I allowed myself a wry smile at Kaine’s dramatic fall but felt sorry for the officers who had had to face the Questing Beast. I walked through to the kitchen. Pickwick looked at me and then at her empty supper dish with an accusing air.
‘Sorry,’ I muttered as I poured her some dried fruit.
‘How’s the egg?’
‘Plock-plock,’ said Pickwick.
‘Well,’ I replied, ‘suit yourself. I only asked.’
I made another cup of tea and sat down to have a think. Dad had said the world was going to end this evening but whether that was really going to happen or not, I had no idea. As for me, I was wanted by SpecOps and Goliath; I was going to have to either outwit them or lie very low for a long time. I spent most of the day pacing my apartment, trying to figure out the best course of action. I wrote out my account of what had happened and hid it behind the fridge, just in case. I expected Dad to turn up but the hours ticked by and everything carried on as normal. The Goliath and SpecOps vehicles were relieved by two others at midday, and as dusk drew on I became more desperate. I couldn’t stay trapped inside my own apartment for ever. Bowden and Joffy I could trust—and perhaps Miles, too. I elected to sneak out and use a public phone box to call Bowden, and was just about to open the door when someone pressed the intercom buzzer downstairs. I quickly ducked out of my apartment and started to run down the staircase. If I reached the bottom and made my way out through the service entrance I might be able to slip away. Then, disaster. One of the tenants was about to leave at that precise moment and opened the door for whoever it was. I heard a brusque voice.
‘Here for Miss Next—SpecOps.’
I cursed Mrs Scroggins as she replied:
‘Fourth floor, second on the left!’
The fire escape was out front in full view of SpecOps and Goliath, so I ran all the way back upstairs to my flat, only to find that in my hurry I had locked myself out. There was nowhere to hide except behind a potted rubber plant about seven sizes too small, so I pushed open the letterbox and hissed:
‘Pickwick!’
She wandered out into the hall from the living room and stared at me, head cocked on one side.
‘Good. Now listen. I know that Landen said you were really bright and if you don’t do this I’m going to be looped and you’re going to be put in a zoo. Now, I need you to find my keys.’
Pickwick stared at me dubiously, took two steps closer and then relaxed and plocked a bit.
‘Yes, yes, it’s me. All the marshmallows you can eat, Pickers, but I need my keys. My keys.’
Pickwick obediently stood on one leg.
‘Shit,’ I muttered.
‘Ah, Next!’ said a voice behind me. I rested my head against the door and let the letterbox snap shut.
‘Hello, Cordelia,’ I said softly without turning round.
‘Well, you have been giving us the runaround, haven’t you?’
I paused, turned and stood up. But Cordelia wasn’t with any other SpecOps types—she was with a man and his young daughter, the winners of her competition. Perhaps things were not quite as bad as I thought. I put my arm around her shoulder and walked her out of earshot.
‘Cordelia—’
‘Dilly.’
‘Dilly—’
‘Yes, Thurs?’
‘What’s the word over at SpecOps?’
‘Well, darling,’ answered Cordelia, ‘the order for your arrest is still only within SpecOps—Flanker is hoping you’ll give yourself up. Goliath are telling anyone who will listen that you stole some highly sensitive industrial secrets.’
‘It’s all bullshit, Cordelia.’
‘I know that, Thursday. But I’ve a job to do—are you going to meet my people now?’
I agreed, and we returned to where the two of them were looking at a brochure for the Gravitube.
‘Thursday Next, this is David Graham and his daughter, Molly.’
I shook hands with David; Molly stared at me dubiously from behind his leg, clutching a soft toy.
‘I’d invite you in for a coffee,’ I explained, ‘but I’ve locked myself out.’
David rummaged in his pocket and produced a set of keys.
‘Are these yours? I found them on the path outside.’
‘I don’t think that’s very likely.’
But they were my keys—a set I had lost a few days earlier. I unlocked the door.
‘Come on in. That’s Pickwick. Stay away from the windows; there are a few people I don’t want to meet outside.’
They shut the door behind them. Molly, overcoming her initial shyness, stared at Pickwick, who stared back.
‘Plock,’ said Pickwick.
‘Dodo,’ said Molly.
Pickwick grasped Molly by the cuff and led her into the kitchen to show off her egg.
‘What do you do, David?’ I asked as I looked out of the kitchen window. I needn’t have worried; the two cars and their occupants were in the same place.
‘I’m a fund-raiser,’ he replied. ‘I’ve wanted to meet you for some time.’
‘Why?’
He shrugged.
‘Dunno. Interested to see the sort of person who can travel around in books, I guess.’
‘Ah,’ I replied absently, pausing to consider just how wholly unlikely it was that Cordelia’s guest had found my keys when other passing residents had missed them.
‘Can I ask you a question, Miss Next?’ asked David.
‘Call me Thursday. Hang on a minute.’
I nipped into the living room to fetch the entroposcope and shook it as I walked back in.
‘Well, Thursday,’ continued David, ‘I was wondering—’
‘Shit!’ I exclaimed, looking at the swirling pattern within the rice and lentils. ‘It’s happening again!’
‘Your dodo says she’s hungry,’ observed Molly.
‘It’s a scam for a marshmallow. Cordelia, would you give Molly a marshmallow to feed to Pickwick? They’re on top of the fridge.’
Cordelia put down her bag and reached up for the glass jar.
‘Sorry, David, you were saying?’
‘Here it is. How did—’
But I wasn’t listening. There was someone sitting on the wall at the entrance to the apartment block. She was in her mid-twenties, dressed in slightly garish clothes and was reading a fashion magazine.
‘Aornis?’ I whispered. ‘Can you hear me?’
The figure turned to look at me as I said the words and my scalp prickled. It was her, no doubt about it. She smiled, waved and pointed to her watch.
‘It’s her,’ I mumbled. ‘Goddamned sonofabitch—it’s her!’
‘—and that’s my question,’ concluded David.
‘I’m sorry, David, I wasn’t listening.’
I shook the entroposcope but the pulses were no more patterned than before—whatever the danger was, we weren’t quite there yet.
‘You had a question, David?’
‘Yes,’ he said, slightly annoyed, ‘I was wondering—’
‘Look out!’ I shouted, but it was too late. The glass marshmallow jar had slipped from Cordelia’s grasp and fell heavily on the worktop—right on top of the small evidence bag full of the pink goo from beyond the end of the world. The jar didn’t break, but the bag did, and Cordelia, myself and David were sprayed in gooey slime. David got the worst of it—a huge gob went right in his face.
‘Ugh!’
‘Here,’ I said, handing him a Seven Wonders of Swindon tea towel, ‘use this.’
‘What is that gick?’ asked Cordelia, dabbing at her clothes with a damp cloth.
‘I wish I knew.’
But David licked his lips and said: