I had hoped he had forgotten, but then, this adventure was not being typified by its phenomenally good luck.
We picked our way across Veygus, occasionally stopping people to ask directions, and arrived at last outside the dwelling of the town magician. It was an unimposing structure, barely inside the eastern limits of the city, and exuded an intriguing array of aromas.
"Not much of a hangout for a powerful magician, eh, Aahz?" I commented, trying to bolster my sagging courage.
"Remember where you were living when we first met?" my mentor retorted, never taking his eyes from the building.
I did. The one-room clapboard shack where I had first studied magik with Garkin made this place look like a veritable palace.
"What I can't figure out is why Massha settled for this place," Aahz continued, talking as much to himself as to me. "If what Griffin said is true, she could have had any place in town to work from. Tell you what, kid. Check for force lines, will you?"
I obediently closed my eyes and stretched out my mind, searching for those invisible currents of magikal power which those in the profession tap for their own use. I didn't have to look hard.
"Aahz!" I gasped. "There are four... no, five... force lines intersecting here. Three in the air and two in the ground."
"I thought so," my mentor nodded grimly. "This location wasn't chosen by accident. She's got power to spare, if she knows how to use it."
"But what can we do if she's that powerful?" I moaned.
"Relax, kid," Aahz smiled. "Remember, the power's there for anyone to use. You can tap into it as easily as she can."
"That's right," I said, relaxing slightly, but not much. "Okay, what's our plan?"
"I don't really know," he admitted, heading for the door. "We'll just have to play this by ear."
Somehow that phrase rang a bell in my memory. "Say-urn-Aahz," I stammered. "Remembering how things went back in Ta-hoe, this time let's play it by your ear. Okay?"
"You took the words right out of my mouth," Aahz grinned. "Just remember to check her aura as soon as we get inside. It'll help to know if she's local or if we're dealing with imported help."
So saying, he raised his hand and began rapping on the door. I say "began" because between the second and third rap, the door flew open with alarming speed.
"What do you ... well, hel-lo there, boys."
"Are... um... are you Massha, the magician?" Aahz stammered, both taken aback and stepping back.
"Can you imagine anyone else fitting the description?" came the throaty chuckle in response.
She was right. I had not seen anyone in Jahk- heck, in several dimensions-who looked anything like the figure framed in the open door. Massha was immense, in girth if not in height. She filled the doorway to overflowing-and it wasn't that narrow a door. Still, size alone doth not a pageant make. Massha might have been overlooked as just another large woman were it not for her garments.
Purple and green warred with each other across her tent-like dress, and her bright orange hair draped across one shoulder in dirty strings did nothing toward encouraging an early settlement. And jewelry! Massha was wearing enough in the way of earrings, rings and necklaces to open her own store. She wasn't a sample case, she was the entire inventory!
Her face was nothing to write home about-unless you're really into depressing letters. Bad teeth were framed by fleshy chapped lips, and her pig-like eyes peering from the depths of her numerous smile wrinkles were difficult to distinguish from her other skin blemishes.
I've seen some distinctive looking women in my travels, but Massha took the cake, platter, and tablecloth.
"Did you boys just come to stare?" the apparition asked, "or can I do something for you?"
"We ... um ... we need help," Aahz managed.
I wasn't sure if he was talking about our mission or our immediate situation, but either way I agreed with him wholeheartedly.
"Well, you came to the right place," Massha leered. "Step into my parlor and we'll discuss what I've got that you want-and vice-versa."
Aahz followed her into the building, leaving me no choice but to trail along. He surprised me, though, by dropping back slightly to seek my advice.
"What's the word, kid?" he hissed.
"How about ‘repulsive'?" I suggested.
That earned me another dig in the ribs.
"I meant about her aura. What's the matter, did you forget?"
As a matter of fact, I had. Now that I had been so forcefully reminded, though, I hurriedly checked for magikal emanations.
"She's got-no, wait a minute," I corrected. "It isn't her. it's her jewelry. It's magikal, but she isn't."
"I thought so," Aahz nodded. "Okay. Now we know what we're dealing with."
"We do? "I asked.
"She's a mechanic," my mentor explained hurriedly. "Gimmick magik with her jewelry. Totally different than the stuff I've been teaching you."
"You mean you think I could beat her in a fair fight?"
"I didn't say that," he corrected. "It all depends on what kind of jewelry she's got-and from what we've seen so far, she's got a lot."
"Oh," I sagged. "What are we going to do?"
"Don't worry, kid," Aahz winked. "Fair fights have never been my specialty. As long as she doesn't know you're a magician, we've got a big advantage."
Any further questions I might have had were forgotten as we arrived at our destination. Having just left Quigley's dwelling, I was unprepared for what Massha used for an office.
To say it was a bedroom would be an understatement. It was the gaudiest collection of tassels, pillows, and erotic statues I had seen this side of the Bazaar at Deva. Colors screamed and clawed at each other, making me wonder if Massha were actually colorblind. As fast as the thought occurred to me, I discarded it. No one could select so many clashing colors by sheer chance.
"Sit down, boys," Massha smiled, sinking onto the parade-ground-sized bed. "Take off your things and we'll get started."
My life flashed before my eyes. While I had secretly dreamed of a career as a ladies' man, I had never envisioned it starting like this! If I had, I might have become a monk.
Even Aahz, with his vast experience, seemed at a loss. "Well, actually," he protested. "We don't have much time..."
"You misunderstand me." Massha waved, fanning the air with a massive hand. "What I meant was, take off your disguises."
"Our disguises?" I blurted, swallowing hard.
In reply, she held aloft her left hand, the index finger extended for us to see. The third-no, it was the fourth-ring was blinking a brilliant purple.
"This little toy says you're not only magicians, you're disguised," she grinned. "Now, I'm as sociable as the next person but I like to see who I'm doing business with. In fact, I insist!"
As she spoke, the door behind us slammed shut and locked with an audible click.
So much for our big advantage.
Chapter Thirteen:
"If you can't dazzle them with dexterity, baffle them with bullshit!"
-PROF. H. HILL
THERE was a long silent moment of frozen immobility. Then Aahz turned to me with an exaggerated shrug.
"Well," he sighed, "I guess she's got us dead to rights. There's no arguing with technology, you know. It never makes mistakes."
I almost missed his wink, and even then I was slow to realize what he was up to.
"With your permission, dear lady ..." Making a half bow at Massha, he began making a series of graceful passes with his hand in the air in front of him.
It was all very puzzling. Aahz had lost all his magikal powers back when... Then it hit me. Massha thought we were both magicians! Aahz was trying to maintain the illusion and could very well pull it off-if I got busy and backed his move.
As inconspicuously as possible, I closed my eyes and got to work stripping away his disguise.