“Out in the fields,” James replied. “But we saw none of our kinsmen.”
“They went to a distant part of our land,” Uncle Tao said carelessly. “I sent them there to measure seed wheat. These old men of the earth will cheat the landlord every time if they can.”
“How do you decide the rent?” James asked.
“We take half,” Uncle Tao said. Now that he saw there was to be some real conversation, he sat down in his bamboo chair which no one else used. “Half the seed we furnish, half the harvest we get. The land is ours, the oxen are theirs. They have the easy work, we have the hard.”
“How is that, Uncle Tao? You look easy enough sitting here.”
“Ah, you don’t know the truth of our life here,” Uncle Tao said with vigor. Now that he was awake his huge body was responsive to his mood. His large head stood round and bald upon his wide shoulders, and his brown neck rose thick from his unbuttoned collar. He never bothered with buttons. His gray robe was held about him by a wide soft girdle of old silk and from the long sleeves his big hands moved in unison with his talk, gesturing with peculiar grace. These hands were smooth, though dirty, and the knuckles were dimpled.
“All you young people,” he said in a loud voice, as though addressing millions. “You do not understand. You think the old men of earth are all good and honest. Nothing is less true. I tell you these sons of hares who rent our Liang land, they are thieves. They sell the seed wheat and then complain of a poor harvest. They harvest early and sell our part of the harvest. I and my three sons, we trudge everywhere watching and weighing and measuring. Now when the seed is given we must see that it is sown. When it comes up we must judge the harvest month by month. At harvest we must be everywhere at once, lest the grain be cut before we can know how heavy it is. Pity the landlord, pity the landlord!”
Young Wang had come in during this talk, and not daring to break in, he had stood waiting. When Uncle Tao said this his face grew red and the veins on his smooth temples stood out. James saw this and understood it very well. Young Wang belonged to the men of earth. He turned aside to hear him. “What do you want?” he asked.
Young Wang began without noticing Uncle Tao. “Master, I see you are very well off here. How long do you stay?”
“Seven or eight days, if Uncle Tao will allow us,” James said.
“Stay, stay,” Uncle Tao said indulgently.
‘Then it is long enough for me to go and visit my old parents,’ Young Wang said. “I ought to have gone long ago, for I left them in the city after the floods. The water will be gone now and they will be back in their houses, if these have not melted into the water. If so, they will be making new ones. They have a very evil landlord who will not help them, and I must go back to see that he does not compel them to sell the very oxen who must plow the land if all are not to starve.”
James knew well enough that Young Wang said this for Uncle Tao, and he said at once, “Do go, and we will plan to leave here on the eighth morning from now.”
“I go then,” Young Wang said, and without more ado he went.
Uncle Tao had shut his eyes during this interruption and seemed to be asleep. Now he opened them and took up where he left off. “Had it not been for me,” he announced, “the Liang family would have no place on the earth today. Your grandfather, my older brother, was nothing but a scholar. He understood no more than a child about life. Full of good talk he was, and anybody could cheat him by agreeing with him. I suppose your father is the same way.”
“Perhaps,” James said.
“How does he make his real living over there?” Uncle Tao inquired with lively interest. “School teaching cannot fill the stomach. I send him so much of the rent each year, but I suppose it is also not enough.”
“You send him rent?” Mary exclaimed.
“His share,” Uncle Tao said, without looking at her. He never looked at any female creature in the daylight. “Before New Year each year I divide everything in exact proportion, to each his share according to his place in the family. Thus your father gets what my elder son gets in the same generation.”
“Pa never told us that!” Mary exclaimed.
“Eh,” Uncle Tao said. “Now why not?”
“I suppose he didn’t think of it,” James said reasonably. “What he earns at teaching is a good deal more.”
“Is it?” Uncle Tao exclaimed, his eyes lively. “Does he teach the foreigners how to read and write?”
“They know already,” Mary said.
“Not our language,” Uncle Tao replied.
Mary seized upon this change of subject. “Uncle Tao!” she said, firmly.
Uncle Tao looked at the ground. “What now?” he asked.
“Do you believe in reading and writing?”
“I can read and write,” he replied.
“But for other people,” Mary insisted.
“Not for women,” Uncle Tao said firmly. “When a woman gets her belly full of characters there is no room for a child.”
“For men, then,” Mary said, swallowing her pride for the moment.
“It depends upon what men,” Uncle Tao said. “For men like me and my sons, certainly we all read and write. Not too much, you understand, but enough.”
James looked at Mary with warning in his eyes. “Proceed slowly,” these eyes advised her. “Leave it to me,” they said. She rose. “I will go and see if I can help in the kitchen.”
Uncle Tao looked slightly in the direction of her voice. “Very good,” he said, “very right, entirely proper.”
He waited until she was gone and then he looked at James. “You must get this sister married quickly,” he said in a solemn voice. “To allow a female to run hither and thither is tempting the devils. Come, come, what have you done?”
“She wants to teach school,” James said boldly.
“Now you see,” Uncle Tao said triumphantly. “I told you — no reading and writing for women. None of my daughters-in-law can read. I insisted on that. Your father, I remember, would have your mother read. Well, I suppose she runs about everywhere. Never at home, eh? How many children?”
“Four of us.”
“Do you teach school, too?” Uncle Tao asked.
“No, I am a doctor.”
“A doctor!” Uncle Tao exclaimed. “A cutting doctor or a medicine doctor?”
“Cutting,” James said, “although sometimes I treat first.”
“Cutting!” Uncle Tao said darkly. “I don’t believe in it. I have never seen anyone who was cut who lived.”
“Have you ever seen anyone at all who was cut?” James asked, smiling a little.
“No,” Uncle Tao said flatly. “I don’t believe in it.”
He yawned, fell silent for a moment, and then began to rub his belly slowly round and round with his right hand.
“What is it?” James asked.
“Nothing, nothing,” Uncle Tao said. But without opening his eyes he added somewhat anxiously, “There are times when I could think I was a woman about to have a child. Being a man, it is impossible.”
He continued to sit with his eyes closed while he rubbed his belly and James waited.
“Eh, isn’t it?” Uncle Tao said suddenly opening his eyes.
“I think it is impossible,” James said, trying not to laugh.
“Then what is here?”
Without further warning he pulled at his girdle, and jerked open his robe. His enormous belly sat revealed. “Feel this,” he told James.
James bent over him and pressed the huge soft mass.
“Do you feel something like the head of a child?” Uncle Tao asked anxiously.
“Yes, but it is not that,” James said gently.
“What is it?”
“A lump and it should not be there.”
“Crabs,” Uncle Tao said dismally. “I ate too many crabs one year, and soon afterward this began.”