opening odds. His choice is printed in the program as a service to the bettors. No guarantees, of
course, but that doesn‟t matter. The players are always pissed at him. He‟s maybe the best
handicapper in the business, but it‟s a thankless damn job.”
“Why?”
“Because favorites lose more than they win. They get a bad break out of the gate or get caught in a
traffic jam in the backstretch
and can‟t find a slot. Here comes a long shot paying thirty to one and the players yell „boat race.‟
Everybody wants to lynch Willie.”
We sat down next to the square little man, who was about sixty, had a face the texture of weatherbeaten wood, wore the same coat, rain or shine, winter or summer, and had a black cap pulled down
hard over his eyes. His binoculars were as big as he was. He didn‟t talk much and was very cautious
about his clipboard, which is where all his information was scribbled.
He peered suspiciously from under the peak of his cap, recognized Callahan, gave him what I assume
passed for a smile for Willie, and scowled at me.
“This‟s Jake, Willie,” said Callahan. “lie‟s on our side.” Willie grunted and returned to his breakfast.
“What‟s lookin‟ good?” Callahan asked.
The little man shrugged and ate a while longer. We sipped coffee while Callahan eyeballed the room.
He nudged me once and nodded toward a wiry little guy, obviously a jockey, who came into the
restaurant and sat by himself in a corner. The newcomer didn‟t look a day over fifteen and wouldn‟t:
have weighed a hundred pounds in a diving suit.
“Ginny‟s Girl looks good in the fifth,‟ Willie said finally, then closed up for another five minutes.
Callahan didn‟t press but finally said, “How about Disaway?”
Willie looked at him from the corner of his eye.
“Something special?” he asked.
Callahan shrugged. “Just wondering, y‟know, after he dozed off in the stretch Sunday.”
“He‟s lookin‟ fair.”
Another minute or so of silence, then:
“Not too crazy this morning; clocked cut at 3:22. Not bad since they opened him up at the threequarter and he‟s usually a stretch runner..
He washed down a piece of dry toast with a gulp of black coffee, searched for something in the corner
of his mouth with a forefinger, then added:
“Track gets a little harder later in the day, he may tiptoe around. Right now I‟d say he‟s a toss-up to
place behind Polka Dits, who was kinda wild at the workout.”
“Talk at ya,” Callahan said, and we moved on again.
“You get all that?” he asked when we were a respectable distance from Willie.
“I think so,” I said. “If the track‟s hard, Disaway‟ll probably fold in the stretch again. If it stays soft,
he could come in second.”
“Very good. You‟re learning.”
“The little guy you gave me the nudge on,” I said. “What was that all about?”
“That‟s Scoot Impastato. Out of Louisiana. Started racing quarter horses when he was thirteen. Moved
up to Thoroughbreds when he was sixteen, if you believe his birth certificate. He‟s a seasoned jockey,
great legs, magic hands, and he‟s all of twenty, soakin‟ wet.”
“Very impressive,” I said. “So why the nudge?”
“He was riding Disaway on Sunday,” Callahan said, and headed toward the little guy.
The jockey, Scoot Impastato, was a man in a child‟s body, with a voice that sounded like it was still
trying to decide whether it was going to change or not. Right now it was kind of low choirboy. But the
boy had hands made of stainless steel.
“Hey, Mr. Callahan,” he said as we at down.
“How they runnin‟, Scoot?” Callahan asked.
“So-so,” the youngster answered. “You know how it goes— some days it don‟t pay to answer the
call.”
“Still upset about the race Sunday?” Callahan said. He was fishing. I don‟t know much about horse
racing but I know fishing when I hear it.
The kid chuckled. “Which one?” he asked. “1 was up four times and I ran out of the money four
times.” He seemed to be taking it in stride.
“Well, maybe it was some little thing, y‟know, maybe you handled them a little different than usual
and they got pissed. You know Thoroughbreds.”
He laughed aloud. “I oughta,” he said. He poured half his cup of coffee into an empty water glass and
filled the cup with cream until it looked like weak chocolate milk, the way New Orleanians like it.
He added some sugar and kept talking as he stirred it up. “Once at Belmont I was up on Fancy Dan,
fifty wins in two seasons, the horse couldn‟t lose. He went off a three-to-two favourite. The bell rings,
the gate pops, he just stands there‟ I‟m whackin‟ him with the bat, I‟m bootin‟ hell outta him, I‟m
cussin‟ him, I‟m sweettalkin‟ him. He ain‟t goin‟ nowhere, he just stands there lookin‟ at the crowd
and smellin‟ the grass. For all I know, he‟s still standin‟ there.”
“So what happened with Disaway?”
Definitely fishing.
“Crapped out,” he said with an aimless shrug. “He came outta that three stall like Man o‟ War and led
the pack all the way around the backstretch; then we come into the clubhouse and all of a sudden he
starts fallin‟ asleep on me. Midnight Star comes by like we was stopped for gas, then half the field
passes us. I guess he just decided to walk home. I was yellin‟ at him just to keep him awake.”
“How‟d he look in the morning workout?”
“Fine. Not too spooky. Ran good. Two-tenths ahead of his usual speed.”
“Well,” Callahan said, “at least he got out of the gate.”
“Sunday was like that. Seems every horse I rode wanted to be someplace else for the day. Well, it‟s
Thoroughbreds for you, like you said.”
His breakfast came. Steak, three eggs, and grits, and he dove in. I wondered how he stayed so small.
Callahan kept fishing.
“You up on Disaway today?”
“Nope. No more. Cot me another ride. Chigger Bite.”
“How come?”
“Me and Smokey had it out. After the race he starts chewin‟ my ass for lettin‟ Disaway out early.
Finally I says, „Hey, it wasn‟t me, it was Mr. Thibideau,‟ and he looks at me like he thinks maybe I‟m
lyin‟ or somethin‟. Who needs that shit anyways? The owner says let him loose at the five-eighths, I
let him loose at the five-eighths.” And he laughed again. “Maybe he thought the seven-eighths pole
was the wire.” He kept talking while he ate. “It ain‟t like it was some big surprise. Hell, we been
talkin‟ about it. Mr. Thibideau wanted to try a change-up, letting him out at the five-eighths „stead of
the stretch, maybe cut a coupla tenths off his time. He just didn‟t have anything left for the stretch.
Anyways, I never argue with the owners.”
“You didn‟t disagree with Thibideau, then?”
“Not out loud. Hell, he comes up just before post time, tells me boot him on the backstretch, and
that‟s what I did. I just figure you want to try a change-up, why do it when you‟re the favourite? I‟d
rather wait until we‟re not on the board—nothin‟ to lose that way.”
“Well, he probably had his reasons.”
“Afterwards he comes up, says he‟s sorry, and gives me a double century, make up for the purse. „I
made a mistake‟ is all he says.”
“He had the exercise boy break him out at the three-quarters again this morning,” Callahan said
casually over his coffee cup.
“Disaway‟s a marginal. Put him in a field with a bunch of heavyweights he might pull in third if he‟s
feeling just right, it‟s been raining, track‟s soft, like that. Give him a little mud, a slow field, he takes