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The soul of the president of the United States of America Barack Husain Obama was transferred to Napoleon Bonaparte's body for June 1, 1812. Now it is necessary to the liberal number one, to visit a skin of the great emperor-conqueror. Is not present not without reason in the Russian century, Regal, big power... There lived a great person, Subjugator of death, glory! Bonaparte - the child Bogov, The wise guy with a cocked hat... Adversaries drove donkeys, Struck with sharpness caustic! In it the Destiny is big, The genius embodied! It is so much at it mind, And scope as giant! But It went to abuse to Russia - Decided to subdue Ivan, The hero valorous I do not rub, Beat hurriedly infidels! Also titans so fought, What throw as a thunder ringed, Receive the executioner in a five-copeck coin, We are not children from a cradle! Borodino nice fight, Strong heroes stood. Paid for robbery, Appeared in a cadaveric hole! Bonaparte ran from us, Having lost wagon trains, army... Was hit not an eyebrow, and in an eye, From a krovishch, it became slippery, We reached Paris, There finished feasting... Yes to soldiers only pennies, But bullets passed! . HEAD? 1 The president of the United States of America Barack Husain Obama arrived on May 1, 2016 with official visit to the capital of Ukraine Kiev. It is necessary to support the unsteady ally. It was the first visit of the head of the strongest power of the world which is carried out after the orange Maidan. The high and thin U.S. President accompanied by protection slowly rose by a tribune. There was a May Day parade with demonstration of military equipment, and the newest military developments of the Ukrainian army. The president of Ukraine Petro Poroshenko keeping visibility of cheerfulness, read the address to the people. Not too well there were affairs at the head allied the USA the states. The people are dissatisfied, the purposes proclaimed orange revolution are not reached in the country crisis, rebels conduct approach without reckoning with losses. Therefore on a visit the U.S. President great expectations including on a golden shower from America are pinned. Here Obama rises by a tribune, he becomes near the Ukrainian president and begins to stream eloquence... That supposedly what great future expects Ukraine in the union with the USA and so on... Unexpectedly from the troops participating in parade, the shot is distributed. Jerked deafening explosion, and clubs of a black and yellow smoke as if the demons who escaped from an underworld clouded stands where there were heads of states: USA and Ukraine... Having scattered bloody drops, the next page of history was turned... Barack Obama's spirit moved away from the planet Earth. Now the former U.S. President felt extraordinary ease in a body, absence of any pain, and the main thing that the chronic fatigue which collected for years of presidency subsided. Many people dream of the power, especially over such strong country as America, but do not understand what it is responsibility and what tension of sincere and physical forces is costed by a country government! Now Obama's temple left a stupid needle, and the U.S. President felt simplification. Especially the look around not it was such beautiful! Magnificence of space in a set of the brightest paints. Earlier invisible parts of a range shine in unique beauty. And so on special, loftily and rich. Stars, many, earlier indiscernible for an eye, became seen. Each of them as if enormous razber precious unearthly beauty and filigree izyashchest. As if on vacuum, float, being rolled by lambs of a wave, light streams cross. Why the ornament, fantastic on beauty, appears. Obama did not consider himself as the big sinner, and not too was afraid of hell. In the U.S. presidency he tried to avoid a spill of excess blood. Though it was necessary to be at war. But active transfer of the American troops to Afghanistan began at Bouchez Mladche, and it got war in inheritance and, it was necessary to press Talibs then. Out of Iraq the army was brought, very however, regretted soon. In Libya when performance of Arabs dissatisfied with domination of clan of Gaddafi began, the USA expressly kept playing a supporting role and could even avoid losses in the limited air company. It Obama did not begin to bomb Assad's regime though his advisers also insisted to seize the moment as to prove participation in application chemical to the Syrian power it will be difficult. But he Obama decided to give to business a type of legality and the English parliament unexpectedly acted against. Then, the truth Americans began, to bomb and constrain approach to Baghdad of fighters of ISIL. But objected to it only... Russia. What did not interfere them with Russian hypocritically having forgotten former objections, to join the military company. And in the Crimea and in Ukraine Americans behaved is extremely constrained. So Obama though knew that its many in the world consider as the most terrible monster, but... Believed that to it will not blame, for foreign policy. And here for legalization of same-sex marriages can quite ask... The blue disk of the planet Earth finally disappeared, and the president of America felt unexpected heat. As if on wave of a magic wand the landscape changed and Obama appeared in the enormous futuristic hall, indescribably magnificent palace. Here everything was magnificent, harmonious also with taste. It is possible to describe very long, all statues, ornaments, landscapes, fountains, flower beds and compositions decorating