“And this company is running the MUD.”
“No. A person with an email address within this company is running the MUD. And that might not be the case either.”
“You lost me again,” I admitted.
“Say you know a computer technician within a certain company, and say that person is in charge of assigning email accounts for that company. Your technician friend could hypothetically establish a perfectly valid email address for you with no one else in the company being the wiser. And you in turn could have your email from that account forwarded to another address. It would effectively be a blind mail drop. Nearly untraceable.”
“Only nearly?”
“I am breaking into their system to ascertain the owner of the account. If that leads to another account, I shall be forced to do the same. With some luck, I will eventually get a location and possibly a name.”
“And how long will that take?”
“Minutes. Hours. Days. There is no a priori answer for that question. But there is another bottle of vodka in the cooler, and you are already familiar with the couch. You are free to stay, if you wish.”
* * *
Tchekhy woke me from a sound, alcohol-induced sleep sometime later. I had no clear idea exactly how much later, not with the air conditioner blocking the window.
“Did you find anything?” I muttered, not particularly willing to move.
“A new message on the MUD,” he said. “You were spotted at the train station.”
“Glorious. What about the email thing?”
“I am still tracing that.”
There was clearly something more. He couldn’t have woken me up just for that. “And?”
“And there is someone here to see you.”
I tried to sit up, but my head wouldn’t let me. “She wouldn’t be blonde and built like a supermodel, by chance, would she? Because otherwise I’m not moving.”
“After a fashion, yes, she is,” he said.
I realized how freaked my old friend looked. Then something buzzed past his ear and I understood.
“Hello, Iza,” I said. “What are you doing here?”
“H’lo,” she chimed.
“Remember what I said about pixies, Tchekhy?” I asked. “Meet Iza.”
“We have met,” he stammered, clutching a gold cross around his neck. You’d think a guy who knew an immortal personally would be more difficult to shake up. He was lucky Brenda didn’t come.
Iza was darting madly about the room, which I recognized as the pixie version of a nervous twitch indicative of impending bad news like “you’re living at the base of an active volcano.”
“What’s wrong, Iza?” I asked. “And how did you find me?”
“I follow. Early, when you leave girl. Girl asks Iza to follow. Iza follow to train. Iza read and tell girl.”
I actually understood that. Possibly because I was drunk. I would have to remember that trick.
Brenda—who I hadn’t told where I was going—had asked Iza to find out what train I took. Stupid of me not to consider the possibility I would be tailed by a pixie. Except Iza was sort of coerced into helping me in the first place. I wondered what Brenda did to gain her confidence. Perhaps showing her the mushroom trick was a bad idea.
“So, you didn’t get on the train with me,” I said.
“Nono, I tell girl.”
“Then why are you here now?”
“The man,” she pouted.
“What man?”
“Big man. Big smelly man. Hurt girl.”
I sat up. “Someone hurt Brenda? She’s not…”
“Girl run away. Make me use train.”
“Shit,” I said. Then I threw in, “Shit, shit, shit. It must have been the demon. Are you sure she’s okay?”
“She hide,” Iza emphasized. That was the best she could do, comfort-wise. Had I known half of the goddamn Internet was following me around, I would have given her more cash and demanded she change addresses immediately.
“Demon?” Tchekhy asked.
“Yes,” I said. “And he attacked a friend. He must be one tough bastard to get the best of her.”
“A woman against a demon?”
“She’s not a woman. Brenda’s a vampire.”
“Ah. Of course.” Tchekhy picked up the bottle of vodka from the cot and promptly downed the remainder. He was probably planning to pick up a few more crosses later at wherever one goes to buy crosses. I’m a bull in the Judeo-Christian worldview china shop.
“Iza, how did you find me here?” I asked, remembering that this was a fairly big city.
“I smell,” she said.
Great Zeus, did everything have a better sense of smell than I did?
I thought of Whomp and how quickly he’d followed me to the pier. Could this one track me as easily? Could he track Iza?
“Tchekhy, I need strong coffee and a very quick answer on that email question,” I said, rubbing my eyes as if that had some sort of magical sobering effect. “It doesn’t look like it’s going to be safe for me to stay here much longer.”
“Da,” he answered meekly.
“Also, what the hell time is it?”
* * *
It was pushing seven in the evening, which I discovered as soon as I remembered I was wearing a watch. It felt like later, but I hadn’t gotten much sleep over the last couple of days. All I really wanted was another bottle of Tchekhy’s vodka and a good long nap on his couch, but it was thinking like that that got me into this little jam in the first place, so instead I sipped my coffee and tried to clear the woozies as quickly as possible. It was time to start thinking straight before things spun any more out of control. I could figure my way out of this. Or that’s what I told myself.
The whole thing shook me up pretty badly when I thought hard enough about it. Between the devoted little Internet cult tracking me, the bounty hunters, the demon, and the letters in the newspaper, I felt more trapped than I had in a long time. As I said, I’ve managed to escape long-term imprisonment in my many years, but lack of firsthand experience doesn’t dampen my fear of it in the least bit. Throw in the instinctive reaction to being cornered and the times in the past when I’ve been an actual slave, and it was enough to make an immortal crazy.
My strongest impulse was to get up and just run. Well, run and drink more vodka, but mainly just run. But I was no longer entirely comfortable doing that either. I was running when I left Boston, and it was possible Brenda paid for that decision with her life. If I ran again the next one at risk might be Tchekhy, and I liked his odds against a demon considerably less than Brenda’s.
That was the biggest problem—the demon. I could get away from human bounty hunters, and I could live with the people from the MUD snapping my picture because neither had shown any particular talent for tracking me, thus far relying mainly on luck and tip-offs. But the demon might have gotten my scent, and if I wasn’t careful he’d leave a trail of bodies in his wake.
I was clearly going to have to figure out a way to kill it. Possibly, modern weaponry could do now what swords and arrows could not.
With the first inkling of a plan tricking through my brain, it occurred to me it might be helpful to know if the demon was in New York yet.
“Iza, are you still here?” It’d been an hour since she had arrived with her news, and in that time I had mostly sat still and sobered up while Tchekhy continued to violate the law and pretend there wasn’t a pixie in the room.
“Uh-huh,” I heard her little voice declare. She zipped over from whatever distant corner of the room she’d been camping in.
“Do you remember what the demon smells like?”
“Deeman?”