enough juice left to levitate her?"
I shook my head violently.
"Used it all supervising our aerial maneuvers back at
the jail."
"Hey. Boss!" Guido hissed, emerging from the
shadows behind us. "The alley's blocked. This is the
only way out!"
And that was that. Even if we got Massha up and
moving, all it meant was that we'd have to retrace our
steps right back into the teeth of the mob. We had run
our race... and were about to lose it rather spectacu-
larly.
The others knew it, too.
"Well, it's been nice working with you, Guido,"
Aahz said with a sigh. "I know I've gotten on your case
a couple of times, but you're a good man to have
around in a pinch. You did some really nice crowd work
getting us this far. Sorry about that last turn call."
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"No hard feelings," my bodyguard shrugged. "You
gave it your best shot. This alley would have been my
choice, too, if I'd been workin' alone. Boss, I warned
you I was a jinx when it came to jailbreaks. I gotta ad-
mit, though, for a while there I really thought we were
goin' to pull this one off."
"It was a long shot at best." I grinned. "At least you
can't say that this one suffered from over-planning."
Aahz clapped a hand on my shoulder.
"Well, partner?" he said. "Any thoughts on how to
play this one? Do we try to surrender peacefully, or go
down swinging?"
I wasn't sure the crowd would give us a choice. They
were almost at our alley, and they didn't sound like they
cared much for talking.
"NOT THIS WAY! THEY'RE DOUBLING BACK
TOWARD THE JAIL!"
This unexpected cry came from the street near the
mouth of our alley.
I.couldn't believe it, but apparently the mob did.
There were curses and shouted orders, but from their
fast-fading manner it was plain that the crowd had
turned and was now heading back the way they had
come.
"What was that?" Massha managed, her voice re-
turning at last.
I motioned her to be silent and cocked an eyebrow at
Aahz, silently asking the same question.
He answered with an equally silent shake of the head.
Neither of us knew for sure what was going on, but
we both sensed that the timely intervention was neither
accidental nor a mistake. Someone had deliberately
pulled the crowd off our backs. Before we celebrated
our good fortune, we wanted to know who and why.
A pair of figures appeared at the mouth of the alley.
"You can come out now," one of them called.
"Sorry to interfere, but it looked like so much fun we
just had to play, too."
I'd know that voice anywhere, even if I didn't
recognize the figure as well as the unmistakable form of
her brother.
"Tananda! Chumley!" I shouted, waving to pinpoint
our position. "I was wondering when you'd show up."
The sister-brother team of Trollop and Troll hastened
to join us. For all their lighthearted banter, I can think
of few beings I'd rather have on or at my side when
things get tight.
"Are you all right?" Tananda asked, stopping to help
Massha to her feet.
"Really never had much dignity," my apprentice
responded, "and what little I did have is shot to hell.
Except for that I'm fine. I'm starting to see why you Big
Leaguers are so down on mechanical magic."
Chumley seized my hand and pumped it vigorously.
"Now don't be too rough on your little gimmicks,
ducks," he advised. "That little ring you left us was just
the ticket we needed to get here in time for the latest in
our unbroken string of last-minute rescues. Except for
the typical hash you've made of your end-game, it looks
like you've done rather well without us. We've got all
present and accounted for, including Aahz, who seems
remarkably unscathed after yet one more near-brush
with disaster. Seems like all that's left is a hasty retreat
and a slow celebration ... eh, what?"
"That's about the size of it," I agreed. "It's great
having the two of you along to ride shotgun on our exit,
though. Speaking of which, can you find the castle from
here? I've gotten a little turned around...."
"Hold it right there!" Aahz broke in. "Before we get
too wrapped up in congratulating each other, aren't
there a few minor details being overlooked?"
The group looked at each other.
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"Like what?" Tananda said at last.
"Like the fact that I'm still wanted for murder, for
one," my partner glared. "Then again, there's the three
fugitives we're supposed to be bringing back to Deva
with us."
"Oh, come on, Aahz," the Trollop chided, poking
him playfully in the ribs. "With the reputation you
already have, what's a little thing like a murder war-
rant?"
"I didn't do it," Aahz insisted. "Not only didn't I
kill this Vic character, nobody did. He's still around
somewhere laughing down his sleeve at all of us. Now
while I'll admit my reputation isn't exactly spotless, it
doesn't include standing still for a bum rap ... or let-
ting someone get away with making a fool of me!"
"Of course, saving the money for paying the
swindlers' debts plus the fines involved has nothing to
do with it, eh, Aahz?" Chumley said, winking his larger
eye.
"Well... that, too," my partner admitted. "Isn't it
nice that we can take care of both unpleasant tasks at
the same time?"
"Maybe we could settle for just catching Vic and let
the others go," I murmured.
"How's that again, partner?"
"Nothing, Aahz," I said with a sigh. "It's just that
... nothing. C'mon everybody. If we're going to go
hunting, it's going to require a bit of planning, and I
don't think we should do it out here in the open."
Chapter Fourteen:
"Relax, Julie. Everyone will understand."
—ROMEO
FORTUNATELY, Massha's elevated position during our
flight had given her an excellent view of our surround-
ings, and we were able to find our way back to the
Dispatcher's without being discovered by the aroused
populace. Now that our numbers had increased, how-
ever, Vilhelm's greeting was noticeably cooler.
"I'm starting to believe what everybody says," the
little vampire complained. "Let one demon in, and the
next thing you know the neighborhood's crawling with
them. When I decided to talk to you folks instead of
blowing the whistle on you, I didn't figure on turning
my office into a meeting place for off-worlders."
"C'mon, Vilhelm," I said, trying to edge my foot
into the doorway. "We don't have any place else to go
in town. There aren't that many of us."
"We could always just wait out on the street until the
authorities come by," Aahz suggested. "I don't imagine
it would take much to convince them that this guy has