much, all right?”
“Or what, you’ll shoot me?”
“I’ll get tired hearing you and put a gag on your mouth, tie you up. You want that? I don’t care.”
Richie came in holding Wayne’s sleever bar. “Look it, Bird. What the guy used on us. I knew he kept it in that tool box. It’s just what I been looking for.”
Armand didn’t say anything.
Richie dropped the keys on the counter going by and Carmen didn’t hesitate. She stepped over from the sink, picked up the keys, ready to shove them into her jeans, and stopped. Richie was at Wayne’s closet. She watched him wedge the pry end of the bar into the seam between the door and the frame, Richie saying, “I been wondering why you kept this locked.” He put his weight behind the bar, pushing on it. “I never even noticed it till this morning.” He grunted, pushed hard and the door popped open.
Carmen stared at the closet. She could see Richie inside now with the light on. Armand, close to her, said, “You gonna fix us breakfast?”
“Fishing poles and a bunch of shit for hunting,” Richie said, his voice raised. “I thought there’d be a gun. Hey, Bird, didn’t you?”
Carmen didn’t move, staring at the closet, Richie inside looking around. Close to her Armand said, “There was a shotgun.” She didn’t look at him. “That one you had, ’ey? Where’s that one?”
“In Cape Girardeau, Missouri,” Carmen said.
“That’s where you were? It sounds French, no? But I never heard of it. So your husband has the gun, ’ey?”
She was thinking that last week or the week before or whenever it was, she had brought the Remington inside and Wayne had come back from the store where the girl was killed and picked it up. . . . It wasn’t next to the door when they left and Wayne didn’t bring it with them, she was sure of that. He had put it somewhere... she thought in his closet.
“I remember that gun, with the slug barrel on it,” Armand said. “I remember I asked you, you shoot people with that thing? Oh, you wanted to shoot me that time. I watched you, I could see it. Didn’t you?”
Carmen stared at Richie in the closet, Richie holding something in his hand, looking at it closely.
“But you couldn’t do it,” Armand said in his quiet voice close to her. “Maybe your husband’s different, I don’t know. But you don’t shoot people, do you?”
Carmen didn’t answer, watching Richie coming out of the closet with a plastic bottle in his hand, holding it up.
“Hey, Bird? What’s Hot Doe Buck Lure?”
Armand inspected the entire house again in daylight. Upstairs in the bedroom he pulled the phone cord out of the wall, in case the ironworker’s wife sneaked up here. She might do it, but could never jump out of one of these windows without hurting herself. She would have to go through the two panes of glass, the window and the storm sash, once he locked them, using all the strength in his fingers to twist each catch in place. There were storm windows downstairs too. The living room was on the wrong side of the house to watch from, but the dining room was good. Armand liked the dining room, the big oak table, the window in front and the row of windows along the side, where the ironworker would drive in. There was still plenty of time. It was only eleven-thirty. He’d have one drink, a swallow from the bottle, that’s all.
He was getting used to the sounds around this place. It had been quiet all night except for Richie, but now the wind was gusting, rattling the windows, and those big cargo planes from the Self-ridge Air National Guard base were flying over low, with a roaring noise like they were coming into the house. It would shut Richie up for a few moments. Armand felt himself coming to the end of Richie, the irritation of this guy, this punk, reaching its peak, and by the end of this day that would be enough of him. Richie hadn’t mentioned Donna yet but he would, Armand was pretty sure.
Earlier, they had eaten in the kitchen, the waffles you put in a toaster. The ironworker’s wife had syrup. She made coffee and stood by the window while they sat at the counter, Richie talking, trying to impress her, the punk talking with his mouth full. He asked her if she had ever met a bank robber before. She said no. He asked her if she liked Missouri. She shrugged her shoulders. He said did she know Jesse James was from there? He said he was going to Missouri and rob one of the banks Jesse James robbed, that would be cool. He showed her all the flat frozen-food boxes in the icebox, not in the freezer, thawing on a shelf, so you could cook them quicker, and told her he ate chicken every day. You know why? She said no. He said because Wade Boggs ate chicken every day of his life. He said, Bird, you know who Wade Boggs is? Armand had heard the name, they spoke of Wade Boggs in the Silver Dollar in Toronto, cursing him; but that was all he knew, the name, so he didn’t answer. Richie asked the ironworker’s wife, calling her Carmen, if she knew and she nodded. Maybe she did, maybe she didn’t. Richie said, Tell the Bird who he is. Carmen said, He plays third base for the Boston Red Sox. Richie said, And belts the shit right out of a baseball. He told Carmen he had wanted to be a major-league ballplayer, but his deprived youth as an orphan had fucked up his chances, so he became a bank robber instead. Chewing gum by this time, the punk would blow a bubble and pop it, showing off.
Next thing, Richie told Carmen to take her clothes off, he had an idea. She said no, shaking her head at him, determined not to do it. He said, Okay, not all your clothes. You got on undies, don’t you? You can leave on your brassiere if you wear one and your panties. You wear a brassiere? She turned away as he reached for her and Armand watched Richie rub his hand over her back, feeling it, and then his whole face smiled and he said, Hey, she don’t wear one, Bird. He told her, Okay, strip down to your panties if you got any on and you’ll be our little topless bunny, serve us drinks and dinner. How’s that sound, Bird? Armand didn’t say anything. The way this punk kept talking had him at the edge; still, he wouldn’t mind seeing the ironworker’s wife without her clothes on. She held her arms tight to her body when Richie tried to pull the sweater off. When she kneed Richie in the crotch, hard, and he doubled over with the pain, Armand thought Richie might pull his gun. He could hit her if he wanted, but shoot her, no. Her mother might phone worried sick, wondering where she was. Or the ironworker might call from the road and think something happened if she didn’t answer and then maybe he’d call the police too. But Richie didn’t pull his gun. He tried to slap her with one hand, holding his balls with the other, and she got away from him and went to the other side of the counter and picked up a knife. Richie thought that was funny. What he did, he opened the bottle of Hot Doe Buck Lure and threw deer piss on her clothes, doused her with it good and the smell was so bad it could make you sick. Richie made her go into the bathroom at the end of the hall, telling her to take off those clothes and wash herself. He closed the door and they stood in the foyer by the stairs waiting. The door opened. She came out wearing something that looked like an undershirt and white panties very low on her hips. Jesus Christ. Richie said, Hey, I want you topless. But looked at her some more and said it was a cute outfit, he liked it. Armand didn’t say it but agreed with Richie, the ironworker’s wife looked pretty nice. She stood up straight, not folding her arms or trying to cover herself, and looked right back at them. Though didn’t seem too happy about it, no.
They were in the dining room now, at the table Carmen and Wayne had bought at a farm auction.
Richie sat at the end toward the doorway to the
kitchen. He had Wayne’s jacket off, hooked to the back of his chair. The nickel-plated revolver she remembered lay on the table next to his low-cal gourmet chicken.
Carmen sat with the windows behind her, hands folded on the table edge in front of her; she felt less exposed here. The tank top smelled and she’d breathe through her mouth whenever she got a strong whiff of doe urine and would remember the night Wayne brought it home. She wasn’t shaking the way she did at first, chills running through her. Now she could sit without holding herself rigid, not exactly relaxed, but at least aware. The hardest part was trying not to think of Wayne coming home or Wayne in tender moments or Matthew; she didn’t dare think of Matthew, especially as a little boy. If she did an urge to cry would come over her and she was afraid if she started she wouldn’t be able to stop.