"What's all the pipes for?" he asked Duffy.
"Well, you should ask Dr. Clark. He's the geologist, I'm just a physicist."
"When you set up a Class One-A field," Beano lectured, "that's a field on a large stratigraphic trap where there could be a pay zone of billions of gallons, there is the possibility of a blow-out or a gusher, and the F.E.R.C.-that's the Federal Energy Regulatory Commission," Beano added quickly, "-they don't want millions of gallons spewing around on the ground for ecological reasons, so they make you set up a gathering station in advance to control the flow of oil or L.N.G." Tommy glowered. "Liquefied Natural Gas… This gathering station is a collection of pipes and cisterns like you see out mere. That way if you hit a well, this mechanism is already in place to bring the oil from the pumping station, or wellhead, to a cistern where it can be stored and tested." Beano smiled at Tommy, then removed and cleaned his glasses on his tie, like any good geek scientist between academic thoughts. He slipped them back on and took the brochure. "Let me show you on the map of the field here," Beano said, showing Tommy a printed schematic drawing of the farm that was in the brochure. "We put the delineation well in right about here. It's a horizontal well on a forty-five-degree slant. We used deviation drilling techniques and a subsurface reservoir catch basin we vented with horizontal drain holes." Beano was in full sales mode now and orbiting freely over his own planet of bullshit.
Tommy was lost, but it didn't matter; he was buying it. "So, show me the well you drilled," he finally said.
"This is so fucked," Duffy muttered.
"Come on, Dr. Sutton," Beano said, "Mr. Rina has the money we need. We were going to have to try and steal more from Las Vegas. With all the security they have in those casinos, we might very well have been arrested. You told me yourself the reason we went to Sabre Bay was because it was smaller, with less security. Besides, the S.E.C. is going to shut down Fentress County Petroleum any minute. This is our best and last chance. Mr. Rina can make this happen. He puts in the cash, we buy the stock, the money relieves the company's debt, the S.E.C. and the bank go away. We're rich."
Duffy grunted and mumbled, but stopped complaining.
Beano showed Wade Summerland where to turn. Beano thought it was strange that Wade had not even protested once when his brother had been left behind alone, to deal with his ruptured ear.
"The well's over here," Beano said as they moved away from the limo, down the road from the large, freshly painted cistern, and over to a small shrub area. Beano pulled the shrubs aside. They had been cut and tied to a sandbag to hide the wellhead. Under the shrubs was a small capped hole with a metal plate on top. The plate was engraved with the letters FCP amp;G. A small three-inch-diameter pipe led off across the field and intersected with one of the larger rust-red pipes.
"Open it up," Tommy said.
"It goes down eighteen hundred feet," Beano whined, "you can't see anything."
"Did I ask about that? I said open it up."
"Donovan, the man apparently has his heart set on seeing a hole in the ground," Beano said to Steve Bates, sighing loudly to show his disgust.
"Am I boring you, dipshit? 'Cause if I am, I can arrange to give you a few minutes of memorable action," Tommy sneered at Beano, who took a quick step back while Steve removed a tool from his belt and started to open the capped hole.
Beano started to mollify Tommy. "Mr. Rina, I'm a geologist… MIT actually, with my doctoral studies at Yale, post-doc at Stanford. I have fifteen years in satellite well production and sand control analysis. I worked my way up to Field Manager. I'm a man who analyzes rock hydrocarbons. I spend hours in the laboratory looking at complex organic molecules."
"I don't want your fuckin' resume," Tommy interrupted.
"It's just… you keep threatening me. I'm not a brave man. I don't pretend to be a hero. I'm interested in this field on a geological level primarily, and yes, if I make some money, that's wonderful. I'm trying to say to you that I view you as a real asset in this situation, but you keep holding a gun and threatening me like I'm some kind of low-life criminal who's just on the edge of jumping you. I'm not a physical threat, I've never even been in a fight in my entire life. So can we please stop acting like little children?"
Tommy loved to hear weasels weasel, and he smiled at this concert of gutless pleading. He didn't answer, but a few minutes later, he did tuck the gun back in his pants.
"Okay, got 'er off," Steve said, as he pulled the heavy plate back and Tommy looked down the cement-walled, metal-jacketed hole. He took a quarter out of his pocket and held it over the opening and dropped it, waiting for it to hit. Since the hole went down only twenty feet, Beano had to cough loudly at about the right moment to avoid the slight possibility that Tommy would hear the quarter hit.
"We better get outta here," Beano warned.
"So, you hit oil right here, huh?" Tommy asked, ignoring him.
"That's right," Steve Bates said. "Pumped fifteen thousand gallons t'prove out the well. Took it right up outta that little five-inch hole."
"So, where's the oil?" Tommy insisted. "You said you can't leave it on the ground… so you gotta do something with it. Where is it?"
"Over there," Beano said, pointing to the large, two- story-high, rust-red cistern with the white company letters displayed proudly on the top.
"The fifteen thousand gallons is in there?" Tommy said, squinting at it in the moonlight.
"That's right. This tank is supposed t'be empty, so nobody even checks it," Beano said. "We hadda put the oil somewhere. We had the flow meter on her and we fed the spillover into that nine-inch ground pipe and that pumps it into the storage system over in that cistern."
"Let's go see," Tommy said.
"Huh?" Beano replied.
"I wanna go see the oil."
"The cistern's sealed, you can't get inside it."
"Bullshit. I can get in anywhere I want. Now, let's go."
"That tank's buttoned up airtight. I'm telling you, you can't get in there," Beano insisted.
Tommy grabbed Beano by the shirt collar and pulled him up close. "I'm not getting through to you, Doc, and that really pisses me off. How smart can you be if every fucking question I ask, you come back with 'Huh?' or T can't do mat. "Huh?' isn't a fucking answer. You got me? I say I wanna go see the fucking oil, you say 'Follow me,' or 'Yes, Mr. Rina.' Any other answer is gonna get your fucking head punched." Tommy was spitting the words into Beano's face and spraying his Coke-bottle glasses.
"I'm just telling you the facts. I don't see why you insist on this violent presentation of your position."
"'Cause I don't fuckin' like you," Tommy explained.
"O-Okay," Beano said, stuttering slightly. "Okay."
Tommy finally released him. "Now, are we gonna go get a look at that oil or we gonna stand here jerking off?"
"We're gonna go get a look at the oil," Beano said.
They moved back to the car and then over toward the main cistern. A full moon glinted on the fresh paint as they climbed the small ladder to the top of the cistern. Only Wade stayed behind with the car. Once they were on top of the two-story metal container, the entire field could be seen spread out before them in the moonlight… Acres of rust-red pipes criss-crossed the field, punctuated by three other rust-red cisterns; it was all very impressive. Across the road was the abandoned office building that Beano had found, which was now also painted in the company colors. A big sign out front read:
FENTRESS COUNTY PETROLEUM AND GASDEVELOPMENT FIELD 32
Tommy had brought a crystal glass and one of the decanters from the limo. "Open this fucking thing up," Tommy said to Beano, pointing at a three-foot-square hatch in the cistern, which was held in place by twenty rusting bolts.