After a while we agreed it was time to leave. Connie didn't suggest I accompany her home, nor did I. Before we separated, we stood alongside her car locked in a tight embrace. There was nothing passionate about it. It was the trembling hug of two mourners surviving in a world that sometimes seems too cruel to be endured.
15
I awoke on Saturday and discovered my morosity had evaporated with the morning sun. What a relief that was! I don't mean to suggest I had totally forgotten Marcia Hawkin-I am not the froth-head my father seems to believe-but now I was able to accept her tragedy without reviling the human race or cursing fate.
The new day helped, of course. The sky was lucent, a sweet sea breeze billowed our curtains, the birds and my mother were twittering and, all in all, it seemed a lucky gift to be animate. I celebrated by eating eight blueberry pancakes-count 'em: eight!-at breakfast.
Then father departed for his customary Saturday morning foursome at his club, mother and Ursi went grocery shopping in our old Ford station wagon, and Jamie Olson disappeared somewhere on the grounds, muttering about the depredations of a rogue opossum he was determined to slay. And so I had the McNally manse to myself.
I went into my father's study and sat in his chair behind his desk. Anyone spotting me there might have thought I was contemplating a regicide so I could inherit the throne. Actually, all I wanted to do was use His Majesty's telephone directory. I phoned Lolly Spindrift's newspaper, knowing he worked Saturdays to meet his deadline for the Sunday edition.
"Lol?" I said. "Archy McNally here."
"Can't talk," he said shortly. "Busy."
"Too bad," I said. "And I have something so choice."
"Never too busy to chat," he said merrily. "What have you got for me, darling?"
"What are you working on?" I temporized. "Marcia Hawkin's death?"
"Of course. It's the murder de jour. All of Palm Beach is nattering about it. And now I'll give you a freebie, only because it will be in my column tomorrow morning. Did you know the unfortunate victim had twice attempted suicide?"
"No, I didn't know," I said slowly, "but I can't say I'm surprised. Where did you hear that?"
"Oh please," he said. "You know I protect my sources. Now what do you have for me?"
"I went first last time," I reminded him. "It's your turn."
He sighed. "What a scoundrel you are. Very well, what do you want?"
"About Theodosia Johnson, your Madam X… She's been in Palm Beach about a year. But only recently has she become the one-and-only of Chauncey Smythe-Hersforth. Do you know if she dated other men before meeting Chauncey?"
His laugh was a bellow. "Oh, laddie, laddie," he said, "do you think she sat home knitting antimacassars? Of course she saw other men. A horde. A multitude. Very popular, our Theodosia. I have the names of all her swains in my file and, frankly, sweets, I'm amazed that you're not included."
"I am, too."
"Perhaps it was because her taste seemed to run to older men of wealth. That would remove you from her list of eligibles, would it not?"
"Effectively," I said.
"And now that I've paid my dues," he went on, "what delicacy do you have for me? Tit for tat, you know-although my personal preference is somewhat different."
"I don't know how you can use this, Lol," I said, "but I'm sure you'll find a way. It concerns Hector Johnson, father of the beauteous Theo. He was racked up for securities fraud in Michigan. Spent some time in the local clink, paid a fine, made restitution, and was banned from the securities business for life."
"Love it!" Lolly shrieked. "Just love it! Yes, I expect I shall find an occasion to use that gem one of these days. Ta-ta, luv, and keep in touch."
I sat at father's desk a few moments longer, reflecting on what Spindrift had told me of Theo's social activities prior to her meeting Chauncey. It was easy to believe. A young woman of her multifarious charms would attract scads of beaux: single, married, divorced, or lonely in widowerhood. I was certain she had many opportunities to form a lasting relationship. But she had chosen Chauncey Wilson Smythe-Hersforth. Her selection of that noodle, I thought, was significant.
I had intended to call a few pals and see if anyone was interested in a few sets of tennis or, in lieu of that, driving out to Wellington to watch polo practice while gargling something exotic like a Singapore Sling or a Moscow Mule. But instead I phoned Theodosia Johnson. If my choice was between tennis, polo, or her, it was strictly no contest.
I was hoping Hector wouldn't answer, and he didn't. But when Theo said, "Hello?" her voice had the tone of sackcloth and ashes.
"Archy," I said. "Good lord, you sound low. Anything wrong?"
"A slight disagreement with daddy," she said, "and I'm still seething. But I'll recover. I always do. Archy, I'm so happy you called. I was beginning to think you had forgotten all about me."
"Fat chance," I said. "Theo, how are you, other than suffering from the megrims."
"What are megrims?"
"Low spirits."
"I'm suffering," she admitted. "Cheer me up."
"How about this: I drop by around noonish and we drive down the coast. It's a super day and it would be a shame to waste it. We'll have lunch outside at the Ocean Grand and talk of many things."
"Of shoes-and ships-and sealing wax-" she said.
"Of cabbages-and kings-" I said.
"And why the sea is boiling hot-" she said.
"And whether pigs have wings," I finished, and she laughed delightedly.
"The only poetry I know," she said. "Thank you, Archy; I feel better already. Yes, I accept your kind invitation."
"Splendid. See you at twelve."
I went back upstairs to take off jeans and T-shirt, shower, and don something more suitable for luncheon at the Ocean Grand with a smashing young miss. I settled on a jacket of plummy silk with trousers of taupe gabardine, and a shirt of faded blue chambray. Casual elegance was the goal, of course, and I believe I achieved it.
Then I set out for my luncheon date with Madam X. A duplicitous plot was beginning to take form in that wok I call my brain, and if all went well I intended to start the stir-fry that scintillant afternoon.
I had imagined Theo would wear something bright and summery, but that woman had a talent for surprise. She wore a pantsuit of black linen. No blouse. Her hair was drawn back and tied with a bow of rosy velvet. Very fetching, and I told her so.
"No bra," she said.
"I happened to notice," I said.
She laughed. "Chauncey never would. And if he did, he'd be shocked."
"Surely he's not that much of a prig."
"You have no idea."
Her obvious scorn of her fiance discomfitted me. She could think those things, but wasn't it rather crass to speak of them to others? As I soon learned, she was in a sharp, almost shrewish mood that day.
For instance, as we drove southward along the corniche I remarked, "I had the pleasure of meeting your father's business associate, Reuben Hagler, the other day."
"Rube?" she said offhandedly. "He's a boozer."
It wasn't her judgment that startled me so much as her use of the sobriquet "boozer." She might have said, "He drinks a little too much," but she chose the coarse epithet. It was not the first time I had noticed her fondness for vulgarisms. I hoped, for her sake, that her speech was more ladylike in the presence of Mrs. Gertrude Smythe-Hersforth. That very proper matron, I suspected, would be tempted to put trousers on the legs of a grand piano.
And not only did Theo seem in a perverse humor that afternoon but she made no effort to conceal her lack of restraint.
"You were right," she said. "It's a super day. Why don't we just keep driving."
"Where to?"
"Oh, I don't know. Miami. The Keys. Check into some fleabag hotel for the weekend."