And now I’ll get back to the kapustnica. One night in the middle of the fall, Greg and I were making dinner at home, a special dinner because it was his birthday. Or I should say, he was making dinner, because remember, he cooked, I didn’t. I also had to work on the other side of the city and was getting home late, a very formally attired dinner and I was all stocked up with a bouquet of roses in one hand and a six-pack of Coors in the other. I was out of breath after climbing the five flights, because we are on the top floor and there is no elevator. When I went into the apartment, Hero ran out to meet me and as always began to do circles around me. You don’t know, Mr. Rose, how much I miss my dog, Hero. If at least they’d let me keep him, things would be easier in here. I have to hold back tears every time I talk about Hero. But to get back to that night. As soon as I walked into the apartment I was surrounded by a cloud of steam, and the smell of the kapustnica, which had been simmering for hours; Greg had taken the day off to devote himself to it. The windows of the house were fogged over, a Turkish bath of fermented cabbage, and among a pile of dirty pots he stood in front of the stove, a big spoon in hand. He was wearing his apron for special meals and he looked comical, I swear, I felt a certain tenderness seeing him like that, his red cheeks and the little hair left on his head, all sweaty with his belly bulging over the apron, which had a print design of two circles up top and a little triangle below representing the tits and the pubic area of a curvy young woman. Greg was very proud of his apron; he thought it was quite the joke to wear it, a stroke of genius worthy of a select group of males obsessed with the culinary arts.
I like to think you cook, Mr. Rose, and that you make traditional dishes from your country for your girl, or from your parents’ country, or your grandparents’. We don’t have Internet access here, so I haven’t been able to find out anything about your last name, Rose, although I’d like to think it’s from an ancient country where roses grow wild, and where your grandparents made leek-and-potato soup, or roasted a goat with rosemary, a country they had to flee from by ship because war and hunger had made the leeks, potatoes, and kids disappear. Only the pure roses remained, and no one could live on that. That’s why I imagine that when you prepare the potato soup for your girl, or the roasted kid, you do it in remembrance of your grandparents and dress up the table with a vase of roses. I don’t know, that’s what I like to think; as you know, we have time to fiddle our diddles here.
“Hi, sweetheart, good to have you home,” Greg screamed at me from the kitchen on the night of his birthday, and it was clear he was glad to see me, always glad to see me, kind Greg. And that’s what he always called me, sweetheart, and to me it sounded like a Sandra Bullock movie. Every once in a while his voice would tremble and he’d sing me an oldie by Nelson Eddy, as he explained to me, which went “sweetheart, sweetheart, sweetheart,” like that, a threesome, because sometimes he tried to be romantic, my Greg.
“The kapustnica is almost ready and it is a masterpiece, best one yet,” he told me. “And I couldn’t even find the Cantimpalos chorizo, the best substitute I’ve found here, I had to use a more common brand, but you can’t even tell it’s missing the Cantimpalos, come here, sweetheart, try it. So? Is it better with the Cantimpalos or without? What does it need? Someday I’ll take you to my country so that you can taste the kapustnica with our sausage, the authentic smoked sausage from our country. Meanwhile, we have to make do with what we have. Go on, sweetheart, set the table. Did you remember to bring me beer? Good, then bring out the wineglasses to do honor to this magnificent kaputsnica.”
“Beer in wineglasses, Greg? What gives?”
“Why do we have those glasses then if we are never going to use them?”
Beer in wineglasses, Cantimpalos chorizo, smoked sausage, or his mother’s ass, it was all the same to me. And if you want me to tell you the truth, Mr. Rose, I preferred it without any chorizo, or any roasted goat, or cabbage, or pork ribs, or onions, or garlic; but, of course, that’s not what I told Greg that night. Fortunately, I didn’t tell him and he died convinced that I appreciated his culinary efforts.
“Is Sleepy Joe coming?” I asked. “Should I set a plate for him?”
“Just two settings,” Greg responded. “One for you and one for me, and Hero’s dish.”
“Don’t you dare give kapustnica to Hero, you know how it gives him the runs,” I warned him as I arranged the roses in a vase.
“I’ll give him just a little bit so he can try it. Don’t set a plate for Sleepy Joe. He always says he’s coming and then stands us up,” he told me as he washed his hands, wiping them on the painted tits of the apron.
That was the last image of Greg alive that I remember.
I gave a chunk of cheese to Hero and took him to the roof so he’d take his last pee of the day. I unhitched him from his cart, went back down the stairs carrying him, and dropped him on his favorite bed, which was of course our bed. I then went into the dining room/living room and was taking out the wineglasses from their boxes, a wedding gift from Socorro, my mother’s best friend, when I heard the phone ring and then Greg taking the call in the kitchen. A few minutes later, I heard him putting his jacket on behind me and opening the front door.
“Where are you going?” I asked, without turning around to look at him.
“Sleepy Joe just called.”
“Should I set a plate for him then?”
“No, he just wants me to come down for a moment.”
I imagined that Sleepy Joe wanted to give him a birthday present, or at least a hug. It didn’t seem odd that he didn’t want to come up. Lately, things were a little tense between them, and although usually they didn’t argue inside the house, not to do it in front of me, I knew that outside they’d get into arguments more frequently. Well, sometimes they’d do it inside the house also, but in Slovak, so don’t ask what it was about, because I couldn’t understand a thing. Greg would always end up annoyed and agitated after those squabbles, but I couldn’t get him to talk about them, so I never knew the reasons.