the huge hall. But the girl sitting on a throne was the most charming jewelry. She was so beautiful that speak about such: overseas the tsarevna is that eyes are not possible give. Obama now was in the flesh, and was on sparkling as diamonds throne steps. The Zlatovolosy Goddess-queen of this world towered over it, and two delightful, athletic beauty of the warrior stood on both sides of a throne. They stood, sparking smiles and having represented gestures of a greeting, but the long, crossed swords in the legs covered with precious kamenye stuck out behind the back. Much lower than Obama - too beautiful, figuristy girls-strazhnitsy, but already with magnificent onions. Little girls managed a clothes minimum, almost without hiding the delights. The queen too in transparent vestments, with threads of a precious beads on a breast, and hips, and fine-molded legs in crystal, giving multi-colored patches of light shoes, on a high heel. To describe the Goddess not easy as far as her beauty is fresh and perfect, and at the same time healthy strong, skin suntanned and elastic. Obama felt like the young man, and was embodied in the boy's body when in you mad energy boils, and there is a wish to jump as if you are a Bandar-log. At the same time the beauty on a throne has so imperative and regal look that at one her look at the former U.S. President knees were involuntarily turned in. Obama as the former head of the strongest and rich power of the world did not want to kneel, but also to ignore greatness, having extended on seams, it could not. The president of America bent one knee, and loudly said: - I at your service... majesty. The queen deafeningly burst out laughing, appear, from heaven bring down thousands of crystal bells. Obama involuntarily sat down, and on the second knee. To it it was remembered how he, being, once the boy here was kneeling in the mosque. He then very much did not like to kneel down, even before Almighty Allah - especially as the world copes disgustingly! And having finished study, it with pleasure went to America. In the same place also adopted Christianity, and in liberal, almost noncommittal form. But now Obama understood that his destiny in eternity is decided. And praise to God that before him not a horned monster, with wings of a bat - so usually draw the Satan, and the amazing beauty. Obama involuntarily looked back. The sublime throne of the Deity is very high - a throne top, but is as if on the giant mountain. And the descent is lower, the ladders with steps appear more. On each step of the girl, hardly covered with threads, a beads and garlands of jewelry and with the richest weapon. And, their arsenal sometimes is elaborate so much that cannot be described by means of human analogs. And girls too different: black, Indians, Thai beauties, Japanese, women of Aryan race, red-skinned, Slavs, Scandinavians... Great variety of little girls, with various jewelry. But the general at them: healthy, athletic beauty, freshness of young, suntanned skin, a maximum of an open body, lack of footwear - only the bracelets, different in a form and drawing, on anklebones covered with semi-precious stones. Sight at Obama became extremely sharp, and millions of bare-legged, brawny, and at the same time slender and womanly beauties are visible on this throne Everest. And the hall hangs as if on clouds from the sparkling garlands. Truly and the monastery, mighty has to look... pagan Deity. Not too it was similar, on that to what Obama was taught by Christians and Muslims. However, the U.S. President in questions of belief, in depth even was an agnostic rather, than had clear ideas and understanding what he trusts in. As probably the vast majority of people on Earth have no distinct idea of the religion also. The main thing that the belief on a minimum, prevented to receive pleasures on lands and to enjoy life to the full, and also to do political career. In forty seven years Obama became one of the youngest presidents in the history of the USA and the first black head of the strongest state of the world. The dream seemed came true, but... It is similar it was not succeeded to become history the great president, and it is possible to be consoled only in the fact that at his predecessor Bush Jr. everything turned out far worse. Obama brought America of their crisis, and managed even to strengthen influence of the USA in Europe and in the Middle East so... The goddess a thunderous voice said: - You Barack were nearly eight years the president of the great power, but and carried out any rather victorious war, and your citizens consider you by an indecisive rag. Obama felt on himself extreme weight. Two girls amazons grabbed with barefoot fingers graceful legs of the U.S. President by ears and pulled the fair-haired head to steps. Pricked pain and not to lose Obama's locators it was curved by an arch. The hairless chin become the boy presidents was scratched about diamond. As if up to a jaw fire flame struck. Obama it is hardly heard uttered indistinctly: - I felt sorry for people... Did not want death... The beauty goddess it is deafening again - it seemed on eardrums, pood gradinka, a porogatala fall. The full breast of the queen-demiurge covered with garlands of semi-precious stones, rose, fell as if icebergs in a storm. But then the girl suddenly is great calmed down. Tenderly said: - Did not want blood? Well that... Means punishment to you there will be a real test of courage. - The girl nodded a leg to strazhnitsa. - Lift it, only gently and put to me. From touches of female hands, and