"I'm not here to fight," I said.
"I need to search you before you can go in."
"Touch me and I'll touch you back," I said.
He didn't quite understand the phrase but he got the meaning.
"Tell Gustav I'm out here alone and if he's not scared or nuthin' maybe we could talk."
The sentry went through the right door, closing it behind him.
I stood there feeling like I was wasting time. There was a lot to be done, but your kids come first. That was a lesson I got in the negative space of my father's abandonment.
The door opened and the big guy waved me toward him.
Approaching, I stopped at the threshold and gestured for him to precede me.
It was a medium-sized, windowless room filled with the smoke of foreign cigarettes. There were five men in attendance. Four bullets, I figured, was more than enough for that crowd. After all, one of them was already wounded, and I had a knife, too.
My other assailant was sitting next to a red-faced guy who looked big even sitting down. This, I was sure, must be Gustav. Behind them stood two slender guys in nice suits. They might have been brothers but one was ugly with bad skin and exaggerated features, while the other could have been a matinee idol.
"Have a seat," Gustav said.
Eyeing the banged-up guy next to me, I said, "No thanks."
"If you don't want to visit why are you here?"
"I was going to see my girl last night and these guys jumped me," I said by way of explanation.
"Vassily lost two teeth," Gustav said, patting the shoulder of the man sitting next to him. "And Bruno had to have thirty-six, what you call them, stitches, on his arm. It is me who should be mad at you."
"I can't help it if you got pussies workin' for you."
The one called Vassily tried to rise but Gustav put a hand on his shoulder again.
"What is your name?" the big boss asked me.
It's funny how a simple thought put into words, or even just an intonation, will affect you sometimes.
My response to his question was unexpected fear. It wasn't that I minded telling him some name, or that he might somehow catch me in the lie. It was the weight of all the moments that led me into this closed room with rough men who hated me for reasons that were older than America. I was afraid of being killed by them. And also of killing them.
These men are not your enemies, my father whispered into my right ear.
Thou shalt not kill, my mother said in my left.
"John Tooms," I stated with certainty. "And I don't want to think that I got to be lookin' over my shoulder because these guys are too stupid to go after the right mark. I mean, if you and me got trouble we settle it right here, right now."
I meant every word I was saying. I had a license for a concealed weapon, and the men in that room were all criminals. They were after my son. I had to hold back from attacking them right then and there.
Hubris.
Gustav smiled.
"Calm down, Mr. Tooms," he said. "You are not our enemy. It was mistake. My men made mistake. Two mistakes, by the look of their faces. You like girls, Mr. Tooms?"
I said nothing, pretending not to understand the question.
"Joe," Gustav said to the matinee idol. "Bring out Diamond."
Joe opened a door behind him. I moved my thumb in such a way that the pistol could be in my hand in no time.
For the next few seconds my shoulder listed imperceptibly to the right. Gustav would be the first to die, or maybe Joe. Bruno would probably be last. I'd get shot, at least, but that didn't have to be fatal.
When Joe came back into the room he was accompanied by a white teenaged girl. Completely naked, she had all the so-called charms of a woman, but I could see the vestiges of adolescence in her face.
"This is Diamond. You could take her in back room or she could go with you somewhere," Gustav said. "She just has to be back by two. I give this to you for apology."
Diamond, without being asked, turned around slowly so that I could further appreciate her beauty. The only blemish was an angry bruise on her left buttock.
"No thanks," I said.
"You want boy?" the boss asked.
"No," I said, forcing a smile to my lips. "No. I got my own girl. All I need to know is that you're gonna leave me alone when I'm over at her house."
"I have no business with you, Mr. Tooms."
"Because the next time I see any'a your men near me I'll do more than loosen some teeth."
31
I walked eight blocks north, wandered a little to the west, and stopped at a rare phone booth I knew of on St. Marks Place. There I dialed a number that I shouldn't have known.
"Hello?" he said on the second ring.
"What's this shit about Russian gangsters, Twill?"
"Pops?"
"Answer me."
"Where'd you get this number?"
Twill had gotten a friend of his to buy a pay-as-you-go cell phone with a Utah area code nine months before. That was his secret line. The only problem with the secret was that Bug Bateman had built me a shadow Internet ID that could read any e-mail that the boy sent or received-all without his knowledge. One of those e-mails had passed on the secret number.
"I'm a detective, boy," I said. "It's my job to know things. Now tell me about this Gustav dude."
"Uh…"
I had to smile. It was a rare event indeed to catch my son so unawares that he was speechless.
"You got it, Pops," he said then. "Bulldog fell for this girl named Tatyana, and she was tied to this dude. She's Russian-kinda. But you got it wrong about Gustav-he's a Rumanian.
"Tatyana says that she did everything Gustav said but he got kind of a thing for her and wouldn't let go. So D tried to run with her but they got in too deep and called me."
"I thought we agreed that you'd come to me if there was serious trouble," I said.
"That was if I got in trouble, Pops. This was D's mess. You know Dimitri, Dad. If I called you he might'a done somethin' stupid."
"Where are you?"
"Up in the Bronx."
"At that gambling house?" I dealt out another secret so that Twill would worry.
"You know about that, too?"
"I need to see you, Twill. And your mother needs to see Dimitri. She's used to you runnin' around like you do, but she never saw D do anything like this."
"D's upstate with Tatyana. I got a friend up there put ' em up. I'll call him but he probably won't even get the message till tonight."
"Then you," I said.
"I'll meet you at Takahashi's at four, Pops. I swear."
AMERICANS BELIEVE IN STRAIGHT lines. They think that all you have to do is get out there and get the job done, one step after the other. If you don't do that then you're either lazy or incompetent. American men especially, and more and more women all the time, seem to think that life is like a mission. That's how they approach sports and war and sex-even love. That's what they think about when somebody's credit goes bad or there's an accident on the road: somebody veered off the straight and narrow.
Years of orphanages and foster homes, uneducated teachers and corrupt officials, from crossing guards to the presidents of entire nations, have shown me that Einstein was right: the connection between A and B is questionable at best, and there's no such thing as a straight line.
I couldn't wait for Angie's problem to be resolved while Dimitri and Twill were in trouble. And that was true for every other problem I was dealing with.
I FOUND OUT FROM a guy I know in the City Planner's office that the building Angelique lived in was owned by Plenty Realty. Plenty had their office on Hudson in the West Village. It was a one-room affair on the fourth floor of a building a few blocks south of Christopher Street.
I called the office, looking to speak to the owner, a Mr. Jeffrey Planter.
"Old Mr. Planter's dead," the young woman said in a flat tone, "and Jeff Junior is in Florida for the winter."
"It's not winter yet," I said, more in response to her tone than her words.
"Is that all you wanted?"