Gales of choking, coughing, knee-slapping laughter followed.
John shook his head. “Is there anything worse than listening to a couple of wasted potheads thinking they’re being funny when you’re stone-cold sober?”
“And how would you know?” Phil asked. “You’re not stone-cold sober.”
Phil, far more of a free spirit than John, had gotten into more than one argument with him over the pros and cons of marijuana usage, and whether or not it was really more of a health and social menace than alcohol, and so on, and for a moment Gideon thought that this was going to be another one of them. But John was feeling too mellow to bite. Instead he sipped again and nodded gravely.
“This is true,” he allowed.
The wind changed slightly so that both the smoke and the noise drifted off in another direction, and the three men sat peaceably and companionably drinking their aguardiente. A few minutes passed before Phil spoke again.
“I know we’ve been through this a gazillion times, but when it comes down to it, I just can’t make any sense of what happened today.”
“I think we’re all in pretty good agreement about that,” John said.
“Yeah, but nothing makes sense. I can’t come up with a single scenario that works. How could anybody out there know ahead of time we’d be close enough to shore for a spear to reach? He couldn’t. So what are we left with, some guy who just happens to be carrying around a shotgun lance, which just happens to have a fake shrunken head attached to it, and who just happens to be standing around right next to the river, wondering what to do with it, when, what do you know, along comes-”
“I’d like to put forward an alternative supposition,” Gideon said.
“Oh boy,” John said, “watch out. When he starts talking like that, it means things are gonna get complicated.”
“No, they’ll get simplified. Look, why are we so sure the lance was thrown from shore? Couldn’t somebody on the boat have done it?”
Like fans at a tennis match, their heads swiveled in his direction. “Somebody on the boat…?” Phil repeated.
“Sure. Come on down, let me show you.”
John was inclined to stay where he was and let Gideon’s alternative supposition wait till morning, but the others prevailed upon him and got him, complaining affably, out of his chair. On the lower deck, Gideon stood them in front of the bar’s Dutch doors, just where Scofield had been when the lance smashed through the window.
“Now. John, you and I were sitting right over there, up against the railing on the other side, watching the dolphins, right?”
A nod from John.
“Vargas was behind us, also looking at them. And Scofield was standing right here, doing the same. All of us with our eyes focused on where the fish were jumping around-”
“Dolphins,” Phil stated, “are not fish.”
“Even I know that,” commented John.
“Pardon me,” Gideon said, “where the cetaceans were jumping around. Okay, everybody’s eyes were on them, and the lance comes crashing into the window from behind us.”
“Where the shore happens to be,” John said, “only sixty or seventy feet away at the time.”
“True, but the starboard deck was right here, three feet away. My question is, why couldn’t someone have come up along the deck from the front of the ship – maybe coming out the side door of the dining room – flung the lance through the side window, and then run back into the dining room and out of sight, then left later? If the door was open, he’d have been back through it in two seconds.”
“Because Scofield would have seen him,” Phil said. “All he had to do was turn his head.”
“Is that so? Go ahead, turn your head.”
Phil turned to his right. “Oh. I see what you mean. The corner of the dining room blocks the view forward.”
“Yeah,” John said, “I see how that could be, but how could he miss Scofield with that thing from two feet away? He’d have to be blind.”
“Ah,” said Gideon. “Maybe he didn’t miss, maybe he accomplished what he was trying to do.”
“Well, if what he was trying to do was scare the shit out of him, he accomplished it, all right.”
“But that’s exactly what I’m getting at. I think maybe somebody’s playing games with Scofield.”
Phil looked from Gideon to John and scratched at his scraggly chin. “I have to admit, that sounds a lot more plausible than some ticked-off Chayacuro warrior who’s been standing there with his spear for thirty years, waiting for him to come back.”
“And what about the spider?” Gideon said. “That fits too. Someone having a little fun at the big man’s expense, cutting him down to size.”
“It was Tim that went to get the bag with the spider in it,” Phil observed thoughtfully. “So does that make him the someone, in your opinion?”
“No, the bag was in one of the luggage rooms. No lock. Anyone could have put it there.”
“But how would he know Arden would open it up?”
“He’d know he’d open it sometime.”
“Yeah,” John said, “but how long could a spider stay alive in there?”
“Long enough to last the trip, that’s for sure.”
“Well, okay, then, it’s possible. But it wasn’t poisonous, so what’s the point?”
“That is the point. Pay attention, John. If what I’m saying is right, they’re not trying to kill him; they just want to frighten him, or maybe make him look ridiculous.”
“But why?” Phil asked. “And who? Whom. Who.”
Gideon shrugged. “No idea.”
“In that case, let’s go look at the stars some more,” Phil said. “Maybe it’ll come to us. And be careful, you guys, we’re more buzzed than you think, and there’s no railing up there.”
John was shaking his head. “I don’t know about all this, Doc,” he said as they started back. “It sounds kind of crazy to me. That’s taking a lot of risks just to make Scofield look silly.”
“They don’t like the guy, you pointed that out yourself.”
John acknowledged this with a tip of his chin. “Yeah, well, that’s so. Okay, it’s possible, but that’s all. At this point it’s just a theory.”
“Correct, only it’s not even a theory. It’s not even a hypothesis. It’s what I said, a supposition, an inferential conclusion not based on anything close to adequate substantiation, empirical or otherwise. But it’s certainly worth considering.”
John sighed, as he often did when Gideon got professorial with him. “Well, whatever the hell it is, are you gonna mention it to Scofield?”
“That’s a good question and, you know, I’m not sure. Probably not, I’d say. First off, it is just a supposition. Besides, it’s pretty clear he and his people – Tim, Maggie, Mel… even Duayne – have some not-so-great vibes going on between them, so why should I want to stir things up any more? He’s obviously paranoid when it comes to the Indians. Do I want to make him paranoid about the people he works with? I think maybe I’ll just let it go – unless something else happens, and then I think I owe it to him to tell him.”
Phil nodded. “I agree with that. And anyway, assuming you’re right about what’s going on, I’m betting that’s it; it’s over and done with. Whoever it is made his point. If he’s trying to scare Scofield, or bring him down a few notches, how could he do any better than he did today?”
“Well, I think you should tell him, Doc,” John said as they mounted the steps. “I think you owe it to him.”
“Maybe I will, John. I haven’t really decided. Let’s see what he’s like when he comes out of his room tomorrow.”
“ If he comes out of his room,” Phil said. “I wouldn’t be surprised if he doesn’t, or at least doesn’t show himself out on deck in the open anymore. Or if he does, I’m betting at least he finds some excuse for not getting out and going on any of the treks, even on the other side of the river.”
“Nope,” said John. “This is a guy who cares too much about how he comes off to other people to do that. No, I think Maggie and the rest of them are wrong. I think he’ll come up with some excuse – nothing to do with what happened, of course – for calling the whole thing off and turning the ship around. No, on second thought, he’ll probably get Vargas to come up with an excuse, engine trouble or something.”