“I’m Junior Flight Lieutenant Steffi Grace, and, on behalf of WhiteStar Lines, I’d like to welcome you to our table for the first night banquet en route to New Dresden. If you’d like to examine the menu, I’m sure your stewards will be with you shortly. In the meantime, I’d like to particularly recommend the—” she glanced at her cuff — “Venusian Cabernet Sauvignon blanc to accompany the salmon entrees.” Imported at vast expense from the diamond-domed vineyards of Ishtar Planitia, the better to stroke the egos of the twenty-four-thousand-ecu diners.
Things went all right through the entrees, and Steffi made sure to knock back her antidrunk cap with the first mouthful of wine. It was an okay vintage, if you could get past the fact that it was wine, and — stripped of the ability to get drunk on it — wine was just sour grape juice. “Can I ask where you’re from?” she asked the square-jawed blonde as she filled her glass. “I’ve seen you around, I think, but we haven’t spoken before.”
“I am Mathilde, of clade Todt, division Sixt. These are my clade-mates Peter and Hans,” said the woman, waving one beefy hand to take in the strapping young men to either side of her. Are they young? wondered Steffi: they looked awfully self-assured and well coordinated. Normally you didn’t see that sort of instinctive grace in anyone who was less than sixty, not without martial arts practice. Most people eventually picked up that kind of economical motion if their bodies didn’t nose-dive into senescence by middle age, before they had time to mature, but this looked like the product of hard training, if not anabolic steroids. “We are traveling to Newpeace, as a youth enlightenment and learning mission.” She smiled superciliously. “That is, we are to learn about the other worlds that have discovered the benefits of ReMastery and spread harmony among them.”
“Uh-huh. And what is it, to be ReMastered, if you don’t mind my asking? Is it some sort of club?” Steffi prodded. They were, after all, paying her wages. Curiosity about her employers was a powerful instinct.
“It is everything,” Mathilde said gushingly. She caught herself. “It is a way of life.” Slightly shy and bashful now, as if she had let too much slip: “It is very fulfilling.”
“Yes, but—” Steffi felt her forehead wrinkling with concentration. Why do I feel as if I’m being looked down on? she wondered. Never mind. “And you?” she asked the kid with the black hair. If she was a kid; she was about the same build as Steffi, after all.
“Oh, don’t mind me, I’ll just sit in this corner and drink myself into a new liver. I’m sure the trust fund will pay.” The last sentence came out in a monotone as she caught Steffi’s eye, and Steffi realized: Something’s wrong here.
“We try to take our drinking easy, at least until after the meal,” she said lightly. “What was your name again?”
“Wednesday,” the girl — Young woman? Dangerous drunk? — said quietly. “That’s what they call me. Victoria Strowger on your passenger list. That’s what my ID calls me.”
“Whichever you prefer,” Steffi said warily.
The starters arrived, delicately poached small medallions of salmon served under a white sauce, and Steffi managed to get fat Fiona the merchant banker rolling on a paean to the merits of virtual-rate currency triangulation versus more indirect, causality-conserving means of converting funds between worlds separated by a gulf of light years. She was somewhat relieved to find that a lecture on the credit control implications of time travel was sufficient to hold the rapt if slightly incomprehending attention of the three youth leaders from clade Todt, whatever that was. Wednesday, meanwhile, plowed into her third glass of wine with a grim determination that reminded Steffi of some of the much older and more grizzled travelers she’d met — not actual alcoholics, but people possessed by a demon that badly wanted them to wake up with a hangover on the morrow, a demon that demanded an exorcism by the most painful terms available short of self-mutilation. Getting drunk this soon in a voyage, before the boredom began to bite, wasn’t a healthy sign. And as for her dress sense, even though Steffi was no follower of style, she could see that Wednesday was relying on a talent for improvisation that must have been labeled “not needed on voyage.”
The shit refrained from hitting the fan until dessert was served. Steffi had made the tactical mistake of asking Mathilde again just what being ReMastered could do for her — Is it a religion? Or a political theory? she’d been wondering ever since the very fulfilling crack — and Mathilde decided to deliver a lecture. “Being ReMastered would give you a new perspective on life,” Mathilde explained earnestly to the entire table. Even Peter and Hans nodded appreciatively. “It is a way of life that ensures all our actions are directed toward the greatest good. We are not, however, slaves: there is none of the submissiveness of the decadent and degenerate Dar al-Islam. We are fresh and free and strong and joyfully bend our shoulders to the great work out of common cause, with the aim of building a bright future in which all humans will be free to maximize their potential, free of the shadow of the antihuman Eschaton, and free of the chains of superstitious unscientific thinking.”
Wednesday, who until then had been rolling the stem of her empty wineglass between her fingers — Steffi had discreetly scaled back on the frequency of top-ups after her fourth — put her glass down on the table. She licked a fingertip, and began slowly rubbing it around the lip of the glass.
“The clades of the ReMastered are organized among divisions, and their members work together. We rear our children in the best way, with all the devotion and attention to detail that a creche can deliver, and we find useful and meaningful work for them as soon as they are old enough to need purpose and direction. We teach morality — not the morality of the weak, but the morality of the strong — and we raise them to be healthy; the best phenotypes go back into the pool to generate the next harvest, but we don’t simply leave that to brute nature. As intelligent beings we are above random chance.” Whir, whir went Wednesday’s finger. “We want strong, healthy, intelligent workers, not degenerate secondhanders and drones—”
Mathilde stopped talking, apparently oblivious to the glassy-eyed and slightly horrified stares she was receiving from the merchant banker and the actuary, and glared at Wednesday. “Stop doing that,” she snapped.