"Bright girl."
"Did they deserve it today?"
"No."
"But you did it anyway."
"Yeah, just like the half dozen guys you screwed today."
Lynn laughed. "Actually, it was two. Off the record, did you beat up Dwight Gilette?"
"Off the record, I stuck his hand down a garbage disposal."
No gasp, no double take. "Did you enjoy it?"
"Well . . . no."
Lynn coughed. "I'm being a bad hostess. Would you like to sit down?"
Bud sat on the sofa; Lynn sat an arm's length over. "Homicide detectives are different. You're the first man I've met in five years who didn't tell me I look like Veronica Lake inside of a minute."
"You look better than Veronica Lake."
Lynn lit a cigarette. "Thank you. I won't tell your lady friend you said that."
"How do you know I got a lady friend?"
"Your jacket is a mess and reeks of perfume."
"You're wrong. This is me taking a pass on a pass."
"Which you . .
"Yeah, which I seldom fucking do. Keep cooperating, Miss Bracken. Tell me about Pierce Patchett and this racket of his."
"Off the--"
"Yeah, off the record."
Lynn smoked, sipped scotch. "Well, putting what he's done for me aside, Pierce is a Renaissance man. He dabbles in chemistry, he knows judo, he takes good care of his body. He loves having beautiful women beholden to him. He had a marriage that failed, he had a daughter who died very young. He's very honest with his girls, and he only lets us date well-behaved, wealthy men. So call it a savior complex. Pierce loves beautiful women. He loves manipulating them and making money off them, but there's real affection there, too. When I first met Pierce I told him my little sister was killed by a drunken driver. He actually cried. Pierce Patchett is a hardcase businessman, and yes, he runs call girls. But he's a good man."
It played straight. "What else has Patchett got going?"
"Nothing illegal. He puts business deals and movie deals together. He advises his girls on business matters."
"Smut?"
"God, not Pierce. He likes to _do_ it, not look at it."
"Or sell it?"
"Yes, or sell it."
Almost too smooth--like Patchett's smut hink needed a whitewash. "I'm starting to think you're snowing me. There's gotta be a perv deal here. Sugar-pimping's one thing, but you make this guy out to be fucking Jesus. Let's start with Patchett's 'little studio."'
Lynn put out her cigarette. "Suppose I don't want to talk about that?"
"Suppose I give you and Patchett to Administrative Vice?"
Lynn shook her head. "Pierce thinks you have your own private vendetta going, that it's in your best interest to eliminate him as a suspect in whatever it is you're investigating and keep quiet about his dealings. He thinks you won't inform on him, that it would be stupid for you to do it."
"Stupid is my middle name. What else does Patchett think?"
"He's waiting for you to mention money."
"I don't do shakedowns."
"Then why--"
"Maybe I'm just fucking curious."
"So be it. Do you know who Dr. Terry Lux is?"
"Sure, he runs a dry-out farm in Malibu. He's dirty to the core."
"Correct on both counts, and he's also a plastic surgeon."
"He did a plastic on Patchett, right? Nobody his age looks that young."
"I don't know about that. What Terry Lux _does_ do is alter girls for Pierce's little studio. There's Ava and Kate and Rita and Betty. Read that as Gardner, Hepburn, Hayworth and Grable. Pierce finds girls with middling resemblances to movie stars, Terry performs plastic surgery for exact resemblances. Call them Pierce's concubines. They sleep with Pierce and selected clients-- men who can help him put together movie and business deals. Perverse? Perhaps. But Pierce takes a cut of all his girls' earnings and invests it for them. He makes his girls quit the life at thirty--no exceptions. He doesn't let his girls use narcotics and he doesn't abuse them, and I owe him a great deal. Can your policeman's mentality grasp those contradictions?"
Bud said, "Jesus fucking Christ."
"No, Mr. White. Pierce Morehouse Patchett."
"Lux cut you to look like Veronica Lake?"
Lynn touched her hair. "No, I refused. Pierce loved me for it. I'm really a brunette, but the rest is me."
"And how old are you?"
"I'll be thirty next month, and I'll be opening up a dress shop. See how time changes things? If you'd met me a month from now, I wouldn't be a whore. I'd be a brunette who didn't look quite so much like Veronica Lake.
"Jesus Christ."
"No, Lynn Margaret Bracken."
Too quick--almost a blurt. "Look, I want to see you again."
"Are you asking me for a date?"
"Yeah, because I can't afford what Patchett charges."
"You could wait a month."
"No, I can't."
"No more shoptalk, then. I don't want to be somebody's suspect."
Bud made a check mark in the air: Patchett crossed off for Kathy and the Nite Owl. "Deal."
CHAPTER THIRTY-FOUR
Mickey Cohen's cell.
Gallaudet laughed: velvet-covered bed, velvet-flocked shelves, commode with a velvet-flocked seat. Heat through a wall vent--Washington State, still cold in April. Ed was tired: they talked to Jack "The Enforcer" Whalen, eliminated him, flew a thousand miles. 1:00 A.M.--two cops waiting for a psychopathic hoodlum busy with a late pinochle game. Gallaudet patted Cohen's pet bulldog: Mickey Cohen, Jr., snazzy in a velvetflocked sweater. Ed checked his Whalen notes.
Rambling--they couldn't shut him up. Whalen laughed off the Englekling theory, digressed on L.A. organized crime.
Mob activity in a general lull since Mickey C. hit stir. The insider view: the Mick power broke, Swiss bank money tucked away--cash to rebuild with. Morris Jahelka, Cohen underboss, given a fiefdom--he promptly blew it, investing badly, no funds to pay his men. Whalen said _he_ was doing well and offered his Cohen theory.
He figured Mickey was parceling out bookmaking, loansharking, dope and prostitution franchises--small, choosy who they dealt with; when paroled he'd consolidate, grab the money the franchise men invested for him, rebuild. Whalen based his theory on hink: Lee Vachss, ex-Cohen trigger, seemed to have gone legit; Johnny Stompanato and Abe Teitlebaum ditto--two wrong-o's who couldn't walk a straight line. Make all three of them still on the grift--maybe safeguarding Cohen's interests. Chief Parker--afraid the lull might lead to Mafia encroachment--just fielded a new front line against out-of-town muscle: Dudley Smith and two of his goons set up shop at a motel in Gardena: they beat gang guys half to death, stole their money for police charity contributions, put them back on the bus, train or plane to wherever they came from--all very much on the QT.
Whalen concluded:
_He's_ allowed to operate because somebody had to provide gambling services or a bunch of crazy independents would shoot L.A. to shit. "Containment"--a Dudley S. word--said it alclass="underline" the police establishment knew he only shot when shot at; _he played the game_. The idea of him or Mickey blasting six people over jack-off books was pure bullshit. Still, things were too quiet, shit had to be brewing.
Mickey Cohen, Jr., yipped; Ed looked up. Mickey Cohen walked in, holding a box of dog biscuits. He said, "I have never killed no man that did not deserve killing by the standards of our way of life. I have never distributed no obscene shit to be used for the purpose of masturbation and only took a confabulation with Pete and Bar Englekling because of my fondness for their late father, may God rest his soul even though he was a fucking kraut. I do not kill innocent bystanders because it's a mitzvah not to and because I adhere to the Ten Commandments except when it is bad for business. Warden Hopkins told me why you was here and I made you wait because you must be stupid morons to make me for this vicious and stupid caper, obviously the handiwork of stupid shvartzcs. But since Mickey Junior likes you I will give you five minutes of my time. Come to Daddy, bubeleh!"