sharp, juicy, but very pleasant aroma from maiden bodies at Obama and really the head began to spin. And its girls cherubs embraced and ironed, exciting a man's nature. Obama, in a body of the strong teenager, white race it is trivial got exhausted from love languor. What here unusual girls, presents of Guria. But the queen is the greatest and her eyes reflect all colors of a rainbow, and universe shades. Here it accepted to itself Obama, and the clothes flew from a well-muscled body of the young man. And she, the Goddess and the Creator of mirozdaniye, the graceful movement was bared and moved forward. Suntanned, bodies passionately merged - and in the calm sea the hurricane boiled. The real unimaginable space tornado when rose... As if the two-three of the Universes and a zaplyasala in a round dance of myriad of galaxies blew up. It is impossible to pick up analog what the mere mortal cannot test and to compare to anything. With anybody there was no shadow of similar also - except as with the press of perfection and a wreath of beauty, the Creator of mirozdaniye... It is higher than any the description and representations, and pleasure, so intensive that deafens and crushes, but at the same time you are ready to give the immortal soul on any flour to repeat similar again. And any more there is neither time, nor matter, nor space! And in the end trillions of flashes of supernew stars blazed, and thousands of volcanoes of Krakatau were cast out! Obama endured that to him any poet could not present and not describe any of even the most ingenious prose writers. The former U.S. President felt absolutely deafened, and blinded. The goddess, is enough prourchaclass="underline" - Sex with the present the president, in an artificial body... It kvazarno! She put to Obama a palm on a forehead then the former head of America felt a lucidity of mind again, and ability to adequately perceive a surrounding situation. The little girl, it is dazzling showing teeth, a provorkovaclass="underline" - Now, when began to belong entirely me - it is a high time will pass away... The U.S. President blurted out: - Barack Husain Obama... The goddess slapped it on the person, not painfully, but Obama's cheek, brown from suntan, became crimson. After a prochirikaclass="underline" - I know your name! I am called in the different worlds, very variously. But you, as well as for civilized people, I will be Harlequinade! The U.S. President sincerely said: - Beautiful name... And you perfection limit! The goddess-creator not too willingly noticed: - Happen and more abruptly me... Though such that surpass the Almighty Goddess Sozdatelnitsu in Nadgipervselennoy very little. But for you - I am God the Lord! So you are only a toy in my hands! - The voice of the charming lady-creator became unexpectedly much more strict. - you understood? Obama without any falseness answered: - I think, any man would dream to become the slave such divine the girl and as you! Harlequinade rigidly said: - And so slave... You will be sent to the universe created by me copying the human Universe. There before you there will be an objective... If you manage to execute it, will receive at least from me so generous award about which you on Earth dared and to dream. And in case of a failure - your destiny the slave, will be in my hands! Got that! The former U.S. President hardly squeezed out from himself: - I obey and will obey! The goddess Sozdatelnitsa with a crafty smile said: - And for a start you should surpass... Napoleon Bonaparte. You probably heard about it? Obama obediently nodded: - It seems, it conquered all Europe, but lost across Waterloo to the Englishman to Wellington. Harlequinade tonenko giggled: - Well! You have about Napoleon fractional information, but at the embodiment, to your services there will be a former memory of the owner! The U.S. President with insult noticed: - I not bad know Napoleon. This person caused in me interest long ago. In particular Bonaparte took Moscow and lost to the Russian frosts. I still know something about this era. The harlequin it is emphasized with cold tone declared: - I dump you in June 1, 1812. Napoleon just at the top of power. Just about it will begin the war which ended with defeat with Russia. - Here the voice of the Goddess-creator changed, and in it onions sounded, notes are cheerful. - You have a chance to turn the course of history, but... It will already be on your discretion! Do not wait for hints! Obama heaved a deep sigh. The thought in itself to become the French emperor not too involved him. In nearly eight years of management of the USA the black president already managed to be sated and be tired of the power. Not without reason wise fathers of the constitution limited terms of government of eight years. Long stay on a throne did well to nobody. Any power corrupts, the absolute power corrupts absolutely! From a razvar of plebeians geniuses, from the corrupted power - a senseless arbitrariness are born! Harlequinade answered Obama's thoughts, having put fingers of legs in similarity of a fig: - You have no choice! You do not want to become Napoleon, you will go the Ancient Roman slave to stone quarries! I think everything the emperor to become better?! Obama caught so much terrible in the opinion of the Goddess-creator that hurried to answer: - I will execute any your desire! The harlequin handled in the mermaid seven tails and provorkovat: - And now we will not hesitate! The U.S. President only managed to feel how he falls down - unpleasantly of course... And right there the landscape exchanged. Instantly,