He nods at me. Yeah, something's going on there, and he's not happy. He gestures at his phone; I yank mine out of my pocket a moment before it signals that I've received a text.
Be careful, Tim's written. They're up to something.
A few more specifics would be helpful.
A hand, a big hand, slaps down on my shoulder and I somehow manage not to yelp.
'Good spot, this,' Kiri Baker says. He's about as broad across as I am tall. He smiles a wide, bright smile. 'Nice.'
I nod my head. 'Yeah.'
'So, you still seeing Mr D for advice?'
'Yeah.'
'He still doing that face thing?'
I nod, and Kiri shivers. 'Fuck, that used to scare the bejesus out of me. Dramatic bloke, isn't he? Gotta have a hobby, I suppose.' He slaps me on the shoulder again and squeezes. 'We southerners have to stick together, eh?'
Hm, that didn't count for much when we had a Schism a couple of months ago.
Kiri sighs. 'It's a shame we'll never have a chance to know what may have come of that.' I turn sharply and look at him. He's grinning. 'Desperate times. Now, I've got to get some of those little sandwiches.' He walks back into the marquee.
What do these people know that I don't?
It's my turn at the podium again. I pull out my PowerPoint; relate all that I know about the Stirrer god. The things that Cerbo has told me, my own experiences. I even mention the visit from the Stirrer that inhabited Lissa, suggesting that Stirrers may not be as unified as we once thought.
I cannot feel any heartbeats, which is a blessed relief. Must be the storm. I look at the eleven RMs before me. They may be my people now, but I can't show any weakness. My only strength, Mr D reckons, is that none of them is likely to remember what it was like to be new to the job. They expect a higher level of knowledge than I have.
Huff and bluff, I think to myself. If there's anything I'm good at it's bullshit.
'We have to do something,' I say.
'But what?' Charlie Top asks. 'My resources are stretched as they are, particularly now that I'm shackled to South Africa, too. Do you not know how many wars my poor Pomps are working? Will you give me more crew to work them?' He looks over at Suzanne. 'Not that it matters,' he says under his breath, and makes a show of looking at his watch.
'I don't have any to give,' I say. Everyone laughs at that, and I fail to see the joke.
'Exactly,' Charlie says. 'You developed world RMs never have anything to give. We're all part of Mortmax and yet what do you all do? Cut back our supplies or provide them with so many conditions that -'
'It's not the time to discuss this,' Kiri breaks in. 'We have deeper issues at stake. Rillman has killed an RM. Mortmax's thorn has grown thornier. We all felt it, we've all borne that new burden.'
'Which is why de Selby must know these things,' Charlie says. 'Why he must understand the issues of our regions before it's too late.'
'It's what I'm after,' I say. 'A unified approach to dealing with this problem.'
'Yes, but what you don't understand, Mr de Selby, is that the threat Rillman offers is more immediate,' Anna Kranski says.
'How can it be more immediate than this?' I slam my hand on the projector and the inky black illustration of the Stirrer god that covers the far wall shakes. 'It's coming. And it's getting faster and hungrier and more powerful.'
'We have months, if not years, to resolve that issue. Well, you will,' Charlie says. 'Perhaps you might want to work out how to use PowerPoint, too. All those transitions!'
My jaw drops. 'I thought the transitions worked very well.'
Charlie Top snorts. 'In my experience things aren't ever as neat.'
'And what exactly is your experience?' I demand.
'I was old before you were born.'
'Ha! What's a few centuries?' I say.
'Actually, Mr de Selby, a few millennia.'
'Well, I've yet to see the wisdom of them.' I close the PowerPoint presentation. 'We know so little, because we share so little. We have to be united. We have to be because there is no one else but us.'
Charlie looks over at Suzanne, and smiles sombrely. 'He may just be ready.'
What the fuck is he talking about? And what the fuck have all those veiled comments been about? I get the feeling I'm about to find out.
Kiri whistles and jabs a thumb towards the doorway. 'There's one motherfucker of a storm coming.'
Wind shakes the marquee like some curious, angry giant. Then the tent is gone, hurled into the air, and I'm having some sort of Dorothy Gale moment. Lightning dances across the river, spanning the water at some points so that it looks like a bridge of flame. And at its heart is a figure, grinding two knives together. Around him stand half a dozen Stirrers, their arms tattooed with a familiar pattern, their hair writhing with esoteric energies.
Sensing the threat, my sparrows and crows swarm, but they can't draw close. The moment they do, lightning blasts them out of existence.
Suzanne grabs my hand. 'This is it, Steven. I'm sorry it's all going to rest on your shoulders.'
'What the hell are you talking about?'
'You never were the brightest one, were you? Just look after Faber for me. He has always been such a loyal Ankou.' She grabs my face, kisses me once on the cheek, and then the lips, the latter a lingering thing that possesses a surprising tenderness. 'Pity, I think I would have enjoyed getting to know you better.'
They can't be serious. They can't leave all this to me! I didn't even want to be RM, and I certainly don't want to run all of Mortmax Industries. I can't.
The other RMs surround us. I remember them circling me while I fought Morrigan in the Negotiation, with all that hunger in their eyes. There's none of that rapacity now, just a grim fear. These Deaths are going to face their own mortality. They've forgotten what that is like, and now it's time to die. But for me, it's all too familiar.
It's one thing to serve it out, to be the creeping replication of cancer cells, the rupturing or blockages that halt a heart, or the shriek of metal against metal and the burn of petrol waiting to ignite on a highway. But it's an altogether different thing to be on the receiving end.
'We've been working hard to bring Rillman out into the open. The man has been actively lobbying against us in various parliaments for a long time. And he can be extremely persuasive, as you would expect from a man who came back from the dead. We never though he'd get his hands on the knives so swiftly. Steven, you have proven a remarkable accelerant.'
'Yeah, people say that about me.'
Suzanne ignores me. 'You were the perfect bait though; imagine, an RM who had also completed a successful Orpheus Manoeuvre. How could Rillman ever resist that? I'm sorry about what he did to you.'
'And Lissa? Walking in on you – me…?'
'We needed Lissa out of the way. She was in too much danger, and if anything happened to her, we know how that might affect someone at the stage you are in of your career. The last thing we wanted was a rogue RM. I must apologise for that. It was my idea. I sent one of my own Pomps to the Princess Alexandra so that she'd come home. You were set up again.'
'Again?'
'Well, Morrigan did it so successfully. We thought we could as well.'
'Successfully? Look how that ended up.'
'Hm, well, there's a theory that bait is best when it doesn't realise just what it is. Even Mr D agreed on this. Why do you think we allowed you to have him as a mentor? You are the first RM in the history of the Orcus to have such a guide!'
Mr D was in on this, too? I thought we'd reached a nice balance of trust and untrust, and now…
'Who else knew about it? Tim?'
'Tim's canny, but no. He does now. All the Ankous do. He loves you too much to keep something like that quiet. Steven, people love you, despite you making it so hard for them. They really do.'