The plan was simple: Jesus, Brad, Edith, Painted Turtle and Mason would knock off the Chemical Bank at United Nations' Plaza. They'd be successful and Gianni D'Amico and Joe Valenti would in exchange for heavy bread get Mason his booklet and plastic. Plus: everybody would get a lot of loot — split equally. They'd go separate ways: for safety. But first: in order to get the Hotchkiss — maybe two of ’em — they needed quick, easy money: they'd hit a bodega — a thing Jesus knew how to do — to get cornmeal for the Japanese ninety-twos and, if lucky, even a W two-sixty-three machine pistol. Brad had a misfiring Smith and Wesson twenty-two, Jesus owned an old forty-five with a worn pin. They sat in Edith's place planning the downtown hit. Mason, who owned no gun, pranced back and forth in the room like a torero escaping a bull. Now that Mason had improved the quality of his imagination he enlisted Jesus, impulsively, to test him: good bank robbers had to have incontestable imaginations. Image? So assume a secret plan concealed a design: he had to know the wire-works of it. Jesus said: “Okay. Ready?” “Yeah. City with yellow light on scrapers. Black water beneath iron bridge?” Jesus shook his head. “No.” “Church windows glowing from inside?” “No.” “Hillside with frame houses facing sunset?” “No.” Mason began to feel tense and angry. Jesus, casually sacked out in a beanbag, looked up. “Well?” “A nervous horse being operated on in a veterinary center?” “Wrong again.” “Going downstream on a quiet river surrounded by plush exotic Conrad-trees at dusk under a blue African sky with red clouds?” “Naw — give it one more shot. One more for the imagination!” “Okay. Ah—” but the doorbell rang and they all jumped like wall-wire short-circuiting. They didn't buzz and nobody came up. Mason opened a beer. He figures better with a drink? He puzzles me. If I tie a string to his nervous little finger and connect it to a large C hanging, say, in the sky, then connect the C to Celt and from her stretch it from myself to Mason, then jerk the end of the damn thing — what would happen? Would I get any added up, totalized meaning, plot? Here they go: they, say, strut into the bank: “Motherfucker, open the cash drawer. Give me all the hundreds you have.” No. They gotta be smarter than
that. What if they take along a duffel bag? While Mason and Jesus hold the clerks and guard at gunpoint, Brad could fill the bag going along the counter. Or Jesus could fill. That'd give ‘em a hell of a lot of carrots and potatoes. Of course they'd be putting all their rotten eggs into one basket but what the—. No matter what, they couldn't go in with a stupid sticking hammer nor a rusty cartridge-chamber. Painted Turtle was in the dark bedroom, alone, brooding. Mason went into the kitchen where Edith was boiling gun metal-colored water for her three-minute egg. Still on a diet. They won't let you fuck in films if you get too fat. Jesus started talking excitedly about the old PR who ran the bodega on the corner of Sixth and C. Edith brought out tea and even PT came out for some. Public Enemy used to get high on tea: just drank it hot and got smashed. Only person on earth who got drunk as a skunk on Lipton's. Like Public, he was still doing time, wasn't he. At one point Mason had so little time to do it seemed to him crazy to join Public and the others in a break. But wasn't this yet another kind…? Anyway, Mason threw a Milton Bradley softball against the walclass="underline" surrounded by gentle murderers, cute armed robbers, depressed rapists, big, dark drag-queens, punks, jocks, hit-men, wire-tappers, mass murderers, and generic types who ate razor blades for breakfast and cut vein-lined throats at the frenzied high point of prison sodomy-rape. Mason — who was nervous — had a problem catching the ball on its return. Public was waiting there for an answer. You with us or not? Man or mouse? Bull Moose, who'd casually cut off his woman's head and carried it in a plastic shopping bag over to the East River five years ago, was laughing at Mason's hesitation. Squirrel, a pretty boy, who got gang raped every day, was biting his nails. Grits'd whispered to Mason that morning: “Shotgun's gonna waste you just before the break if you don't.” Just like in the movies: taut social cables between them. These men, dear reader, were not polite beachgoers saying Ouch! to the rocks along the shore near Eze. Mason felt his life about to hit the fan. All because of silly tea. But the break was called off at the last minute because the Governor had gotten wind of it and sent a secret message by way of the warden: “I will shoot to kill.” He might have been drinking tea, too. Who knows. Oh, the woes of a life of crime. Although Mason thought of himself as innocent, a victim, he had not managed to completely erase his memory of his days of catgut-slick petty theft. Listen to this: the fifth floor was dark except for hard light from the street. Swiftly Mason quietly checked all the cash registers: locked locked locked—ah! unlocked. He stood there, tense as a long-legged cowboy badly breaking a broomie. Then: with his upturned index, holding the drawer from its bottom, so as not to leave prints, he gently pulled, hearing the sweet turn of the smooth rollers in their grooves: he lifted the paper money out from under the bars — feeling a kind of bronco-buster's victory over a gut twister. His bad actor was Life-Up-Till-Now. He felt no sympathy for society, folks; didn't feel he was doing anything wrong. Cheated from birth, he reasoned, he was simply a rat stealing a crumb. That sluttish rush of excitement he felt, as he stuffed the loot into his jeans, was hoedown-swoon he could live with. Then Mason went on through the dark before him. Surely there had to be another — greater mistake. That was the thing about it: it got good to you. He woke up often in confinement: drenched in his own bile, sweat, urine. His own hopeless face, mirrored, shared nothing with him. It belonged to another guy he'd never met. Miss Hand and Her Five Daughters were his female companions. The queens and jocks didn't want him — luckily — because he was too old. As I told you, Mason was a reader: he read Verlaine, Oscar Wilde, Chester Himes and Iceberg Slim and Genet and Cassanova and Villon and Cervantes and, draw iron, that victim author of modest rep.