The next day Thomasus the Syrian arrived. He came in wheezing. "How are you, Martinus? I didn't want to miss all the excitement, so I came up from Rome. Brought my family along."
That meant something, Padway knew, for Thomasus' family consisted not only of his wife and four children, but an aged uncle, a nephew, two nieces, and his black house slave Ajax and his wife and children.
He answered: "I'm fine, thanks. Or I shall be when I catch up on my sleep. How are you?"
"Fine, thanks. Business has been good for a change."
"And how is your friend God?" Padway asked with a straight face.
"He's fine too—why, you blasphemous young scoundrel! That will cost you an extra interest on your next loan. How's the election?"
Padway told him. "It won't be as easy as I thought. Thiudegiskel has developed a lot of support among the conservative Goths, who don't care for self-made men like Wittigis and Urias. The upper crust prefer an Amaling by birth—"
"Upper crust? Oh, I see! Ha, ha, ha! I hope God listens to you. It might put Him in a good humor the next time He considers sending a plague or a quake."
Padway continued: "And Thiudegiskel is not as stupid as one might expect. He'd hardly arrived before he'd sent out friends to tear down my posters and put up some of his own. His weren't much to look at, but I was surprised that he thought of using any. There were fist-fights and one stabbing, not fatal, fortunately. So—you know Dagalaif Nevitta's son?"
"The marshal? By name only."
"He's not eligible to vote. Well, the town watch is too scared of the Goths to keep order, and I don't dare use my own guards for fear of rousing all the Goths against the 'foreigners.' I blackmailed the city fathers into hiring Dagalaif to deputize the other marshals who are not electors as election police. As Nevitta is on our side, I don't know how impartial my friend Dagalaif will be. But it'll save us from a pitched battle, I hope."
"Wonderful, wonderful, Martinus. Don't over-reach yourself; some of the Goths call your electioneering methods newfangled and undignified. I'll ask God to keep a special watch over you and your candidate."
The day before the election, Thiudegiskel showed his political astuteness by throwing a barbecue even bigger than Padway's. Padway, having some mercy on Urias' modest purse, had limited his party to the electors. Thiudegiskel, with the wealth of Thiudahad's immense Tuscan estates to draw upon, shot the works. He invited all the electors and their families and friends also.
Padway and Urias and Thomasus, with the former's ward-heelers, the latter's family, and a sizable guard, arrived at the field outside Florence after the festivities had begun. The field was covered with thousands of Goths of all ages, sizes, and sexes, and was noisy with East-German gutturals, the clank of scabbards, and the flop-flop of leather pants.
A Goth bustled up to them with beer suds in his whiskers. "Here, here, what are you people doing? You weren't invited."
"Ni ogs, frijond," said Padway.
"What? You're telling me not to be afraid?" The Goth bristled.
"We aren't even trying to come to your party. We're just having a little picnic of our own. There's no law against picnics, is there?"
"Well—then why all the armament? Looks to me as though you were planning a kidnapping."
"There, there," soothed Padway. "You're wearing a sword, aren't you?"
"But I'm official. I'm one of Willimer's men."
"So are these people our men. Don't worry about us. We'll stay on the other side of the road, if it'll make you happy. Now run along and enjoy your beer."
"Well, don't try anything. We'll be ready for you if you do." The Goth departed, muttering over Padway's logic.
Padway's party made themselves comfortable across the road, ignoring the hostile glares from Thiudegiskel's partisans. Padway himself sprawled on the grass, eating little and watching the barbecue through narrowed eyes.
Thomasus said: "Most excellent General Urias, that look tells me our friend Martinus is planning something particularly hellish."
Thiudegiskel and some of his gang mounted the speakers' stand. Willimer introduced the candidate with commendable brevity. Then Thiudegiskel began to speak. Padway hushed his own party and strained his ears. Even so, with so many people, few of them completely silent, between him and the speaker, he missed a lot of Thiudegiskel's shrill Gothic. Thiudegiskel appeared to be bragging as usual about his own wonderful character. But, to Padway's consternation, his audience ate it up. And they howled with laughter at the speaker's rough and ready humor.
"—and did you know, friends, that General Urias was twelve years old before his poor mother could train him not to wet his bed? It's a fact. That's one thing about me; I never exaggerate. Of course you couldn't exaggerate Urias' peculiarities. For instance, the first time he called on a girl—"
Urias was seldom angry, but Padway could see the young general was rapidly approaching incandescence. He'd have to think of something quickly, or there would be a battle.
His eye fell on Ajax and Ajax's family. The slave's eldest child was a chocolate-colored, frizzy-haired boy of ten.
Padway asked: "Does anybody know whether Thiudegiskel's married?"
"Yes," replied Urias. "The swine was married just before he left for Calabria. Nice girl, too; a cousin of Willimer."
"Hm-m-m, Say, Ajax, does that oldest boy of yours speak any Gothic?"
"Why no, my lord, why should he?"
"What's his name?"
"Priam."
"Priam, would you like to earn a couple of sesterces, all your own?"
The boy jumped up and bowed. Padway found such a servile gesture in a child vaguely repulsive. Must do something about slavery some day, he thought. "Yes, my lord," squeaked the boy.
" 'Can you say the word 'atta'? That's Gothic for 'father.' "
Priam dutifully said: "Atta. Now where are my sesterces, my lord?"
"Not so fast, Priam. That's just the beginning of the job. You practice saying 'atta' for a while."
Padway stood up and peered at the field. He called softly: "Hai, Dagalaif!"
The marshal detached himself from the crowd and came over. "Hails, Martinus! what can I do for you?"
Padway whispered his instructions.
Then he said to Priam: "You see the man in the red cloak on the stand, the one who is talking? Well, you're to go over there and climb up on the stand, and say 'atta' to him. Loudly, so everybody can hear. Say it a lot of times, until something happens. Then you run back here."
Priam frowned in concentration. "But the man isn't my father! This is my father!" He pointed to Ajax.
"I know. But you do as I say if you want your money. Can you remember your instructions?"
So Priam trailed off through the crowd of Goths with Dagalaif at his heels. They were lost to Padway's sight for a few minutes, while Thiudegiskel shrilled on. Then the little Negro's form appeared on the stand, boosted up by Dagalaif's strong arms. Padway clearly heard the childish cry of "Atta!"
Thiudegiskel stopped in the middle of a sentence. Priam repeated: "Atta! Atta!"
"He seems to know you!" shouted a voice down front.
Thiudegiskel stood silent, scowling and turning red. A low mutter of laughter ran through the Goths and swelled to a roar.