Mato Takoza said, "I wish I could read. Miss Jasmine, that was her real name, left heaps of books under her bed and it's been lonely, lonely, since she never came back from town last winter."
Longarm thought about that as he ate. He hadn't known he was this hungry, and her scrambled eggs with onion grass would have tasted swell if he hadn't been. Her coffee was grand too when she poured it to go with their dessert of only slightly stale fruit cake. When he asked if it was store-bought, she fluttered her lashes and modestly allowed she'd learned to cook Wasichu-style sometime back. She might have taken it wrong if he'd pointed out she was still Indian enough to know about onion grass. She might have learned that from some settler gal in any case. All country folks tended to learn what grew tasty, for free, wherever they might wind up. A heap of what folks back East took for old-fashioned American cooking had been invented by Indians.
In the meantime Billy Vail hadn't sent a senior deputy all this way to search for lost, strayed, or stolen colored ladies. But after his worried young hostess brought up that part about the telegraph office again, he said, "I'll ask if they recall your Miss Jasmine at the Western Union in New Ulm. I got to ask 'em about other folks who may or may not be getting wired money orders fairly regular, and how many colored ladies by any name do you reckon they've sent lots of wires for as well?"
As he washed down some fruit cake, Mato Takoza recalled the Bee Witch had once said she'd hailed from one of the Carolinas. Longarm assured her they'd remember her or not, no matter where she'd come from, adding, "Every railroad town has at least a few colored folks. But I'll be asking about someone they ain't used to seeing around town. How did she get into New Ulm to begin with, by the way? You run her in with that pony cart?"
Mato Takoza shook her head and explained the Bee Witch had her own riding pony, or had had one leastways. She'd already asked in town about the older woman's pony. Nobody in New Ulm had owned up to having seen it coming in or going out. Longarm agreed that had him stumped. He said, "An old colored lady in touch with kith or kin in other parts could be inspired by a sudden wire to hop a train without dropping a line to an illiterate, no offense. But she'd have had to leave that pony she rode to town with somebody."
"What if she fell in the river, or got murdered along the way?" the younger gal asked, owl-eyed.
Longarm shrugged and said, "Either way, we wind up with a leftover mount. A pony suddenly riderless for any reason would tend to run home to its familiar feed trough left to its druthers. So since it's been gone this long, it's safe to say somebody else has it, with or without the old lady's approval. What did this pony look like and was there anything at all unusual about its saddle or bridle?"
Mato Takoza said, "She rode bareback with a rope bridle, the Indian way. It was an Indian pony she'd traded for honey with one of your own kind who couldn't seem to break it your way. Miss Jasmine knew enough to mount an Indian pony from its right side. It stood about thirteen hands. It was a red and white paint with white mane and tail. It was pretty, and just the right size for a small woman too modest to sit it astride. She called it Mister Jefferson Davis. I don't know why."
Longarm said he did. He had no call to make a written note of a description so simple. As he'd told her, folks in town would remember or they wouldn't. He wasn't unkind enough to say his own boss hardly expected him to dig any deeper than a few routine questions when it hardly seemed likely anyone had paid for a jar of honey with a hundred-dollar treasury note.
That reminded him of more suspicious folks out this way and so, as she refilled his cup and allowed she didn't mind if he smoked, Longarm asked her what she knew about that other Santee lady, Tatowiyeh Wachipi Chambrun.
The younger and prettier Santee made a wry face and told him, "She says she is related to Wamni Tanka. Maybe she is. Or maybe she is long joking, the way my mother and I used to around Redwood Falls."
Longarm wasn't certain he followed her drift. As he rose to pad over to his dangling vest for a damp cheroot and those hopefully waterproof matches, he cautiously asked, "Might this long joke involve folks pretending to be what they ain't?"
She nodded innocently and said, "It is not hard for Absaroka to pass for their Oglala enemies, and a lot safer when they are outnumbered. At the Greasy Grass fight some of Custer's Absaroka scouts saved themselves by throwing off their blue coats and playing the long joke. Nobody knows why a band of Ree told everyone they were Pawnee for many years, many. But they did, and those two nations don't get along much better than Santee and Ojibwa!"
Longarm came back to the table and sat down to light up as he said he saw why they called it a long joke. She marveled at his waxy Mexican matches, and he said he had more he could leave her in his saddlebags. Then he asked what point there might be in a lady from another nation trying to pass herself off as Santee on the old Santee killing grounds.
When the admitted Santee looked puzzled, Longarm explained. "You just said you and your late momma had to say you were Chippewa to get around old grudges left over from all that bloodshed back in '62. So why would anyone who wasn't a true Santee brag on being a Santee in a neck of the woods where Santee still ain't all that popular?"
The Santee breed said she didn't know. Longarm said it made little sense to him either, but might be worth checking once he got back to New Ulm.
She asked when he meant to ride on. Longarm glanced at his hung-up duds and decided, "Not too sudden, at the rate that tweed's drying out despite your swell stove. It's already getting late and to tell the truth, I ain't too sure of my welcome once I do ride in, early or late. I don't suppose I could impose on you further by just bedding down out here for the night?"
She sucked in her breath and really looked flustered. He started to assure her he meant he'd noticed they had at least two beds in as many separate rooms. But then she came around to his side of the table to grab hold of his head by both ears and bury his face against her heaving marshmallow breasts, sobbing that she'd been so afraid he was never going to ask. So he just scooped her up and carried her in where he'd noticed the biggest bed. When she giggled and said her room was the one next door, he said he didn't care and just lowered her down to shuck his blanket, lift the hem of her shift, and lower his naked hips into the soft love saddle formed by her welcoming tawny thighs. When she giggled and asked him if he really thought he needed that derringer in his own fist, he shoved it under the head of their mattress and murmured, "Not hardly, but remind me to haul up that old plank and fetch both my saddle and six-gun back here once we've, ah, got more relaxed."
As she felt him entering her, Mato Takoza gasped, "Oh, hinhey! You call what you are doing to me relaxing? What do you and your Wasichu girls do for excitement? Not so fast yet! You're so hanska, and it has been many moons since the last time I did this with a boy much smaller, in every way!"
So Longarm slowed down and thrust less than he really wanted to, marveling at the surprising ripples of her almost too-tight but responsive love maw. It was her own idea to wrap her short muscular legs around his waist and hug him closer for some kissing she'd never learned off any Indian boys. Few regular Americans French-kissed with that much abandon as they tried to bust a man's spine with a leg-hug and literally sucked on his old organ-grinder with their smooth wet innards. So Longarm assumed she was warmed up enough for more serious action, and he knew he was right when she flung all her limbs to the four corners of the universe and war-whooped, "Hokahey! Iyoptey! Why are you holding back? Don't you like me, you big sissy?"