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MY FAVOURITE WIFE
lony Parsons is the author of Man and Boy, winner of the hook of the Year prize, and translated into 38 languages. His ebsequent novels – One For My Baby, Man and Wife, The
Iamily Way and Stories We Could Tell - were all bestsellers.
11( lives in London.
'I lc takes as his specialist subject contemporary emotional issues which almost every other male writer has ignored' Guardian
'Л touching novel . . . full of quiet tenderness and written
h'om the heart'Independent
Tunny, serious, tender and honest… Tony Parsons is writing
the genuine dilemmas of modern life'Sunday Express
'Memorable and poignant – nobody squeezes more genuine
emotion form a scene than Tony Parsons'Spectator
'His stories show all too well how we muddle along in search
of love and fulfilment, and when we fluff it . . . sometimes
that's just because it's easier'Observer
'Parsons poses some interesting questions about love and life
in the modern world, proving once again that he's a writer
with his finger firmly on the pulse'Glamour
'Bursting at the seams with romantic dilemmas, sex and second
wives, this is another triumph for Parsons'Heat
'Tony Parsons is the master of the bittersweet love story' Red
You see, I loved her. It was love at first sight, at last sight, at ever and ever sight.
Lolita
A man with two houses loses his mind. A man with two women loses his soul.
Chinese proverb
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I'.i 11 must have fallen asleep for a moment. He was jolted m. i к с by the limo hitting a pothole and suddenly there was Shanghai. The towers of Pudong split the night. He rubbed Ini eyes, and turned to look at his wife and daughter in the bflcl seat.
I lolly, their four-year-old, was sleeping with her head in I mi mother's lap, blonde curls tumbling across her face, ihissed like some sort of Disney princess. He wasn't sure which one.
She can't be comfortable in that,' he said, keeping his Mine down. Holly had been awake, or sleeping fitfully, for most of the flight.
Hecca, his wife, carefully removed the child's tiara. 'She's fine,' she said.
'foreigners are very jealous they see this,' said the driver, whose name was Tiger. He indicated the Pudong skyline. 'Fifteen year ago – all swampland.' Tiger was young, barely in his twenties, wearing a half-hearted sort of uniform with three gold stripes on his cuff. The young man bobbed his head with emphatic pride. 'New, boss – all new.'
Bill nodded politely. But it wasn't the newness of Shanghai
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that overwhelmed him. It was the sheer scale of the place. They were crossing a river much wider than anything he had expected and on the far side he could see the golden glow of the Bund, the colonial buildings of the pre-war city staring across at Pudong's skyscrapers. Shanghai past facing Shanghai future.
The car came off the bridge and down a ramp, picking up speed as the traffic thinned. Three men, filthy and black, their clothes in tatters, all perched on one ancient bicycle with no lights, slowly wobbled up the ramp towards the oncoming traffic. One was squatting on the handlebars, another was leaning back in the seat and the third was standing up and pumping on the pedals. They visibly shook as the car shot past. Then they were gone.
Neither Becca nor the driver seemed to notice them and it crossed Bill's mind that they had been a vision brought on by the exhaustion and excitement. Three men in rags on a dead bicycle, moving far too slow in the fast lane, and going in completely the wrong direction.
'Daddy?' His daughter was stirring from deep inside her ball gown.
Becca pulled her closer. 'Mummy's here,' she said.
Holly sighed, a four-year-old whose patience was wearing thin.
She kicked the back of the passenger seat.
'I need both of you,' the child said.
Bill let them into the apartment and they gawped at the splendour of it all, like tourists in their own home.
He thought of their Victorian terrace in London, the dark staircase and crumbling bay window and musty basement, holding the dead air of a hundred years. There was nothing shabby and old here. He turned the key and it was like stepping into a new century.
There were gifts waiting for them. A bouquet of white lilies in cellophane. Champagne in a bucket of melted ice. The biggest basket of fruit in the world.
For Bill Holden and family - welcome to Shanghai - from, all your colleagues at Butterfield, Hunt and West.
He picked up the bottle and looked at the shield-shaped label.
Dom Perignon, he thought. Dom Perignon in China.
Bill went to the door of the master bedroom and watched Becca gently getting the sleeping child into her pyjamas. She was quietly snoring.
'Sleeping Beauty,' he smiled.
'She's Belle,' Becca corrected. 'From Beauty and the Beast. You know – like us.'
'You're too hard on yourself, Bee'
Becca eased Holly into her pyjamas. 'She can come in with us tonight,' she whispered. 'In case she wakes up. And doesn't know where she is.'
He nodded, and came over to the bed to kiss his daughter goodnight, feeling a surge of tenderness as his lips brushed her cheek. Then he left Becca to it, and went off to explore the apartment. He was bone tired but very happy, switching lights on and off, playing with the remote of the big plasma TV, opening and shutting cupboards, unable to believe the size of the place, feeling like a lucky man. Even full of the crates they had had shipped ahead from London, the glossy apartment was impressive. Flat 31, Block B, Paradise Mansions, Hongqiao Road, Gubei New Area, Shanghai, People's Republic of China. It was in a different league to anywhere they had ever lived back home.
If they stayed on at the end of his two-year contract then
they were promised a step up the Shanghai property ladder to an ex-pat compound with its own golf course, spa and pool. But Bill liked it here. What could be better than this? He thought of his father and wondered what the old man would say about this place. The old man would go crazy.
The suitcases could wait until tomorrow to be unpacked. He carried the bottle into the kitchen and rummaged around until he found two glasses. When he came back Becca was at the window. 'You should see this,' she said.
Bill handed his wife a glass and looked down ten storeys to the courtyard below. Paradise Mansions was four blocks of flats surrounding a central courtyard. There was a mother-and-child fountain at its centre, lights glinting below the water.
The courtyard was clogged with brand-new cars, their engines purring. BMWs, Audis, Mercs, the odd Porsche Boxster and two 911s. At the wheel, or lounging by the open driver's door, were sleek-looking Chinese men. They looked as if they came from a different world to the three men on the bicycle. The porter was moving between the cars, gesturing, trying to regain control. Nobody seemed to be taking any notice of him.
'Because it's Saturday night,' Bill said, sipping his champagne.
'That's not it,' Becca said. 'Cheers.' They clinked glasses and she nodded at the window. 'Watch.'