— No no I don’t they do it’s all, it’s quarterly reports and…
— This reduced fully diluted shares outstanding by sixteen percent which had the effect after imputed interest on like you call that literature man I mean I call it bullshit… Paper tore, — wow.
— What…
— The telephone bill, it’s like one thousand eight hundred seventy-six dollars, I mean man you owe them like two thousand dollars and so far you take in like forty-five cents I mean…
— No well the telephone bill is, it isn’t mine personally it’s…
— Like here’s one you better answer then, personal and confidential I mean it’s this executive placement agency that knows of several attractive possibilities if in the near future you should be interested in considering alternatives at the executive vice president level in a major corporate man you told me you’re getting out of this crap so you can write all this music…
— Yes well I am as soon as I…
— Man it’s always like as soon as you something I mean here’s one will you chair this management symposium on healing the sick corporation I mean that must be some chair. And like who’s E Berst, I mean look here’s this same piece of mail about buying these free records addressed to E Gast, E Bast, B Best I mean there’s seven, eight nine there’s like eleven of it the same with all these screwed up names like…
— Yes well they think, I think they think it’s cheaper just to mail them all than check every name on these lists they buy to see if look be careful, you’re getting that sauce on the…
— Man like E Berst E Gast I mean how do you expect me to open all this mail I mean…
— There’s that electric opener right under…
— What like you want me to chop off all my fingers? And I mean look what’s, I mean look did you know this Eigen is getting all his mail forwarded here too? Like he just sent some more newspapers up here and these books and this box of all these broken toys I mean there won’t even be anyplace left to…
— No well his mail I’ve just been putting it on the top oven shelf with here if this is the Grynszpan pile, wait keep it away from that pile Al dumped there he can’t just leave it here without what’s that one, that foreign one…
— Man it’s like addressed to J R Corp Famili… paper tore, — Dear Madame. I take the liberty to write to you from a strange country, you don, know but don,t be asthonised, because I have heard from your good he. Our famili is quite ruined. My husband is very sick, death sick, without hope of guerishing. I beg you to send for him some cloth and underwear, pijame, all very very used, or second hand which you would wear and would cast away. Do you imagine this awful winter coming and we are allways cold. May I hope that my prayer could reach and touch heart which is always batting for the poor. I beg my God to give you hundred fold. Yours truly and miserable man like I mean how can you pronounce Srskić…
— Well I, I don’t know but it’s…
— I mean like why don’t you send them those deluxe barbeque tools and this fucking computer for broiling steaks man…
— Look, I don’t…
— I mean her husband’s sitting there in no underwear without hope of guerishing man like you could send him that electric heated towel stand that came yesterday to hang his pijame on while his neckties rotate and Mrs Zrk is running around with the deluxe barbeque tools waiting for this solid state computer to boil their steaks and chops to perf…
— Look damn it what am I supp…
— And I mean then you could like go chair that thing on healing the sick corporation with your heart batting for the poor they’d really be asthonised man like I never saw such sick companies, I mean that must be some fucking chair.
— Yes well look there’s nothing I can, I mean damn it will you just let me finish trying to…
— No like go ahead man like do you want grape drink? And like what country do they eat enchiladas I mean they’re disgusting.
— I think it’s a Mexican…
— Man like no wonder they’re stoned down there all the time…
— to join the biggest savings bank family in…
— Oh wow. I mean you get some mail.
— selection of gifts for a deposit of only two hun…
— Like do you want to know how to say scrotum in Danish?
— Well, well no I…
— Bolcheposen. I mean if you just learn all these you can…
— Look I don’t want to say scrotum in Danish what is that anyhow, who…
— Man like it’s this letter does your company do business in these foreign countries so you won’t name some product you’re selling there some dirty word by mistake. I mean you subscribe for like only three hundred dollars a year and they send you all these dirty words in all these different languages so you won’t like be going around selling dippeldutters and have…
— Look we don’t go around selling dippe, we don’t sell anything in Denmark we…
— No but look man if you subscribe to this you can like make out anyplace, I mean you go up to this Danish chick and say you brought your humørkaep would she like to kusse so she says okay if you use a dråbefanger, so you get this dråbefanger and like go someplace and få et rap. Like do you know what I said?
— No but I, I can imag…
— Like, Bast?
— What?
— I mean like did you ever watch us?
— Watch, watch who what…
— Like I mean out that back window me and Schramm, I mean like we saw your friend balling that black haired chick back there once.
— Well I, I, once I was, once I happened to look out there and I…
— Happened I mean how could you happen to look out, like I mean you have to climb over all those lampshades and papers up on those books to like even see.
— No well I, I mean once I just wanted to see if his light was on I wanted to talk to him about something and, and…
— What you saw us screwing? I mean look I’m not mad like I mean I was as good as that black haired chick where are you going.
— I just, I got some of that sauce on my fingers I wanted to…
— And like why do you keep that picture up there he had.
— What that, the Baldung? Well it’s just up there, it…
— I mean do you like those little pointy dippeldutters she’s got?
— What her, her breasts? I…
— No like that means nipples breast is, wait, brysters look I mean aren’t mine better?
— Yes well, well they’re larger yes and…
— No I mean sit down like she’s supposed to be so beautiful to be in this famous painting right? Only she’s got these little round brysters and this little round pot and look, no I mean sit here look, under here maybe she’s better under here I mean see how heavy this is like? under along here? where she’s like skinnier there I mean you are too lift your, all here I mean I got these pants too tight like tomorrow I better go down and get you some bigger ones I mean all up here and, wow like under here in front…
— Yes well, well right now they’re a little…
— Then take them off like, I mean if they’re so tight like take them
off.
— Well I, I…
— No well like then don’t. I mean like go set up your practice golf game go ahead, like go turn on your electric fucking tie rack and your…
— No no I just, it’s just the door if…
— If what I mean if that old crap comes knocking my vife my vife Mister? No like go ahead man bring him in and play golf with him if that’s what you’d…
— No no wait I…
— Like be careful man you’re going to knock over the look it’s that wire will you like take that thing out of your ear? I mean there’s no big hurry now…