"So Caroline's mollified? Completely?"
"Well, let's say she almost was.. .'til your solicitor wrote to her," Sir Hugo said, beginning to smirk and chuckle under-his breath as he topped their glasses with the last of the bottle. "Beg pardon?"
"Needed seed money, day-labourer's wages. Feller said that she couldn't get as much as she'd requested since ye'd promised one-hundred-sixty pounds to some Sheerness women for, ah… 'services rendered.' ''
"But that was for helpin' me… they weren't… I never!" "Stap me, didn't I caution ye. Quality beats Quantity all hollow, me lad?" Sir Hugo had the cruelty to hoot in high humour.
"Thirty-two of 'em, surely the number told her it was preposterous…" Lewrie spluttered some more, growing numb.
"I'll not get in the middle o' that 'un," Sir Hugo vowed.
Aye, it'd look that way, wouldn't id Lewrie sighed to himself; / am so well and truly … ruined! Do I go home, I'll most-like be shot on sight.1 Her brother, Governour, always was toppin '-fair with pistols!
"We need another bottle," his father pointed out.
"Gad, yes… I expect we do," Lewrie replied, stumbling over to the wine-cabinet and fetching one himself, stripping the lead foil off and fiddling with the cork.
"Oh, give it here, cunny-thumbs. I know my way 'round a cork," Sir Hugo crankily told him. "There… d'ye see? Slap, twist… pop!" "Think it's safe to go home?" Lewrie enquired, once re-enforced.
"Not if you care for breathin', no… not for a while. Gathered from the keyhole like… things'll be more'n a tad frosty, for quite a spell. 'Time heals all wounds,' they say though. She'll still write… though she suggested separate letters to yer children so ye and she can thrash things out in private missives. I also gathered she's of a mind that your Navy can have ye…'twas best you're at sea and absent. At least a year in foreign climes, she said t'me direct. I did fetch a letter along. Sorry, lad. Tried me damnedest, but…"
He slid a rather slim letter across the desk, making Lewrie lean far back from the edge, half expecting it to burst into flames!
"And whilst I was passin' through London on the way here, Alan… I also stopped off t'see your mistress. She bade me bear a letter to ye as well."
"She's not my mistress!" Lewrie felt need to growl. "I've not seen her since Lisbon, not heard a word…"
"Oh, is she not?" his father drawled, amusedly. "May have little need o' yer loot… Hindi word for plunder, by-the-by… but I've ears, me lad. I know th' sound o' fondness when a lady speaks of a feller… how she asked after ye an' all?" he added, softer, more kindly.
He slid the second over; this one was thicker-much thicker.
And which'll I end up readin' first? he asked himself, fearing to touch either, yet unwilling to shuffle them into a drawer together.
"That damned 'concerned friend' letter," he said instead, "is there a single clue as to where it came from, who wrote it?"
"No return address o' course," his father said, with a shrug of his shoulders, making his epaulets dance and glitter. "As I said, it was a good hand, quite cultured, in fact. Costly paper, but no identifying seal in the wax. Who might've known about your Mediterranean doin's?"
"Lucy Beauman… old amour from the Caribbean," Lewrie confessed, "Lady Lucy Shockley now… she was there in Venice. I turned down her advances."
"Well, there's a wonder!" His father hooted once more.
"Married woman, throwin' herself at me, and havin' it off with another Navy officer, Commander Fillebrowne, at the same time!" Lewrie spat, railing at Lucy's morals.
"Oh, such shameful doin's." Sir Hugo mocked.
"Well, I quite liked her husband."
"Could she be your anonymous correspondent, then?"
"Doubt it." Lewrie frowned in thought, all but chewing a thumb nail. "A bold, florid penmanship, as I recall… rich as Croesus even when single, but… sheep could spell better than she could! Well…"
"Hmmm?" his father prompted, with a purr.
"Fillebrowne. Clotworthy Chute diddled him with some expensive 'instant' antique Roman bronzes. You recall Clotworthy from Harrow?"
"Unfortunately yes, I do," his father said with a grimace. "Fillebrowne bedded Phoebe, after we fell out. Boasted of it, to row me. How he learned of Claudia though… that was before his ship and mine served together… though Phoebe knew of Claudia. Hell's Bells, yes! 'Twas the reason we parted! I couldn't tell her it was orders!"
"And knows nothing, ah… recent, with which t'plague ye?" his father asked, almost looking relieved. "Beyond Mistress Connor?"
"Not a damn' peep," Lewrie declared, rather relieved by such a revelation himself. "If not him, though… I can't imagine who'd be such a bastard… or bitch."
"Mistress Connor herself? More fond o' ye than she lets on?" "Oh, surely not! Might as well accuse Harry Embleton!" Lewrie scoffed. "And he hasn't a clue, a decent hand … or the wits!"
"Well, p'rhaps this'll blow over then, given time. And when back in Anglesgreen, I'll tell Caroline how aggrieved ye were by her suspicions… how sunk in th' 'Blue Devils'… took 'all aback,' as I think you sailors say?" "That'd be a wondrous help, Father. Thankee."
"And…" his father began to coo again, "when passing through London, on the way, as it were… might there be anything you'd wish me t'say to th' handsome Theoni Connor?"
"I…!" Lewrie began to say, staring off at the forward bulkhead, where his wife Caroline's portrait hung in the dining coach. "I don't know quite what to say… she deserves more than… I mean. Give me her address. A letter'd be best. A few days' time to think about it, then write to her before we sail for the Texel again. Besides," he attempted to make a jape, "I know you of old, dear Father. I'd never put it past you not to inveigle your way into her good graces, and her bed, out of familial, paternal… duty!"
"If you think I'd do that to th' only son I care t'claim, then you've worse problems than a suspicious wife, my son," Sir Hugo said, with a wry shake of his head. "Were I not comfortably… ensconced, as it were, already, I'd be sore tempted, I admit. Odd, though, that you would come over all possessive of her. That's what I mean when I say you've a worse problem. Not her… your bastard either. Guilt and a sense of responsibility towards them doesn't quite explain the sound of your voice. Oh, my son, my foolish son!" he gallingly mocked.
"Rot!" Lewrie shot back, "Mine arse on a band-box!"
But he found himself diverting his eyes from that portrait on the partition; found himself, instead, passing a hand over his eyes as if to block it out.
Gawd. Lewrie squirmed in the beginning throws of agony; too scared t'really face either, read either letter! What t'do, what t'do?
Get mine arse to sea, that's what! he told himself; there's the Dutch, sure to sail out sooner or later. Th' Frogs, ready to fall on Ireland, or us! Poor Proteus, still so raw and barely battle-ready! Compared to those problems, what matters my puny…! And if Proteus isn't ready, then Caroline, Theoni, my children, her child… what if England 's conquered, what life would they have if my Navy doesn't. .. ?
He almost gagged and wished he could throttle himself.
Oh, right, he chid himself, chagrined; try t 'couch it so noble! Such ragin' patriotic twaddle… what a lecherous fool I am. And in it for sure now… up t'my eyebrows!