The door to the meeting room opened. "The committee will see you now, Mr. Francis," a secretary said quietly. Kydd rose as well. "This is a closed meeting, sir," the man said firmly, ushering Fulton in and closing the door.
Kydd knew there was no real requirement for him to remain, his duties were mainly of a liaison nature, but he wanted to see the thing through and Hallum would be keeping Teazer in order for him.
There was not long to wait: in less than twenty minutes the presentation was over and the members streamed out, talking excitedly. Kydd stood—the major in regimentals had to be Congreve, a reclusive-seeming gentleman in thick glasses the man of science, and there was Popham, a strong-faced figure in naval uniform striding out and looking thoughtful, nodding gravely to Kydd as he passed.
When Fulton came out, he was beaming. "A good meeting, my friend—they listened and learned, and when the sceptics opened fire I was ready. God, was I ready!" He chuckled.
"And?"
"I just told the fools that they're whistling in the wind—a submarine is not to be doubted for it's been built, proved. It's already happened. They'll be getting a much more advanced craft, is all." He laughed again. "Fair took the breeze from their sails—couldn't say boo to a goose after that."
"So what happens now?"
"They go away and think about it, talk among 'emselves. Promised to get back to me without delay."
"So you—" began Kydd, but a large, wealthy-looking gentleman walking painfully with an ivory stick had come out. It could only be Sir Joseph Banks.
"Interesting, damned interesting," he said genially, regarding Fulton keenly. "Not your common diving bell but a locomoting plunging boat. Fascinating." With a quick glance at Kydd, he continued, "It would gratify me much if you'd consent to come to my little gathering tonight. There'll be some present who'd be with child to hear of it—upon such short notice I know, but while you're in town?"
"Most certainly, Sir Joseph. Be glad to."
"And your friend? I'll send my carriage. Where?"
"Oh, the White Hart in Charles Street, sir," Kydd intervened, before Fulton could respond.
"Excellent. Shall we say six o' clock?"
It was only a small soirée but the Grosvenor Street mansion was of an intimidating quality.
"Why, Sir Joseph, your leg is still troubling you?" said a stately lady, solicitously, elegantly working her fan.
"The trials of age, my dear," said Banks, then turned to Fulton. "This American gentleman is Mr. Francis, and this is Mr. Kydd, his friend while in England."
Kydd essayed his best bow—but Fulton's was deeper and more extravagant.
"Gentlemen, the Lady Broughton." He continued, "Mr. Francis is here for a particular and quite diverting purpose, Bethany. I'm sanguine you'll never guess it in a hundred years."
The fan stopped. "Mr. Francis, do tell. What is it brings you to these shores?"
"The conjuring of a submarine boat as will swim beneath the waves with the fishes, that will disport with the porpoise and sea lion and altogether put a frightener on our Mr. Bonaparte," Fulton said, in lordly tones.
"I—I'm not sure I follow you, sir."
Banks interjected: "He means to say he is constructing a species of plunging boat that might creep along the seabed to rise up on unwary ships a-slumber at their anchor and explode them to atoms. Is that not so, Mr. Francis?"
"Indeed it is, sir. At home both in the Stygian depths and ranging the oceans looking for prey. But as well the intrepid crew might peer through their port and be witness to sights in the depths until now seen only by drowning sailors and Neptune himself . . ."
"Goodness gracious!" Lady Broughton said, staring at Fulton through her quizzing glass in awe.
"Ah, Toot, perhaps we should not bore the ladies with such talk," Kydd said uncomfortably. "Er, and is not the character of your work to be accounted secret?"
"Quite so!" Banks agreed. "But the Lady Broughton here may never be thought your common French spy, Kydd. I can personally vouch for her, may I not, Bethany?"
"Why, thank you, Sir Joseph." Then she pressed Fulton, "But does not your submarine boat frighten the fishes? Or do they not recognise such a—a thing, and then you open a little door and spring out upon the poor unsuspecting creatures?"
Fulton replied in ringing tones that echoed around the room. Others came over to listen to the new-found social celebrity. Eventually Kydd and Fulton left with firm invitations to the theatre, a fête champêtre in Hyde Park and various ill-defined assemblies—but Kydd was growing concerned by Fulton's flamboyant behaviour.
A note had arrived by hand from Captain Boyd of the Admiralty, remembering Kydd's earlier visit and cordially inviting him to an evening affair—his friend would be made welcome.
"These are the gentlemen you have to convince, Toot," Kydd told him seriously, as they arrived. "They'll be the ones finding men for your submarine and sending them off to fight in it. They'll need to be confident in your plans, I'm thinking."
The two mounted the stone steps into the Admiralty, Kydd, in deference to his companion, not in uniform. Boyd greeted him effusively. "So good to see you again. I've heard you had a brisk time of it in the Downs?"
"May I introduce Mr. Francis? He's undertaking some work for—"
"Yes, I've heard. Welcome to London, sir."
A larger officer with a face of granite loomed behind. It was Gresham. "We meet again, sir," he said loudly, to Fulton. "How convenient. I was just trying to explain to my friend Noakes here how you propose to pay for your little toy."
"No mystery, sir," Fulton said icily. "They're self-funded after the first, as any who attended the committee now knows. Kydd, do explain to these worthy mariners if they're still confused." He gave the smallest of bows and turned his back.
"Look here, sir—"
"Captain Gresham, Mr. Francis is under pressure t' complete his design. I'm sure—"
"He'll explain to me now how an untried and unworkable gim-crack contraption is going to save us all from Boney or I'll—"
"Gentlemen, gentlemen," Boyd said, "this is a social occasion. Not the place to air professional disagreements. Now, can I press you both to a glass of punch?"
The elderly Noakes shifted uncomfortably but seemed determined to have his say. "Nonetheless, I'd be obliged for a steer in the matter of the morality of all this. As I understand it, if the plunging boat works as advised, we're being asked to sneak up on the enemy like common burglars and—"
"Good God!" Fulton exploded, as he turned back abruptly. "Do you want to beat the French or no? You think a bunch of cow farmers in red coats is going to stop Napoleon if he lands—there's two thousand invasion craft over there, stuffed to the gunnels with Boney's best! Your only hope is to top 'em in their harbours before they sail. I'd have thought it plain enough for any simpleton."
He folded his arms and glared at Gresham, who said, with a sneer, "But it's all to no account. Where are we going to find crews enough to man all these death-traps among our honest tars? They've more sense than to—"
"Come, Mr. Kydd," Fulton snarled. "I find there's more important work I have to do. Captain Boyd, I'll thank you for your hospitality and we must leave. Goodnight." He pushed his way to the door and out into the street.
"Toot, this is not the way to—"
"They were waiting for me. I'll not stand to be a punch-bag for all the doubtin' loobies in the British Navy! I'm away to do my work."
"I'll call a carriage."
"No. I need to walk." He stormed off down the road and Kydd hurried behind.
At an ornate gate Kydd suggested they cut across the park, hoping the pleasant trees and shrubs would calm his mood. After a while Fulton eased his pace. "You really should not provoke 'em like that, Toot," Kydd told him. "They have the ear of Popham, who's very senior and—"