As we approached the guards outside the bowling alley, I noted that my heart rate was remarkably steady; I felt that I now had enough experience of violent situations under my belt — particularly, after Afghanistan, those involving Muslim extremists — to be able to cope with whatever collection of fanatics we might find inside. (Of course, this bravado was fortified by the knowledge that Larissa would be watching my back.) The soldiers standing guard at the entrance to the structure, however, were wholly unlike the terrorists we had encountered during the Afghan episode; indeed, their natty dress and punctilious behavior made them seem singularly out of place amid the madness of the resort. After we identified ourselves in order to establish our credibility, one of the men sent word for a senior officer, a Major Samad, who soon appeared with several more soldiers and, after upbraiding the guards for failing to stand at attention continuously, heard our offer. He pulled out a small communicator and quietly proceeded to have a conversation with someone I could only suppose to have been General Said; and several minutes later we found ourselves walking through a dark corridor alongside the major.
"Please excuse the men outside," he said earnestly and in unbroken English. "In a place such as this, it is difficult to maintain discipline."
"That's understandable," Colonel Slayton replied. "Doesn't it ever occur to your commander to clean up the city?"
"Constantly," Samad sighed, "but our government needs the money, you see. We are down to the last of our F-117s, which, as you know, Colonel, are badly outdated to begin with. The casino has provided us with enough money to buy advanced antiaircraft weapons and artillery from the French, but new aircraft purchases will require more than mere gambling receipts. And so we tolerate that offense to Allah out there" — he pointed back toward the center of town—"and pray that the Prophet — may his name be blessed and his soul enjoy peace — will forgive us, for we fight in his name, and for the triumph of the true faith in Malaysia."
Slayton nodded. "How many sorties a day are they throwing at you?"
"We cannot be sure," Samad answered, "though yesterday we thought we counted at least ninety-seven—" He was interrupted as the sudden sound of crashing bowling pins and very civil applause came echoing down the corridor from somewhere ahead of us. "Ah!" Samad's face brightened noticeably. "The general appears to be doing well!"
The bowling alley that we entered was plushly appointed but nearly deserted. There were two or three groups of guards placed strategically about the large space, and at one pair of lanes another group of very well dressed Malaysian officers stood sipping coffee that evidently came from a large, ornate samovar that stood on the alley's darkened bar. A small man whose uniform was pressed just a bit more crisply than those of the others, and whose gold braid and insignia glowed noticeably brighter than theirs, stood rolling balls down at the pins in one lane. The man was clearly a beginner, but what he lacked in skill he more than made up for in enthusiasm.
This, Major Samad announced, was General Tunku Said, scourge of Kuala Lumpur and bane of the United Nations. The compact commander, told of our arrival, came bounding over, grinning beneath a well-trimmed mustache and extending his hand to each of us — save Larissa — as we were introduced.
"A terribly amusing game, my infidel friends, this bowling!" he said, speaking in English that was even better than Samad's. "I am unclear, however, as to its origins — some says it's a Dutch invention and some that the English devised it. But I suppose it makes no difference, since both were rulers of Malaysia at one time or another!"
An enormous explosion outside suddenly shook the building hard, bringing plaster and concrete dust down from the high ceiling. As more explosions followed, I became possessed by a desire to dive ignominiously under a nearby bench; General Said, however, just stood looking at the ceiling with his hands on his hips. "And now those same Dutch and English bomb us," he said, both amazed and angry. "And bomb the marvelous buildings that they themselves built throughout our country. Can you imagine it, unbelievers? And for what? For the rain forest? For the oxygen? Nonsense! They are destroying the jungle themselves, and their motive is nothing more than pride, which is a sin before Allah!" He caught himself suddenly. "Oh, please excuse me — coffee, infidels? Tea? Perhaps a game?" We began to move slowly toward the lane where he'd been playing, which several of the soldiers were clearing of rubble and dust. "It is said that the Americans are masters of this sport" — he pointed to a large television above the bar—"and indeed it seems so!" On the huge screen several professional American bowlers were hard at work. "We have the Bowling Channel — do you know it? 'All bowling, all the time' is their pledge. Of course, we catch only glimpses, because the Allies are continually jamming—" Just as he said the words, the television screen went snowy. General Said looked for an instant as though he might scream, but he swallowed the outburst and only sighed. "I realize that we are at war, infidels, but I ask you — does this not seem somehow gratuitous?"
Larissa stepped forward. "If you'll permit me, General, I think I can be of some help."
This brought a patronizing chuckle out of the general, and the rest of his officers picked up on the laughter. "You really must excuse us, Lady Infidel," Said managed to say. "It is not your sex that amuses us, although your father or husband or brother must live in a perpetual state of agonizing shame to know that you appear in public as you do. But how can one woman—"
Larissa held a hand up and then turned away, putting the same hand to the collar of her bodysuit and talking too softly to be heard.
General Said gave Colonel Slayton a nod. "Ah. She is favored, then."
"Favored?" Slayton said.
"By Allah," Tarbell explained with a smiling nod of his own. "The general thinks that Larissa is feeble-minded."
General Said shrugged. "She wears the clothes of a man and talks to the air, Dr. Tarbell — can I be wrong?"
"Apparently you can, General," I said, looking to the television above the bar. "If you'll just observe…" Suddenly the bowling images returned, bringing delighted shouts and more applause from the officers around us. I'd correctly surmised that Larissa had asked Malcolm to use one of the Tressalian satellites to generate a secure signal and beam the Bowling Channel (and how I would have liked to have seen Malcolm's face when he got that request) down to Kuala Lumpur.
"My distinguished infidel guests!" Said gushed. "This is really too kind — too kind! You have won our friendship, doomed unbelievers though you may be! Tell me, what is it we can do for you? Major Samad says you seek plutonium."
"Actually, we seek a man," Tarbell said, pulling out a page of his notes on Eshkol, as well as a photograph of him.
General Said looked confused. "A man? Not plutonium?"
"The man we seek is in the market for plutonium," Colonel Slayton explained. "And that's why we've come to you."