored him with his best glare. "Did I say something funny?"
"No, Corporal," Willi answered hastily, and bit down hard on the inside of his cheek so the pain would drive mirth from his voice. Awful Arno remembered getting slugged in the tavern back in Watigny. He knew it had happened, anyway-you couldn't very well not know when you woke up with an enormous bruise on your chin and a knot on the back of your head.
But Baatz showed no sign of remembering that Willi and Wolfgang Storch had been in there to see his piteous overthrow. He also didn't remember he'd been jealous because Michelle brought drinks to them but not to him. He'd stopped a good one, all right. And that was highly convenient. Since he didn't remember, he didn't blame them for the damaged state of his skull.
Lieutenant Erich Krantz had replaced Lieutenant Gross the same way Gross had replaced Neustadt. Gross had kept his arm after all; he might even come back to duty one day. Neustadt hadn't been so lucky. Krantz was here now-at least till he stopped something. Junior lieutenants seemed to have an unfortunate knack for doing that.
And, if the enemy didn't get them, they were liable to do themselves in. Krantz stooped and started to pick up a charred board. "Sir, you might want to be careful with that," Willi said, getting ready to shove the officer aside if Krantz didn't feel like listening.
But the lieutenant did hesitate. "What? Why?" he asked.
Corporal Baatz butted in: "Sir, Dernen's right." He didn't say that every day, so Willi let him go on: "The French pulled out of here just a little while ago. That's the kind of thing they might booby-trap."
"Is it?" Krantz looked surprised and intrigued. "Well, how about that? All right, I won't mess with it."
"That's a good idea, sir," Baatz said. His narrow, rather piggy eyes said Krantz should have figured this out for himself. Luckily for him, it wasn't easy to gig a man-especially a noncom-on account of the look on his face. And Baatz looked mean and scornful most of the time, so maybe the lieutenant didn't notice anything strange.
Krantz was looking south and west. "Now that we've driven the French out of here, we should be able to go on to Laon without much trouble."
We? As in you and your tapeworm? Willi thought. The way it looked to him, the froggies had hung on so hard at Hary because it shielded Laon. They were probably digging in a little closer to the city even now-as well as anyone could in this miserable freezing weather.
Krantz was an officer. Wasn't he supposed to know stuff like that because he was an officer? He didn't have much experience, obviously. And if he kept poking around in a gutted supply dump, he wouldn't live long enough to get any, either. Willi didn't want to be standing close by when something Krantz was playing with went boom.
He couldn't say anything like that to the lieutenant. Yes, the Fuhref's Wehrmacht was a much more democratic, easygoing place than the Kaiser's army had been. Old sweats who'd put in their time in the trenches in the last war all said so. Of course, Hitler was an old sweat himself. He'd fought almost from first to last without getting seriously wounded. The way things were on the Western Front from 1914 to 1918, that was either amazing luck or proof of the Gott mit uns on a Landser's belt buckle. (But that was just the Prussian buckle the last time around, not the national one. Hitler had served in a Bavarian regiment, and would have had a different motto in front of his belly button.)