“Listen, you’re calling me collect, so don’t call me Professor Everett. At least not all the time.”
“What should I call you?”
He thought about it, then said, “Call me Sir.”
“Are you serious?” I asked.
“Of course not. I want you to call me Dave.”
I didn’t say anything.
“Seriously, call me Dave. I want you to call me Dave. I could ask you to call me Bill, but what sense would that make?”
I was terribly confused by now. “Why do you want me to call you Dave? That’s not your name.”
“So what? I like it. It’s got that … that … that American thing going on. Dave, please call me Dave.”
“Okay, Dave.”
“See, that wasn’t hard. Not, why the hell are you calling me during my precious Thanksgiving break?”
“I needed to hear a sane voice.” I couldn’t believe I was saying this to Everett, of all people.
“Then I’m glad you called. What’s up?”
“These people hate me,” I said.
“What people?”
“Maggie’s parents. I heard them talking through the vent, and all they could talk about was my skin color.”
“First, why were they talking through a vent?”
“I just heard them through the vent.”
“Your skin color? What about it?” I could hear Everett leaning back and lighting his cigar.
“They think I’m too dark.”
“Too dark for what?”
“For them. For their daughter.”
“What does that mean?”
“That means they’re a bunch of fucked-up people is what it means. It means that I don’t want to be here.”
“Well, if you know that, then why are you calling me? All I can do is tell you that your assessment is correct. What, do you want me to fly up there so that we can present a dark wall of solidarity?”
“And then I found out that they found out that I’m rich, and now that’s all they care about, my money.”
“You’re rich? How rich are you, Mr. Poitier?”
“Very rich.”
“I need three hundred and fifty dollars,” he said. “Just kidding. I say you sit back and have some fun at their expense. I just want you to remember one little thing though.”
“What’s that?”
“You are a bit on the dark side. Not that I care, but a fact is a fact.”
“What are you saying?”
“Have you ever known me to say anything? Well, anything that matters? Listen, just remember that nothing puts you at an advantage like knowing what someone is thinking when they don’t know you know what they’re thinking. Do you know what I’m telling you?”
“No, not exactly.” I paused and thought for a second. “You’re telling me to give them hell?”
“That’s right. Happy Thanksgiving.”
Once off the phone with Everett I sat back and stared at the carcasses around me. Talking to my professor had not been a waste of time, as usually it was, but I was certainly less clear about how I was to exploit the situation than he was. I surveyed the desktop and tried to take it in without feeling that I was snooping; perhaps I was trying to get a sense of the man, perhaps trying to avoid dead eyes. There was a pen-and-pencil set centered on the outside edge of the leather blotter. The pen and pencil were set as two mats on the deck of a brass schooner. The engraving at the base was thanks for support from the Lions Club. There was a leather checkbook set off to one side, but I didn’t touch it. And there was a miniature brass golf bag that contained pens shaped like gold clubs. I was holding and examining the putter when Ward walked in. I quickly put the pen back into its slot. “I’m sorry, Violet told me I could come in here and use the phone,” I said.
“Of course you may, son,” he said. “Of course you may.”
“Thanks.”
“Calling family?”
“A friend.”
“Not a girlfriend, I hope.” He laughed and tossed a nervous glance over his shoulder as he closed the door. He sat on the leather sofa against the far wall and beneath the water buffalo.
“That would be awkward,” I said.
“Where is your family?”
“I don’t have any,” I said.
“None?”
“Not that I know of.”
“That’s too bad.”
I nodded.
“Well, I’d like you to think of us as your family, of this as your home. What do you say?”
“Thank you.”
Maggie opened the door, poked her head in, and then stepped fully inside. “What’s going on?”
“Your young man and I are just sitting here having a chat, a little man talk,” Ward said. “We’ll be done soon.”
Maggie backed out of the study.
“Maggie’s remarkable, isn’t she?” he said.
“I guess so.”
He looked around his study. “This room makes you nervous. It has that effect on many people. You wonder why I have these heads. Well, I think they give the place a kind of warmth.”
“They’re dead,” I said.
“Yes, but they were once alive, weren’t they? I find them comforting. I find this room comforting. It’s filled with memories.” He pointed at the bearskin rug. “It seems like just yesterday that Maggie was a baby lying bare-bottomed on that fur. Imagine that.”
“I imagine her as an adult,” I said. I knew it was an inappropriate utterance and in fact it wasn’t true; I wasn’t imagining Maggie at all.
Ward’s reaction was immediate, but he contained himself. He cleared his throat and said, “Really?”
All of a sudden, I understood my position of power, and I was heeding Everett’s suggestion that I have “fun,” as he put it. “Yes,” I said. “I especially like the idea of that rich dark brown fur set against her beige, almost yellow skin.”
I had, in a manner of speaking, undone Ward Larkin. Though it was not visible to the naked and untrained eye, the man was trembling. Either from anger or fear or both, perhaps on a molecular level, but the trembling was real and physical, not psychic, not metaphoric. He had followed me into his own den, his own territory, and found me more than a mere lifeless head on his paneled wall, more than frightened prey. Even more was that he had found me armed, armed with the weapon that any human fears most, something he wanted. He was, I realized, so taken with my wealth that I could have pulled out my tallywhacker and handled it while we talked. But I didn’t. I didn’t for a host of reasons, the main one being that I was afraid.
“Maggie tells me you like boating?” I said.
He let out a breath. It could have been relief, it could have been merely breathing. “I do,” he said.
“I like sailing,” I told him. “I love the salt air and the spray. What kind of boat do you have?”
“I don’t own a boat.”
“I see.” I looked at his desk. I was still seated behind it in his swiveling chair. “I see you like golf.” I pointed to the brass bag of club pens.
“I do.”
“I’ve never played,” I said. “Seems like a boring game. What is it you like about it?”
“It’s a very difficult game,” he said.
“If you say so.”
Maggie poked her head back into the room. “Are you two done yet?”
“Yes,” Ward said, “we are.”
In the car, on our way to pick up much-needed cranberries for Violet, Maggie regarded me suspiciously. “So what was going on in there?”
“We were just talking. You know, I think your father likes me.”
“What?”
“I think we hit it off.”
She watched the road.
“Does that surprise you?” I asked.
“No, not at all.”
“Maggie, tell me, why did you invite me here?” I asked. I really had no interest in trying to punish Maggie and I really didn’t consider it my place to even entertain the notion.