Gritting my teeth, I tried to focus on the spreadsheets again when Esther interrupted. “Look who’s here, boss.” She jerked her thumb toward the door. “The Mod Couple.”
I swiveled my stool to find Daphne Krupa and Susan Chu walking toward me. Given their colleague’s untimely death less than forty-eight hours ago, I would have expected the two young women to be wearing black, but apparently, mourning did not become them.
Garbed again in sixties retro chic, both girls wore shift dresses in dynamic colors. Susan’s was a hot-pink design. She also wore sunglasses with pink frames. Daphne’s print was teal—and she’d swapped her chili-pepper red cat glasses for little round ones with blue frames.
Both dresses displayed plenty of leg, each encased in opaque tights that matched the dress. Their little backpacks matched, too; Daphne’s was over her shoulder, Susan’s strapped to her back.
“Hey, guys,” Daphne said with a chipper wave.
“Remember us from the other night?” Susan called, equally perky.
Tucker and Nancy smiled big. “Hey, there!”
“What’s up?” Esther called flatly.
“Welcome to my Village Blend,” I said. “How are things going? I mean, given Ms. Stone’s death.”
“It’s not so bad today,” Susan said, “although yesterday morning was seriously unpleasant.”
Daphne nodded. “Patrice handled our event planning, so there was a lot of confusion. Aphrodite had to cancel two back-to-back promo events that we had scheduled for last night.”
“But I’m sure Aphrodite was upset, right?” I asked. “I mean, Patrice had been her assistant for a long time. She must have been emotional.”
“Oh right,” Susan said. “We were all very sad.”
Were, I thought. A past tense on grieving already? It sounds like Aphrodite is more broken up about canceling two PR events than the news of her former assistant being bludgeoned and drowned.
“Things are back on track now,” Susan added. “Alicia Bower stepped right in and took control of the schedule for Aphrodite. That woman is a machine!”
“A machine? Really?”
“For sure! She booked out a whole floor at the Topaz and called in staff from our Long Island offices. Aphrodite is really grateful—”
“So, anyway,” Daphne interrupted, “we’re here to tell you that everything’s still on schedule for Sherri Sellars’s big ‘Love Doctor’ yacht party tonight.”
“Yes,” Susan said, switching to a practiced tone of corporate speak. “We’re all very excited about her Smooth Sailings for Couples project! We’re sure your team will do a great job with the beverage service tonight.”
“And at the Garden of Aphrodite grand finale gathering on Saturday,” Daphne added. “Alicia says not to worry about the Mocha Magic samples. She’ll make sure there are plenty at both parties for us to push.”
Yeah, I thought, and given the product’s likely inclusion of a narcotic, “push” is the appropriate term.
“Will there be a public funeral for Patrice?” I asked.
Susan’s corporate grin fell. “Ms. Stone’s body will be laid to rest in Iowa, where her parents live.”
“But Aphrodite is planning a little moment-of-silence thing before the Garden of Aphrodite product pitches kick in,” Daphne said.
“It will be brief. We don’t want to depress anyone.”
Daphne nodded. “‘Getting over’ is good. That’s what Sherri says. And the fastest way to do that is a return to normal.”
“ ‘Normal’ as in we’re back to gofering our buns off,” Susan said. “We’ve had messenger duty all morning. I was uptown then down then east then west!”
“And I just got back from Brooklyn,” Daphne added.
“Where did you go in Brooklyn?” Esther asked. “My boyfriend lives in south Brooklyn.”
“I went to Voss Chocolate.”
“Lucky girl,” Esther replied. “I love that place.”
“It was my first time there. Williamsburg is so cool and artsy. And the shop is awesome. Gudrun Voss makes the chocolate right there on the premises, so it smells amazing. Gudrun even had one of her assistants give me a tour.”
“Your place smells great, too,” Susan told Esther. “Like freshly roasted coffee.”
Daphne’s head bobbed. “And that fireplace looks so cozy and warm.”
“I’ll bet this is the original plank floor, isn’t it?” Susan said.
Daphne pointed. “And those circular wrought-iron stairs are fabulous!”
Esther glanced at me. “Wow. These two could turn the world on with a smile.”
“Hate to disappoint you,” Daphne shot right back. “But the only way I’d throw my Mary Richards cap in the air is if a television network paid me a hundred thou an episode.”
“My kind of girl,” Esther said.
“What’s in your Mocha Diablo?” Susan asked, pointing at the chalkboard.
“Espresso, chocolate sauce, cinnamon, steamed milk, and a devilish pinch of chipotle powder.”
“Yum! I’ll have one.”
“Cappuccino for me,” Daphne said.
“What size?” Esther asked.
“Large, I guess, or...” Daphne stared at the board. “What the heck is a King Kong?”
My cell went off on the counter. I picked it up.
“How are you, Cosi?” Lori Soles began, sounding upbeat.
“Good morning, Detective. Thanks for calling back.”
“I know you’re anxious,” she said. “But I don’t have any news for you.”
Seeing Daphne and Susan staring at me, I lowered my voice and swiveled the stool. “No physical evidence yet?”
“No, but thanks to Ruben Salter, we’ve got a new view from another camera, actually from a neighboring building—”
“Did you get a look at the killer?”
“The high-angle security cam shows the umbrella moving under the podium’s canopy. Two minutes later Patrice Stone’s body plunges into the pool. I say body because the autopsy found no water in the victim’s lungs, which means Stone was dead before she hit the reflection pool.”
“It was the blow to the head that killed her?”
“Two blows. The first from behind, and the second above the left eye when the victim was on the ground.”
The details were grisly enough to make me cringe.
“Hang in there. We’ve got a digital expert working on those recordings. Something will turn up. But listen, I have a question for you.”
“For me?”
“Yeah, we just sent some Nutrition Nation umbrellas to our CSU. They’ll run tests, try to verify whether the heavy handle could have been used as the murder weapon.”
“Did you ask Maya about it?”
“She and her husband admitted to bringing the umbrella, but they couldn’t produce it in the cloakroom. They claimed it was taken.”
Exactly what I thought. Alicia is trying to frame her!
“Anyway,” Lori continued, “you were very helpful with that umbrella angle, and my lieutenant thought you might have some ideas on that note we found in the raincoat pocket—do you remember the word on the note?”
“Laeta?”
“Yes. Have you heard anyone mention it?”
“No. Not yet, but I’ll be sure to let you know if I do.”
“Thanks, Cosi. Got to run now. Talk to you again,” Lori promised, right before the line went dead.
“Are you okay, Ms. Cosi?” Daphne asked as she sipped her cappuccino. “You look kind of pale. Did you get bad news or something?”
“It was a private call.”
“From the police?”
“Excuse me?”
Daphne shrugged. “Sorry to be so nosy, but my boss, Sherri Sellars—she asked me to find out.” She lowered her voice. “At the Mocha Magic party, she saw you come back with those two lady detectives. She said you were pointing people out for the police to speak with, that you were working with them.”
“Well, if you remember, I was the one who found Ms. Stone’s body, so they asked me to help. And I’m pretty sure the police spoke to everyone who attended the party, not just the ones I pointed out—”