“I thought your fans were too busy kissing their Seaside pillowcases to travel all the way to Rhode Island,” Janelle teased.
“Go ahead and laugh, Janelle. I’m laughing all the way to the bank.”
“Pillowcases?” I questioned. I had no idea what she was talking about.
“And bed sheets! Now girls all around the globe can sleep with Charles at night!” Janelle laughed.
“I dry humped my Charles pillow just last night,” Nick chortled, making obscene gestures.
Ryan threw the champagne cork at him. I gathered Ryan didn’t like that last dig, because Ryan threw the cork with some force. Nick flinched
away, smiling.
“I used the real Ryan Christensen as a sex toy last night,” I whispered in Ryan’s direction, trying to keep him in a good mood.
Ryan gave me a high-five and winked at me. “Damn straight! And then I sprayed you with my personal scent to keep the other animals away!”
Our limo drove past the main entrance to the arena, but the driver didn’t stop. Maybe he didn’t know where to drop us? We ended up stopping in
the back of the arena near a few large buses. The driver opened Ryan’s door and we headed towards a private entrance. Ryan took me by the
hand; I drew in a deep breath and followed him towards the back door. Ryan Christensen would never again enter through the front doors of any
place like a regular person.
Two arena employees were waiting for us, obviously aware that we were coming. We were escorted into an elevator that took us to the upper
deck where all the private suites were located.
“Whose suite is this?” Nick asked.
“The bank I deal with has it rented for the season,” Ryan answered. “They gave up four of their tickets for us, but we won’t be alone. There are
eight other tickets for this suite. All these suites are completely booked. This is as private as I could get.” I watched as he rubbed his forehead.
“So we’re party crashing? That’s cool.” Nick belched and cracked open a beer.
The suite was fully stocked with beer and wine and there was a hot buffet of food already laid out on a long table. Ryan and Nick dove right in,
helping themselves to the assortment of food and snacks. The two brothers were already partially drunk and I was glad that Ryan was getting some
food in his stomach.
I looked out the large glass window that overlooked the arena. On the other side of the glass were twelve private seats. I knew where I was
going to be sitting during this game!
The suite door opened, causing a flash of light to reflect off of the window. I instinctively turned around to see who was entering. What a big
mistake that was.
Four young, giggling girls came through the door. They just about burst out into hysterics when they saw Ryan Christensen was truly in the suite.
My eyes quickly flashed over to Ryan; I noticed he stopped chewing the wad of food that was crammed in his mouth for a brief second while his lips
pursed together in annoyance.
Janelle subtly elbowed me and we both chuckled lightly. The girls were all decked out in short skirts and low cut tops. One even had her copy of
Seaside in hand. Ryan quickly darted away from the buffet table and positioned himself between Nick and me. No matter where we went Ryan
could not escape his fans.
The following afternoon, Ryan’s family gathered in the kitchen, readying Thanksgiving dinner.
“Honey, where do you want me to set this?” Bill asked. He was lifting the enormous turkey out of the oven.
I turned around to see what he was referring to.
Ellen pointed to an obvious empty space on the stove, slightly irritated that she had to give him direction.
Memories of my dad asking my mom the same question flashed in my mind. My dad was helpless too. I returned my attention back to scooping
sweet potatoes into a serving bowl. Janelle was softly humming songs to herself while she set the dinner table.
“Hey, Honey... where is Sarah’s bottle?” Nick yelled from the brown recliner in the family room.
When Nick yelled, I instinctively looked over. His voice sounded so much like Ryan’s it was hard to tell the difference.
Ryan came sauntering into the kitchen wearing one of the new pairs of jeans that I got for him. For some reason that thought made me warm
inside. I noticed he was looking around the family room for something.
“Hey, Honey? Do you know where my sneakers are?” Ryan asked, momentarily distracted by the television. My head naturally turned to answer
him.
Instead of replying I broke out in laughter. I held onto the counter as my hilarious internal thoughts cracked me up. Everyone stopped what they
were doing to look at me, wondering just what the heck was wrong with me.
“There are too many honeys in this room!” I breathed out in jest, answering Ryan’s glance. That term of endearment must have been engrained
in all of them. It was also apparent that all the Christensen males were now incapable of independent thought and action.
“Every time someone yells ‘Honey’ I turn around!”
I asked for it. I was bombarded with repeated “Honeys” from all three of them.
Ryan started our first Thanksgiving dinner playfully kicking me under the table. We were both smirking when he slipped his leg under mine so
our legs were resting together.
“Did you guys have fun last night?” Bill asked, passing the bowl of stuffing to me.
I opened my mouth to speak, but Nick was quicker.
“It was all right, up until Ryan’s fans showed up in the suite,” Nick interjected curtly, poking his butter knife at Ryan. “Superstar had to sign his
autograph and pose for pictures and everything with his little girlfriends.” His snide tone was evident. “Ooh, I want a picture. No, pose with me!” Nick
teased in a forced high-pitch voice.
Ryan slapped some mashed potatoes on his plate. The serving spoon clanged loudly when it made contact with the china; the noise made me
flinch. The scowl on Ryan’s face was evident. Instead of Nick being thankful that Ryan provided an entire evening of first class entertainment - free
of charge to him and his wife – he saw the opportunity to give Ryan a cheap shot and took it.
“How the heck did that happen?” Bill questioned. He looked over at Ryan. “I thought you had a private suite?”
Ryan shrugged. “It was a private suite Dad, but there were still eight other ticket holders. One of the girl’s fathers was some senior VP at the
bank that has it rented for the season. She brought friends.”
Bill’s face pulled down in a frown.
“It’s humbling, you know. I mean most actors would kill to have my problems. This is what all actors strive for. A-list movies, A-list parts… not
having to go to audition after audition only to be turned down or passed over. I should count my blessings, after all it is Thanksgiving.” Ryan took a
moment to eat some food.
“Besides, I’m getting used to all of the unwanted attention.” He looked right over at Nick when he said it. “It used to really bother me but I’m
finding that I can just tune it out and ignore it.”
I picked up on his little dig back to his own brother. Sibling rivalry was alive and well right here at this dinner table.
“Fleury made some incredible saves last night and Crosby scored two of the three goals,” I said to their father, hoping to break the tension that
was starting to build between the two brothers. Ryan’s left hand slipped over my shoulder and he smiled at me.
“I’ve been a Pens fan all my life and that was the first time I got to see them play live on home ice. I had so much fun! Thank you again for taking
me,” I gushed, hoping Nick would get the message to appreciate his brother.
“Mom, this turkey is really delicious,” Nick complimented. “Everything is really tasty this year.”
“Don’t thank me, thank your brother,” Ellen stated between bites. She paused to chew.