It wasn‟t the movie posters that gave the place its macabre charm, it was the animal heads, mounted
like hunters‟ trophies between the blowups; psychedelic papier-maché animal heads painted in
nightmare colours. There was an enormous purple elephant with pink polka dots and a giant red hippo
with mauve eyes. An orange snake speckled with blue dots curled around one of the posts that held up
the ceiling, and a lapis lazuli parrot swung idly on a brass ring under a ceiling fan.
The waitresses were poured into tan leather pants tucked into lizard-skin cowboy boots arid wore
matching leather halters, which just barely earned the name, and safari hats.
Mondo Bizarro was a conservative appraisal.
The crowd was as eclectic as the decor: tourists, college kids, pimps, gigolos, gays, straights, local
drugstore cowboys, and what looked like every woman in town, eligible or otherwise.
We took a table opposite the entrance and settled down to watch the Circus Maximus. I wondered if I
could even see DeeDee Lukatis in the mob, or whether I would recognize her if I did see her.
It didn‟t take five minutes for the action to start.
I felt the eyes staring at me first. It started at the nape of my neck and crept up around my ears. I let it
simmer for a while arid finally I had to grab a peek.
I saw her in quick takes, a tawny lioness, glimpsed between sweaty dancers weaving to a thunderous
beat that was decibels beyond human endurance, and through smoke thick enough to be cancerous.
Her sun-honeyed hair looked like it had been combed for hours by someone else‟s fingers; long hair,
tumbling haphazardly around sleek, broad shoulders. Her gauzy white cotton blouse was open to the
waist and held that way by that kind of dazzling superstructure that makes some women angry and
others dash for the cosmetic surgeon. There wasn‟t a bikini streak anywhere on her bronze skin, at
least anywhere that I could see. Her long thin fingers were stroking the rounded lines of the purple
elephant‟s trunk. Her other hand held a margarita in its palm, the stem of the glass tucked neatly
between her fingers.
I watched her glide through the frenetic dancers without touching a soul. Did she practice her moves
in front of a mirror, or did they come naturally? Not that it mattered.
Could this be DeeDee Lukatis? I wondered. The way things were going, my ego needed a boost.
It took her a long time to get to our table.
She slid into the chair opposite me and became part of it, stroking the stem of her margarita glass with
a forefinger as though she could feel every molecule of it.
“Hi,” I said, dragging out my smoothest line.
That‟s when I found out she wasn‟t interested in me.
She had eyes for the Stick, who was leaning back in his chair with his hands in his pockets, a cigarette
dangling from a lopsided smile.
“Well, what d‟ya know,” he said. „The place has a touch of class after all.”
Her voice, which started somewhere near her navel, was part velvet and part vodka. “Wow, it can
talk, too,” she purred.
Class dismissed. Suddenly I was an eavesdropper.
The Stick had an audacious approach.
“The joint‟s full of younger, better—looking, richer guys. Why me?” he asked, certainly one of the
great horse‟s mouth lines of all time.
Her smile never strayed.
“I love your tie,” she said. “I like old, rotten ties with the lining falling out. The suit, too. I didn‟t think
they made seersucker suits like that anymore.”
“They don‟t. It‟s older than the tie,” the Stick said.
“Are you going to be difficult?” she asked. “God, I love a challenge.”
I leaned over to the Stick and said, “This is some kind of routine, isn‟t it? I mean, you two have been
practicing, right?” My wounded ego was looking for an out.
“Never saw her before,” he mumbled, without taking his eyes off her. “Who are you?” he asked her.
“Lark,” she said.
“That your name or your attitude?”
That earned him a big laugh. Her gray-green eyes seemed to blink in slow motion. Her look would
have melted the icecap.
“Wonderful,” she said. “Let‟s go.”
Just like that. Disgusting.
He jabbed a thumb at me.
“He‟s got the car.”
She looked at me. Flap, flap with the slow-motion eyelids, then back at him.
“How about a cab?” she suggested.
“Do we call it or can we grab one outside?” he asked.
“No, I meant him with the cab.” And she pointed at me.
“Nifty,” I said. “Played like a champion.”
“1 knew you‟d understand,” she said, and slowly opened her hand toward me.
I dropped the car keys in her palm.
I glared at the Stick.
“Be in by one,” I said.
His smile got a little broader. “Nothing personal,” he said.
“Naw.”
“Next time I‟ll loan you the suit.”
She was on her feet already. The Stick followed. He walked to the door; she augured her way out.
I snagged one of the safari maidens and ordered a Bombay gin and soda with lime, no ice, and looked
for someone who might be DeeDee Lukatis. The place had grown more and more obscure. It wasn‟t
smoke, it was fog. A cold wind had sneaked across the marsh and invaded the warm river air. All of a
sudden Casablanca seemed wrapped in gauze.
I was beginning to think it was all a bad idea when I felt a hand on my shoulder. I turned and looked
up at a very pretty young woman. She had a model‟s figure, tall and slender, topped by long, straight
ebony hair. Her angular features were as perfect as fine porcelain and required very little makeup.
Gray, faraway eyes.
“Hi, Jake,” she said. “Remember me? DeeDee Lukatis?”
51
A LITTLE R AND R
“I was about to abandon hope,” I said. She sat down. She was wearing a kind of bunched-up-looking
khaki jumpsuit with a lot of pockets and a First Cay patch on the shoulder. The full-length zipper was
pulled about halfway down to her waist, which for Casablanca was conservative.
“I hope you don‟t mind the little subterfuge with Lark,” she said.
“She‟s a friend of yours?”
“She works in the bank with me.”
“I‟m developing a healthy respect for Mr. Seaborn,” I said.
“Mr. Seaborn‟s all right. A little stuffy maybe.”
“There‟s nothing wrong with his taste.”
“Thank you. I told Lark I wanted to talk to you alone. She agreed to try and lure away anybody who
might be with you.”
“Try?”
She laughed. “Actually, she thought your friend was cute.”
“If that was an act, she ought to get out of the banking business.”
“She‟s a free spirit. Lark does whatever makes her feel good. I wish I could. I come here twice a
week. Lark says it‟s a good way to get rid of my inhibitions. This isn‟t even my outfit; I borrowed it
from her.”
“You have a problem with your inhibitions?”
She rolled her eyes. “You don‟t know what a trauma it was to write that note to you.”
“Well, I‟m glad you did.”
She had to lean closer to hear me The music seemed to be getting louder by the minute.
“I. I feel a little dishonest about this,” she said.
. .
“About what?”
“Asking you to meet me. Actually 1 want to ask a favor.”
“I didn‟t think you were going to propose.”
She laughed and began to relax.
“I‟ve thought about you often over the years,” she said. “I was so jealous of you and Doe and Teddy
Findley that summer. The three of you were so happy all the time; you just seemed to have