Chico’s eyes widened, and for a second David wasn’t sure if he would take the use of the lower echelon’s jargon in good humor. Presumably Chico had once been a lowly employee, chipping away at the awesome statuary of his bosses with like chisels, but ascending the pedestal might have made him as humorless and cold as marble. Instead, he laughed. “I haven’t heard that for years!” he said, delighted. “That’s still the lingo?”
“Nothing changes at Newstime,” David said in a mock announcer’s voice, “not even the childish nicknames.”
But Chico had already lost his enjoyment of the slang, and was back to fretting over David’s advice. “You know, you’re right. I should let the fucking guy sink. Him and Ray.”
Ray? That was Harpo, who, when Chico had fallen into his sullen fit at the cover meeting, had continued to explain why ignoring the Olympics would be a mistake. Rounder had humiliated Chico by finally giving the cover to Harpo to top-edit, but that wasn’t Harpo’s fault.
“Ray thinks he’s going to kiss ass all the way to being number two,” Chico went on with surprising nakedness, his big head scrunched low on his shoulders like a football player’s. He looked ready to charge a running back, prepared to take a jolt and give an even worse one. “He thinks I can’t take it. That I’ll leave and he’ll inherit.”
God, David thought, I’m so naive. He’s probably right. That’s why Harpo kept on arguing it out with Rounder. Not to support Chico, but to appear like a responsible number two, disagreeing but not pressing the point too far.
“And he’s slipped, you know that?” Chico also seemed to be slurring words. How many drinks had they had? Maybe it was four. Their glasses were suddenly full again, magically, though David remembered sucking the last drops from the ice only moments ago. “He used to be a terrific editor. The kind of editor you are now. Bold, decisive. In control of the writers. On top of the section. Now he’s focused on dominating the meetings. Getting more pages for his sections whether they deserve ’em or not.”
“Yeah!” David said, wanting to encourage more talk, not to agree. None of it seemed true, but it was working out well for him. However, his “Yeah” had come out too enthusiastically. He sounded like a bloodthirsty fan. Yeah! Get ’em!
Chico shut his eyes and rubbed his forehead. “You and I could do great stuff with the magazine …” He let it hang for a moment, opening his eyes before adding, “… if we were given a free hand.”
David remembered from his college days, from the antiwar era, a favorite comeback used when someone would try to include another in a decision or action without actually asking for his agreement: “What do you mean, ‘we’, white man?” He smiled at the thought of saying this to Chico. But even with four (was it five now?) drinks in him, he didn’t have the nerve.
But Chico did it for him. “You’d be perfect for Ray’s job,” he said.
David, surprised and delighted, said without thinking. “I agree!”
They talked around this subject for quite a while, drinking steadily. The booze seemed to hit David hard. He bumped into a table on his way out of the restaurant. Out in the night air, passing well-dressed couples walking back to their hotels from theater and dinner, he felt woozy. The faces loomed past him — big, frozen in his mind for a moment in the smiles or the pensive or laughing looks they happened to have. Chico walked with his head down, shuffling his feet on the pavement, as though he were a bored schoolboy reluctantly going back to his unhappy home. There were curious silences from the traffic, moments when the sound of David’s breathing seemed to be the loudest noise in the city. He felt empty. Not depressed or sad or lonely or abandoned. He felt absent. Expected back, but not there.
Later, David sat in his office waiting for the writer to finish more changes he had felt were needed on the bank collapse. He replayed that moment when Chico offered him Harpo’s job. David knew it was no trick to give someone a promotion that you’re not in a position to grant. Still he felt flattered and excited. If Chico could somehow unseat Rounder and if he could dispose of Harpo and if he could fulfill his promise to David (incredible, impossible ifs, all of them), then David would become the youngest Marx Brother in the magazine’s history, a surefire successor to Chico. He might even make Groucho by the age of forty. His heart didn’t beat eagerly. The alcohol gave him a dispassionate eye. He regarded the prospect with quiet satisfaction. And somehow, he felt a reasonable certainty that the incredible just might happen.
“But that makes no sense!” Tony whined. Garth leaned back in his chair, staring coldly. Foxx looked in Tony’s direction as though he were a weary tourist checking off a sight he was supposed to have seen because of its great reputation, but in fact found boring. Neither spoke, despite Tony’s urgent voice. “I mean,” Tony continued quietly, hoping to bury the tone of injury in his voice, “how could he have belonged to the movement and then become right-wing without some explanation?”
“Can’t have political speeches.” Foxx said, a coffee-shop waitress informing a customer that an item on the menu was unavailable.
“You don’t want me to be right-wing,” Garth said. “I’m turned off to politics. Not right-wing.”
“That’s not enough of a conflict!” Tony complained. Again, impatience showed through the veil of modesty and reasonableness he had drawn over his true nature. Lois had told him, over and over, “Writers don’t have power in this town. They expect you to do the rewrites they want. No arguing. The only way you can get them to do what you want is to make it seem like it’s what they want.” Last night they had screwed three times and talked out this meeting. He had actually lain inside her with his sore and numbed penis while they planned strategy.
It had all been for naught. He had, at the start, mollified them by announcing he’d do what they wanted, but as they went through the script, beginning with the very first line, picking away at his stage directions, his dialogue (my dialogue! my God, I’m famous for my dialogue!), his character choices, and even, incredibly, the names he had given to one of them, rage, incredulous fury, threatened to erode his submissive mask.
Garth watched him. Tony was stuck in the middle of his desire to insultingly reject their criticisms and his desire to pleasantly persude them they were wrong. The famous eyes seemed sadistically detached from the emotion in the room. Foxx, at least, looked wary of Tony, slightly scared by the vehemence of his voice. But Garth had a laughing quality in his glance, a gamesman coolly observing an opponent’s desperate attempt to escape an inevitable defeat.
“Then your character has no conflict,” Tony said after a pause, softening his tone. “You simply become someone to whom events happen and, in the end, you won’t be changed by them.”
“My conflict,” Garth said, the emphasis sounding disciplinary, “my conflict is over whether I love Meryl’s character.”
“Meryl would never play this part,” Foxx said bitterly.
Garth glanced at him. “We’ll get to that. Let’s stay—”
“What do you mean?” Tony asked. He was hurt by Foxx’s tone.
“It’s a nothing role.”
“A nothing role!”
Garth interrupted. “I want to stay on my character. My character’s conflict is whether I love her or not.”
“You’re not conflicted over whether you love her,” Tony said, now not bothering to conceal his disdain. “You love her. You’re conflicted over whether you can trust her.”