But I woke up with a couple. Idea number one: pray for rain. It was far from foolproof, but there were clouds in the sky. Rain was good. Rain meant slow traffic. Slow traffic meant a late start. I did a mental rain dance as I got dressed. I even threw a trench coat over my shoulder to give the weather a little encouragement. As I walked up Broadway toward the courthouse, I looked at the clouds, tried some visualization exercises. Come on, you suckers, pour. But by the time I arrived at work, not a drop had fallen. Proof that the clouds were on the defense dole.
Since the weather had crapped out on me, I was forced to put idea number two into action. I went to Declan’s office and found him hunched over a legal pad.
“Hey, Rachel. Need anything?”
“Yes, but first I have some news.” I told him about the latest development with Parkova.
“Awesome! Finally, the good guys get a break!”
“Doesn’t sound like a game changer yet. First of all, we have to hope the trial lasts long enough for her to firm it up-”
“But if she can, I’ll take it.”
“Me too. But we’ve got to stall, and I think we both know that the judge is not my biggest fan.”
“He’s a tool.”
“This is true. But a tool who still likes you…”
Declan’s eyes widened.
“I’m putting you in, slugger. All you have to do is remember to talk slowly. But I mean, really, really slowly.” Declan’s brow creased with worry. “You can do it. I know you can.”
The truth was, he had to do it. There was no other choice. If I suddenly slowed my pace and meandered around the courtroom, everyone would know it was an act and I was just stalling for time. But they hadn’t seen enough of Declan to really know what his style was. And after his stumble with Leo’s testimony, if he moved slowly, everyone would think he was just being extra careful. Declan nodded and then he gave a little smile. “Okay, put me in, Coach. We all know I can drop the ball. That should eat up some time.”
His willingness to look less than stellar for the sake of the case was a real sacrifice, and it showed me yet again what a mensch he was. I told him so.
“Just promise that, whatever happens here, you’ll tell everyone that I took the hit for the team.”
“You better believe it. You’ll be the stuff of legend. A current-day J. Miller Leavy-”
J. Miller Leavy was the most famous L.A. prosecutor of all time.
“More like a J. Miller Leavy on downers,” Declan said.
Declan got into character by walking slowly on our way to court.
“You’re killing me, dude,” I said. The slow pace was sheer agony for me.
“You want me to sell this?” I nodded. “Then don’t argue. It’s my process.”
“You hang around too many actors.”
We walked into the courtroom and set up at counsel table…slowly. “I’m busy, don’t distract me,” Declan said. Slowly.
When the jury was seated, Declan stood deliberately, reviewed his notes with great care, and then called our first rebuttal witness. Leo Relinsky. He then reshuffled through his notes for as long as he dared.
“Good morning, Mr. Relinsky. How are you today?”
“I’m well, and you?”
“Just fine, thank you for asking. Mr. Relinsky, is it common to see fingerprints planted at a crime scene?”
Leo stated it was not. Declan consulted his notes, then opened his binder, flipped through some pages, then closed his binder. Finally, he asked his next question. “Why is that?”
While Leo explained, Declan garnished every answer with “Thank you for that, Mr. Relinsky” and “Very interesting, sir.” Then he’d pause and consult his notes before asking the next question.
And when it came time to put exhibits on the monitor, he dropped them, put them in upside down, and then spent minutes readjusting the focus. Each question, punctuated by pauses, took almost a full minute to get out. Only I knew what a great act this was.
And because it was Declan, an obvious newbie whom they hadn’t seen much of, the jury was forgiving and even somewhat entertained by his puppy-like display of nerves. But I knew their goodwill had its limits.
“Mr. Relinsky, are there set standards for how many points must match before you can declare that a print was made by a particular person?”
“Yes, the commonly accepted standard is eight points. I personally won’t declare a match with less than ten, though.”
“Do you know of any expert in the field who doesn’t have a set minimum number of points?”
“Not one who’s qualified, no.”
“Then you don’t ascribe to the Jackson Pollock style of print analysis?”
It was what they call a two percenter-just two percent of the country was likely to know that Pollock was a famous abstract artist-but apparently about four percent of our jury knew, and they laughed. One of them was the Hollywood agent.
Somehow, Declan managed to stretch Leo’s testimony out till almost noon. I knew Terry couldn’t let it go without some cross-examination. Otherwise it’d look as though she’d conceded the fingerprint battle. So Leo was ordered to come back after the lunch break.
“You are, quite simply, my hero,” I said as we ate our turkey and Swiss sandwiches.
“I can pull it out for another hour after Terry’s cross, I think,” Declan said. We exchanged a conspiratorial grin.
“And I’d think our crime lab director’s testimony will take some time. No way they can let him off easy.” No matter how strong the defense was right now, they couldn’t afford to let us off the ropes on the DNA evidence even a little. “But just to be on the safe side, want to take him too?”
“Uh…sure…though if I’m being entirely frank, Your Honor, I must admit…this is slightly embarrassing…I do have some…ah…difficulties with the finer points of deoxyribonucleic acids.”
We laughed. It was the best either one of us had felt in days.
When we resumed after the lunch break, Terry did as minimal a cross-examination of Leo as she dared, but as promised, Declan dragged his feet on redirect. By the time he called Barry Feinstein, our crime lab director, it was almost three o’clock-just as we’d hoped. Judge Osterman called for the afternoon break. That would take us to three fifteen. Every minute helped. Plus, the brief recess gave me the chance to bring Barry in on my strategy. Barry and I went back a long way-to the days when he was a new tech and I was a baby DA. Fun and smart, with a casual style, he knew how to make DNA sound simple. It’d been a real loss to us in court when he went into management. “Take your time, Barry. Explain at length, and talk slow. We need you to be ordered back to finish your testimony on Tuesday.”
Barry raised an eyebrow. “Want to tell me why?”
“Yes, but then I’d have to kill you.”
Barry turned to Declan. Declan gave him a wide-eyed look. “All I heard was the lady telling you to speak clearly so the court reporter and the jury would catch everything.”
I smiled at Barry. “Any further questions?”
Judge Osterman came out and Jimmy called the court to order.
Barry smiled as he faced the judge and spoke under his breath. “No. But I’d just like you to remember this little exchange when you need a rush on your evidence, or you insist on getting Dorian on your next case.”
I winced. Point taken.
The judge called for the jury, and when they were seated, Barry walked over to the witness stand and took the oath. Declan came through once again, slow as molasses and as thorough as could be. And Barry’s testimony was helpful.
“You are familiar with, ahh, Mr. Gelfer?”
“I am.”
“He works in your lab, does he not?”