Gavin covers his mouth with his fist and coughs. “She looks like your ex.”
I perk up, look around, trying to find her. “Who?”
“Sally.”
“No, I know that,” still searching for her. He points down the stairs.
“The bald one. Skirty.”
I sag again. “I don’t see it.”
Gavin waves slowly. “It’s her nose, but also the way she moves. I remember. She moved freely, she had a bounce when she didn’t think anyone was watching.”
I put my head in my hands. “Unless she was walking with me.”
“Fuck,” he hisses to himself. “What do you want?” He squints, looks away to the south, shakes his head, and takes a long pull from his coffee. He turns back, softens his face, and looks for the right words somewhere above my head. “You were a poor young poet and she was a poor shy girl. It was doomed.” He points down at the women. “You know, don’t get mad, but at first, I thought you were really stretching that Irish thing to get in her pants.” He starts to chuckle to himself. “But then I realized that wasn’t it. You wanna know why?” He seems too pleased with himself to stop.
“Why?” I grunt.
“Well, the last thing that bonnie lass wanted was some broke Irish poet. So, true or not, it was such an ill-conceived and misguided plan or confession or sharing that I found it moving.” He snorts and spills some coffee. The women look back to see if he’s laughing at them. The brown one raises an eyebrow at him and turns away.
He gestures down at her with his cup. “Wee Sally has become emboldened over time.” He checks my face and my posture, then leans my way and whispers, “Look, if you had some dough, would you be like this?”
“Like what?”
“Like what — slumped on the stairs on a beautiful afternoon with nothing but apocalyptic visions in your head. Give them up.” He sighs heavily as though conceding. “We’re a couple of horsemen light now anyway.”
“Sorry.”
He shakes his head, goes to pat my leg, but stops.
“No, I’m sorry about teasing. I shouldn’t. You’ve got pressures I don’t even know about.”
“It’s all right.” I take a last drag, but it’s gone out, and all of a sudden I don’t have any wind.
“No. No. It isn’t. It’s just that I’m coming out of a strange place.”
I nod, though not convincingly.
“Hey, you got time for a story?”
I look across to the Garden. He looks, too. It’s 4:50. I wonder if Gavin will want to walk me to the station to catch the nonexistent bus. I can’t picture myself running or even walking fast for that matter — so ten minutes to Port Authority from here.
“Yeah.”
“Okay, but first, I have a confession. That night I called — I don’t know how I got that number, probably from your wife, which is, now that I think about it, the reason she sounded worried when I called again. I did want to wish you happy birthday, but I also wanted to ask you if I was going crazy.”
He checks to see if I’m listening, seems satisfied, and continues.
“So there was Ricky and there was Mindy. Ricky was my roommate. The first morning I woke up to him standing in the middle of the room, eating a banana. They had me on a frightful amount of Librium, so I questioned what I was seeing: He finishes it, goes to his drawer, gets out an aerosol can of Raid, holds the peel out, sprays it, then puts them both away in the drawer.
“So then I’m in and out of time. The next thing I remember is finding a copy of The Souls of Black Folk in my bag. I must have clipped it from your place. I felt so stupid in that moment because I realized that I’d never read it. And you know, I’ve been to so many detoxes that I decide right there that I’m going to blow off the ‘Keep it simple, stupid’ stuff and shove my head so far up my ass that they’ll have to cut it off to get it out. I tear into DuBois. I’m really loving it. Then I start thinking about you at Harvard, and then me at Harvard, and a few days later I decide to talk about it during group. I look around while I’m telling everybody about you, and I can see that they don’t believe me. And I remember being in detox back when you were in school and telling people about you, and they couldn’t believe that my best friend went to school there. And then later, my classmates wouldn’t believe me when they asked why I was such an old undergrad, that I spent most of my early twenties institutionalized.
“So I give up and say thank you. It’s Mindy’s turn. Ricky had a thing for her — this little blonde chick — heartbreaker. Fifteen. Drying out. Already a veteran trick. So she’s sharing and I’m trying to pay attention, but I really don’t want to: in part because I’m still a little sore, in part because I’m still a bit screwed in the head, but mostly because it’s too awful to watch — a nearly ruined teenage girl. Everyone else is riveted to her, though. And she knows why — she says so: ‘No one really loves me.’ She’s leering out at them like she’s gonna tear their faces off. ‘Girls hate me and I can’t trust guys ‘cause they’re only after’—oh my goodness, and I quote—‘my little pussy.’ So Ricky stops leaning forward at her, snaps upright — and I’ve been living with this guy, listening to him talking in his sleep, his mad mumblings. Anyway, he stammers out, ‘That’s not true!’ And they let him cross talk for some reason. Mindy’s like, ‘You’re full of shit, ya fuckin’ screwhead.’ Calmly — cold. So Ricky points at his heart and moans, ‘No, fuck you. I’m not like that. I don’t care about that stuff. I love you.’ And she turns to him slowly, nodding, looking him right in the eye. She spreads her legs, puckers her butt cheeks and lips, points at her crotch, and hisses, ‘You love this.’ And they go back and forth until he jumps up screaming, ‘I love you! I love you!’”
Gavin makes a fist, holds it in front of his face, and stares at it — wide eyed. “And Ricky balls up his fist, still screaming, ‘I love you! I’ll prove it! I’ll prove it!’ And then bam! Smashes himself right in the face! Bam! Knocks himself back in his chair!” Gavin reenacts the scene, stopping his fist just short of his face but reeling with each pretend blow. “Blam! He goes to stand, but he’s wobbly — Bam! He’s bloody!” Gavin knocks his hat off and his glasses go flying. “Bam! ‘I’ll prove it!’”
He lurches onto his back and pretends to reel. I shake my head, snort, and cover my face as though my nose just dropped off. Gavin stays on his back and snorts, too, which makes me grin and chuckle. He grabs his sides, wheezes, and shrieks. I bury my face in my hands, but I can’t hold it off — the combination of his near hysterics and the recurring image of him knocking himself out play in my head.
“Hey, man,” he wheezes groovily, like he’s stoned. I blindly slap at him, but he won’t stop. “Remember when I called you from that public joint in Waltham and I thought the doctors had turned me into a donkey?”
I let out a screeching laugh and wave for him to stop. I take my hands away from my eyes, and wipe the few tears. He smacks my shoulder. “Had to make an ass of myself to get you to quit your moaning — whatever it takes.”
I gesture blindly to him for a cigarette. He gives me one. I exhale to regain my composure, turn, and get a light. He points down at the women. They’ve packed up their picnic. The olive one shoots up a look that I assume to be withering. She nudges her friend with the bag, and they leave.
Gavin wheezes over a drag. “Some things never change.” His face lights up as though he’s just remembered something. “Ricky, oh Ricky. They finally dragged him out of there.”