“Why were you fighting?” I’d asked him, half-fearing I was the reason.
“Don’t worry about it,” he’d tell me, “it’s an old fight, something about an inheritance in Slovakia. One day I’ll have to go to claim it and you’ll come with me, it’ll be our second honeymoon.”
I had no desire to go to Slovakia. I imagined it frozen and desolate and lost in the past. In any case, it was probably best if I stayed out of those types of brawls. These are passing things between brothers, I thought. In the end, they loved each other, they couldn’t live without each other, and they even prayed together often, also in Slovak, or maybe in a language even more ancient, because they sang what seemed to be ancient hymns from far away, more, how should I put it, more warlike than religious, or at least that’s how they sounded to me. They’d do it every morning at six sharp. The Angelus, as the devotion is called, commemorates the Incarnation. A hell of a mystery, terrifying to me, according to which God, regretful of the errors he committed in the Creation, is incarnated and becomes man, descends to earth to suffer like any other man, to come to know in the flesh the suffering that he had imposed on humans, and to be humiliated and whipped and tortured on a cross in the most atrocious manner, to bear a suffering worse than any human, and in the end God is God and his pains are infinite because he is divine. What a mystery. But why, if he is almighty, doesn’t God return to his creatures, sparing the whole world from suffering and sparing himself as well? That’s what I asked Greg, and he said to stop talking nonsense, girl, that without suffering there’s no religion and no religion without suffering. That’s it. A mystery is a mystery and it’s not meant to be solved. In any case the two brothers prayed on the roof, never inside the apartment, which was small with low ceilings, cozy but tight, and according to Greg, the roof was a cathedral with the sky as the dome. That’s how my Greg put it. Sometimes he came up with the prettiest expressions. I don’t know where he got them. A cathedral with the sky as the dome. And he was right. When you’re up there, on the roof of our building, it seems as if the wind blowing in your face comes from some other place. It’s as if you left this devastated neighborhood, looked at it from above, and although it is only five floors high, you could see everything really small, way down there, because you’re in some other world up here, and you dream of escaping to strange and distant cities, and you dream you see the stars although you don’t, and then you’re hit with the smell of the country and the noise of the sea, I mean, although it’s not real you can dream it, that your life becomes wide and free, without a roof to crush you or walls to constrict you. I think that it was Violeta’s favorite place because it was the only one that calmed her down and where Greg and Joe prayed their so-called Angelus each morning and then all the days of Holy Week, Greg leading with the singing part because of his rights as older brother and Joe responding. I was the only one not so sure about the whole thing. The neighbors are going to think Muslims live here and are going to become suspicious of us, I warned the brothers, because aside from their chants and prayers they rang a little bell like in school, and I thought it would wake up the whole neighborhood, and then the icing on the cake was the lighting of candles and incense. But they didn’t listen to me; my warnings went in one ear and out the other. They just kept doing their thing, loyal to their traditions above all, rain or shine, because they put a lot of passion into their prayers and rituals. Sleepy Joe was more committed than Greg, who had been somewhat tamed by the years, while Joe was a fanatic, or as they say in the news, a fundamentalist. When he argues a point, he seems ready to kill or die for what he believes, and when he prays… when he prays it’s even worse. I have always been suspicious of the pious who pray all the time, those who adore God above all things. I get chills watching those that kneel and kiss the ground, those that self-flagellate, those who drag and sacrifice themselves for the Lord and revere his saints and angels. Sleepy Joe is one of those, and when the mood strikes him, he metamorphoses, the fever chills spread through his body and he becomes another person. That’s what he is, a violent and mystical man who knows how to combine those two elements without straining; either one of them flows through him spontaneously, sometimes at once. Greg wasn’t like that. He shared his brother’s religious fanaticism, that’s for sure, and they made plans to visit the Virgin of Medjugorje together. I mean they were those types of old-time fanatics, but at least Greg didn’t make that face of a transfigured lunatic when he prayed. Joe does, and I know, because as I told you I’ve seen him do both things, fuck and pray, and sleep and start a fight, that too, because there’s no doubt that the man has some bipolar issues, but above all, he likes to sleep, from dawn till nightfall. The truth is that I don’t think he does much else with his life. I got scared when he was overcome by one of his mystical fits, I swear to you, Mr. Rose. Imagine some Russian-looking guy, with his crazy tattoos and T-shirts with the sleeves rolled up, legs like pillars of stone, tough-looking from top to bottom, like Viggo Mortensen in Eastern Promises, that sturdy and good-looking, as some would say frighteningly masculine, too much perhaps, and also too white, aggressively Caucasian. I’m not sure if you understand what I’m saying, but now imagine him in concentrated form, ecstatic, reciting rosaries in Slovak to the one he calls the Most Holy Virgin Mary, mother and lady, queen of heaven and earth, like his own mother but to the millionth power, even more frightening and powerful than his mother and huge like the universe. If she only saw Sleepy Joe in one of his trances, the veins in his neck bulging and his eyes going back in his head as if he were an epileptic. Maybe not so much, but something like it. Veins bulging, the whitened eyes, and a shuddering throughout his body — such was the strength of his faith. I’m telling you, that’s the face Joe makes when he fucks, when he argues, and when he prays, and it’s frightening to look at him when he is doing any of those three things, as if eternally on the border of somewhere else, a step away from a psychotic episode.