— What, some what… he tipped the bottle over the cup, shook it.
— Some what man how do I know some what I mean it says cheese type processed food product do you…
— Wait! Christ…
— Like what’s the matter that’s grape drink I mean I just poured you grape drink what’s…
— Last of the whisky poured it right in the last of the God damned whisky…
— So now you’ve got like grape whisky I mean you’re so stoned you won’t know the difference man what are these… she held it up, pried off the lid — raviolis you want some raviolis…? The lamp flickered, beyond her the gum wad bounded and slowly rose from sight as she licked fingers, tore an envelope — Dear Mister Eigen, it is my pleasure to inform you that the Admissions Committee of the PEN voted at its last meeting to ask you to become a…
— Wait what’s… he coughed into the cup — what are you…
— What man I mean I’m reading the mail, like I mean when Bast and I eat that’s what we do man… she paused parting the shirttail on a flank to scratch there, — I mean like what else is there to do.
— No look problem’s just problem Mister Eigen God damned touchy sometimes might want to open his mail himself look…
— Man like what’s the difference I mean it’s all mail… paper tore, she licked fingers and set the jar down. — This is a periodic report which the trustee under the indenture mentioned below is required to make by reason of all this bullshit Bast gets I mean who wants to read all this Kissinger Tax Letter, US Bureau of Mines Taxwise Methods for the Executive, Bureau of Indian Affairs U S Department of bullshit… she was digging in the heap beside her — I mean I thought I had this herrings someplace…
— Try Grynszpan had it all sorted out, what the hell happened just sorted it out…
— Like can you open this can? I mean they don’t even give you this key thing anymore here’s one, dear Mister Grynszpan. Since we believe you are a deeply concerned citizen whose opinions on the vital issues of the day are formed after careful and intelligent consideration, and since the continued survival of our republic as we know it depends so heavily upon the free expression of such independent views as yours at the highest levels, a letter is enclosed for your convenience which you may rewrite in your own words and mail to your Senator and Congressman immediately dear sir, as a concerned citizen I wish my voice to be heard expressing strong support for HR three five nine seven and the companion Senate resolution sponsored by Senator Broos firmly backing nonintervention in the civil conflict in Gandia, and the earliest possible recognition for Uaso province as a sovereign and independent look out! man you’re spilling…
— God damned cat what…
— What I mean he just jumped on the windowsill man like why shouldn’t he look out the, what’s he, what’s that, I mean look there’s something out there dancing up and down on this string man look…
He righted his cup, recovered his seating on H-O — went back up and reloaded looks like double bubble…
— Man look there’s this quarter out there…! the shirttail tugged up with her turn to shake the sash, raise it, a paw shot out past her at the glistening pink wad — man like hold him! She bent further — it’s stuck here, I mean it’s stuck here man I can’t get it off… the gum wad danced above, plunged, the paw shot out — man will you get this fucking cat off my in my hair what’s, oww…! the string tautened, yanked again, she was in, banged the window down — man who’s with that fucking gum up there and I mean if that’s that my vife Mrs at the door I’m really going to hand him his… she was through past 200 2-Ply, — like who is it!
— Good evening madam… it shuddered open, — I trust I am not interrupting the dinner repast, am I addressing the lady of the house?
— Look man what do I look like the…
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— What youngsters man look…
— Madame unless my eyes deceive me… he raised them, — if your husband has indeed let you go childless he should be prosecuted for criminal negligence ha ha, of course I am sure he is a person of breeding and culture like yourself one glimpse of your lovely home and these are clearly the surroundings the publishers of our fine new children’s encyclopedia would like to see it displayed in to be seen and admired by your many friends and neighbors of similar cultural…
— Look I mean get your foot out of the…
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— Man come help me here!
— Note the fine binding and paper stock, the quality printing, the intensity of the many color illustrations in addition to these each volume contains detailed charts, diagrams and graphs to enhance your exciting journeys through these pages of the world’s history, culture, civilization, government, history, art and literature and and, and science yes for though written and designed to inspire and reward the child’s thirst for knowledge this is in fact no mere children’s encyclopedia but the ideal reference work for the casual browser, the armchair traveler, the dedicated scholar alike, the crowning result of many untold thousands of hours of painstaking research by world renowned schol, is, is this the, the gentleman of the house…?
— It’s the fucking armchair traveler what does it look like now get your foot out of…
— Madam madam I see I am speaking to a lady of liberated opinion as a special inducement our publishers have also set aside in your name a charter subscription to a new publication designed especially for you the exciting new magazine She at absolutely no obligation be the first of your friends and neighbors to thrill to…
— Got his God damned foot caught under the…
— Thank you if you will just give me your name and sign here sir or mad…
— Lake get it down by the hinge and push, man…
— Thank you perhaps your neighbors will be more receptive to our generous offer if you will, sir if you will kindly just return the fine vol oww…
— Harder man harder till it’s all the way, wow… she led back in past the tub, — like I mean why’d you take it I mean that’s all we need here another fucking book… and she brought the punctured shade to light with a punch — I mean if we had that quarter like where’s the raviolis, you ate them?
— No no grape whisky just fine thanks… he steadied against Won’t Burn, Smoke or Smell coming down, — peruse this fine volume…