I pushed the man off me and climbed back into my seat. The friendly terrorist was on his knees trying to shoulder his assault rifle. The other men were also struggling to get to their weapons.
I put my hand on the tiller arm, straightened our course, then moved to the inflatable’s port side. Coast Guard or not, if the friendly terrorist started shooting the chopper would return fire. I didn’t want to get much farther from my canoe, but I also didn’t want the terrorists to get a clean shot.
I shielded my eyes and glanced behind. I guessed the chopper was a few hundred yards out. The pilot had waited until he was almost over us to toggle his megawattage searchlight. It told me something. Visibility was zero yet he knew where we were.
Some kind of high-tech radar? Older infrared systems don’t work well in fog. But this aircraft’s electronics had nailed us. A thermal image sensor system maybe. Or thermal FLIR goggles. Whatever it was kept the chopper latched to our stern. The pilot seemed to be keeping his distance intentionally.
I took another quick look, then concentrated on driving. The chopper’s military searchlight illuminated the mist without piercing it; my strobe added blinding starbursts. The combination screwed up my depth perception, which was nil to begin with. I’d straightened our course but couldn’t tell if I was focusing on a veil of fog fifty yards ahead or five feet ahead. It was like rocketing underwater through radiant bubbles.
Two men remained hunched low in the inflatable, gripping the outboard safety line. But the friendly terrorist and Folano had managed to balance themselves between the middle seat and deck, both with automatic rifles. In a moment, they’d open fire.
I waited. Kept our course steady, expecting to slam into a reef at any moment… or take a bullet in the back. The boat’s top speed couldn’t have been more then thirty knots, but it felt like fifty. When Folano touched his cheek to the rifle’s stock, taking aim, I jammed the tiller hard to port-a threshold turn that almost jettisoned him into the water.
“Goddamn mechanic. ”
From his belly, the friendly terrorist pointed his rifle at me. I ducked low and pulled the tiller hard to starboard, then shoved it away. The boat skidded for a moment, then heeled at an impossible angle. He tumbled onto his side and lost control of the weapon.
In rapid succession, I rocked the steering arm back and forth. With each wild turn, the boat careened on its edge, so the four men could do nothing but stay low and hang on to the outboard safety line.
Behind us, I suspected the chopper’s crew interpreted our zigzagging as evasive action. They’d been on our tail for less than a minute, but it was enough time for their weapons systems to lock. The pilot was probably on the radio with his superiors maybe asking permission to fire. Stick a rocket into our engine’s exhaust. Could that happen?
Yes.
I continued zigzagging, eyes forward, as I looped the fuel hose around the tiller arm to prevent the boat from circling. Then I found the gas tank with my right hand and twisted the cap off. Gas sloshed. The fog had wicked fumes; the two vapors melded into a petroleum cloud. Striking a flare now would’ve been insane, so I lobbed the stick over my shoulder. Then I felt around in my pocket for the lighter-a search that was hampered by my own misgivings. In a cloud of gas fumes, I knew what would happen if spark was added.
I did it anyway… took a deep breath… released the tiller so I could cup my left hand over my eyes, then flicked the plastic lighter and…
Whoof!
A sphere of pressurized heat blasted me backward. I used the momentum to somersault overboard, my left hand now covering my nose, my right hand over my nuts.
Impact: I skipped once on the hard surface, then water settled around me, the bay warmer than air. I stayed under for a moment, then surfaced. I’d worried about landing on an oyster bar, but the depth here was waist-deep, the bottom soft beneath my shoes.
I crouched low in the water, expecting the boat to be in flames. It wasn’t. Maybe the explosion had consumed oxygen so abruptly that it had extinguished itself. Whatever the reason, the inflatable wasn’t ablaze but the strobe I’d left aboard was still firing.
The helicopter rocketed past at tree level and I ducked again.. . then stayed low, thinking the terrorists might manage to fire a shot. They didn’t. Maybe they’d gone overboard, too, when I’d ignited the gas.
I waited, listened. I heard no voices, saw no movement ahead. They were still on the boat.
After a few moments, I stood, my eyes tracking the course of the inflatable by the strobe’s irregular starbursts, feeling relieved but also dumb. The chopper pilot didn’t need thermal imaging to find the boat. All he had to do was follow the blinking light.
The noise of the engines faded but the fogbank continued to flare. It reminded me of a storm cloud filled with lightning. I was surprised the boat hadn’t hit something. I was also surprised that the chopper hadn’t opened fire.
I turned… and got another surprise.
Towering above me, closing in fast, was a red light and a green light, aligned like glowing eyes-a boat’s running lights. The patrol boat was bearing down on me at high speed in pursuit of the inflatable.
It was like stepping off a sidewalk into the path of a cement truck. The pilot couldn’t see me, I didn’t have time to get out of the way, and there were only a few inches of clearance between the boat’s churning propellers and the soft bottom.
I reacted instinctively and dove to the right, trying to dolphin out of harm’s way. But too late…
The vessel was on me… then over me. Its forward displacement wake lifted me off the bottom when I tried to submerge. I felt the boat’s port chine graze my thigh and I balled up into a fetal position, expecting the props to chop my feet off. I released air from my lungs, trying to get deeper, then all that displaced water slammed me hard into the bottom as engines screamed past overhead… slammed me so hard that I threw my hands out, anticipating impact.
If I hadn’t, I would’ve broken my neck. Instead, when I hit bottom my left arm buried itself up to the elbow in muck.
Underwater, I waited for a few seconds to be sure the boat was gone, then I tried to pull my arm free. Surprise! My fist had created a suction pocket. It wouldn’t budge.
I got one foot on the bottom and tried to stand. I still couldn’t break the mud’s hold.
Impossible.
Calmly, I tried again… and felt muck constrict around my forearm.
I opened my eyes. Darkness accentuated a darker realization: I might die this way. Ironic. It was also absurd. Die on a calm night, in waist-deep water, because I’d gotten one hand stuck in the mud-after the life I’d lived?
Funny, Ford. Fun-n-n-ny.
I stopped struggling. Told myself not to panic; to stop fighting and think. I did… which instantly reduced the pressure around my forearm. I could feel the hole collapsing into rivulets of sand around my fist, as water trickled in and breached the vacuum. I gave a gentle pull… and my hand came free.
I surfaced, blowing water from my nose and gasping for air but alert: a second boat might be following in the wake of the vessel that had nearly crushed me.
I stood, waited… Silence.
I turned. The patrol boat’s course was marked by a contrail of bubbles but its lights had been swallowed by fog. I could still hear its engines, an eerie demarcation between sight and sound: A sixton boat had vanished into a void of infinite gray.
I took a few careful steps, still shaken by the series of close calls. Bad luck has its own momentum. It’s not conditional or personal, but misfortune does seem to gain energy from panic. Time to move purposefully.