She removed her hand from the leather bag. Killing one person was manageable. Killing two was messy. Too messy for Marta.
She opened the front door, and the black guy with the cigarette grunted a polite but detached New York hello. The white guy followed her out of the building and stood at the top of the front steps.
“Happy trails, Professor,” he said.
She walked down the steps and onto Perry Street.
She’d be back. To kill Matthew Bannon and the redneck bastard from apartment 1.
Chapter 37
GETTING THROUGH AIRPORT security at JFK turned out to be a snap. For me. I breezed through with my multimillion-dollar carry-on.
Katherine, on the other hand, got caught red-handed, carrying a five-ounce tube of toothpaste into a three-ounce world.
She was stopped by a TSA screener — a chunky Hispanic woman wearing a government-issue white shirt, black pants, blue latex gloves, a gold badge, and a name tag that said MORALES.
“I’m going to have to confiscate this,” the screener said, pointing at the toothpaste.
“I know the three-ounce rule,” Katherine said. “And yes, this is a five-ounce tube. But it’s more than half empty. There’s maybe only two ounces left.”
“I appreciate that, Miss,” Morales said, “but you really don’t know the rule. All liquids, gels, and aerosols must be in three-ounce or smaller containers. Larger containers that are half-full or toothpaste tubes that are rolled up are not allowed on the aircraft.”
“You’re joking,” Katherine said.
“Miss, we do not joke here.”
“For God’s sake,” Katherine said, “what do you think I’m going to do with half a tube of toothpaste? Blo—?”
I clamped my hand on Katherine’s mouth before she could say the four words that would land us both in jail—blow up the plane.
Katherine pulled away. “Matt, what the hell are you doing?” she barked as two more security screeners stepped in and flanked us on both sides.
“I’ll tell you what he’s doing, Miss,” Morales said. “He’s saving your ass. Now, unless you want to miss your flight to Paris, you’d be smart to toss that toothpaste in that bin and be on your merry way.”
I squeezed Katherine’s arm gently. “Please,” I said. “I promise I’ll buy you toothpaste in Paris.”
“This is Tom’s of Maine,” she said. “They won’t have it in Paris.”
“I’ll buy you French toothpaste. They make the best in the world.”
“This one is called Tom’s Wicked Fresh and it’s all natural and it keeps my breath fresh for hours. It’s the only one I use.”
I leaned close to her and whispered in her ear. “You may find this hard to believe, but we are about five seconds from being arrested, strip-searched, and thrown in jail for the night. I’ve never asked you to do anything for me on blind faith, but I’m asking you now. Please, please, please, give the nice lady your toothpaste, don’t utter another word, and I promise you that tomorrow morning we will be checking into our hotel, racing up to our room, peeling off our clothes, snuggling under the sheets, and I will kiss you over and over and over, even if your breath smells like a Paris sewer. Please?”
She tossed the toothpaste in the bin.
“Have a nice flight,” Morales said.
“Thank you,” I said, bowing my head. “Thank you.”
Morales smiled. She knew what I was thanking her for.
I only wished I could have told her that she might have saved the world from Tom’s toothpaste but she missed the guy who was leaving the country with a bag full of diamonds he stole from a dead Russian.
Chapter 38
“Let’s find a bar,” I said as I propelled Katherine as far from security as I could. “I need a drink.”
We found a little place close to our gate that served burgers and beer. I had one of each. Katherine didn’t want either, so she decided to backtrack to the Starbucks we had seen as we walked through the terminal.
I sat at a small table, munching my burger, which was not hot, sipping my beer, which was not cold, and staring at the LCD flat-screen TV over the bar. It was tuned to a local news station. The sound was muted, and I was too far away to read the closed captioning.
I was just starting to unwind from the toothpaste incident when I gagged so badly I almost puked my burger and beer all over the table. I wasn’t choking on the mediocre airport cuisine. What made me want to throw up was what I saw on the television screen.
Me.
Me at Grand Central, holding a black medical bag with a bank of lockers behind me.
“Holy shit,” I said.
“Holy shit, what?” Katherine said, sitting down at the table with a grande cappuccino and a blueberry muffin.
She sat facing away from the television.
“Holy shit, I need another beer,” I said, jumping up and heading for the bar. I got there just in time to read the tail end of the closed captioning:…wanted for robbery. They flashed a phone number.
And then they cut to a commercial.
I looked around the bar to see how many other people had caught it. A dozen, maybe more. What else do people sitting around an airport bar do but stare at the TV? Hopefully they wouldn’t look up at me.
I tucked my chin down, put one hand over my eyes, and studied the floor tiles as I walked back to the table where Katherine was sitting.
“Where’s your beer?” she said.
“I changed my mind,” I said. “You know what I really need?”
“No.”
“A hat.”
I lifted the somewhat faded, definitely broken-in Yankees cap off her head. I put it on mine. It didn’t fit.
“It’s way too small for your big head,” she said.
“Well, let’s buy one that fits,” I said.
“As soon as I finish,” she said, picking up her muffin and biting it.
So we sat and talked. And then it happened again. My picture flashed on the TV screen.
I didn’t try to read the closed captioning. I just kept my head down until Katherine polished off her cappuccino. Then we walked over to Hudson News. Katherine checked out the magazines, and I went to the gift shop.
I was about to buy a Yankees baseball cap when I saw the berets. Absolument, I thought. Très français and a much better disguise. They had two colors — brown or red. I settled on brown.
I moved over to the sunglasses rack and picked out a pair of mirror-lens wraparounds.
Then I found Katherine. “What do you think?”
She laughed out loud. “What happened to the baseball hat?”
“I’m an artist. We’re going to France. I definitely need a beret. And sunglasses,” I said, putting on my shades. “Is this perfect or what?”
“Or what,” said Katherine. But she was grinning.
Chapter 39
DINNER WAS SERVED about an hour into the flight to Paris.
“At long last,” I said. “Fine French cooking. Maybe we should eat and critique our dinners.”
I had the beef goulash; Katherine opted for the herbed chicken.
“Bland, dry, overcooked,” she said after a few bites. “One star, and that’s only because I’m an easy marker. How about you?”
“Four stars,” I said.
Katherine threw me a look.
“I think it’s the ambience,” I said, kissing the back of her neck. “And the company, of course.”
As soon as the trays were cleared, we turned out the overhead lights and raised the armrest between our seats, and Katherine curled up against me, wrapped in a blanket and my arms.