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to enter Kiev and to proclaim the independent Ukrainian power, having put over it the manager someone from the relatives. The idea looks temptation, but contradicts former promises of Napoleon to Poles and the Austrians. Well, if still Poles were lifted from dirt and a condition of total absence of statehood, to the autonomous duchy which it is quite possible to declare the kingdom, then mighty Austria is a stronghold of dominion and control of France over the central and Eastern Europe. Though on the other hand Ukraine can become also a counterbalance to the Austrians, and Poles will have enough Baltic and Belarus. There will drop down Testud also Bosnia with Herzegovina which, while are Ottoman possession. And if it is not enough, it is possible to add also Serbia. The former U.S. President had prejudicedly an opinion on Serbians and he really considered that it is better to be it under avstryakam. In the future Napoleon the Second can receive the Austrian crown, and in this case, the unity of Europe to become stronger. So question: whether to go on Ukraine, and the main thing to do it now or to wait? The pause can be used for improvement of the weapon. The general principles of cut rifles are known to Obama, and engineers of France and other countries sumt to adjust details. And it is quite real to develop dynamite. Probably, so easily not to construct airplanes. But here dinamoreaktivny artillery, or primitive mortar. Too of course to be necessary time, but having received the general reference points from Obama, local designers for few years it is possible to hope that will create something acceptable. But and Russians can adopt, let and not at once the French types of arms. Probably, so far to design the tank it is unreal, and here trains it is quite possible. Quite simple device at the boiler: and the railroads will surround all Europe, to the Pacific Ocean, time such is will be Napoleon-Obama's will. And the car can appear much earlier, with is modern configuration. The place where the Napoleonic staff settled down, looked comfortably, is even slightly smoothed. After all the emperor, at that time the strongest power on the planet lives here. The United States of America just gain the power. So Obama... Was confused a little when to it grenadiers towards jumped. They were large, two-meter guys moreover their growth because of high caps seemed higher. Can therefore the myth about undersized Napoleon, with the flat cocked hat was born. But having heard greetings and, having received low bows, Obama-Bonaparte at once found self-confidence. It and really was saluted and bowed. The American president saw that look at him with sincere admiration that was not trace in antecedents. One business to be a servant of the people, and another the real emperor. That is monarch and tsar. In fact Napoleon's power is almost not limited. Two girls followed it. After Obama went down on the earth, the feeling of low-tallness became stronger. Both little girls were about 185 and, despite barefoot legs, towered over Bonaparte. Bodyguard of the emperor as if Pyotr's guard, was formed of soldiers not below, than 190, and still at the same time grenadiers of leyb-guard in boots on heels and the high, brightly embroidered caps. Obama thought that it would be quite good to simplify a form and to enter color khaki. Besides purely practical advantage - the soldier imperceptible in battle does, Napoleon-Barack in this case would not seem such dwarf any more. And that is cost by these foreheads! And what for a stereotype what the bodyguard has to be obligatory for huge? The body, the it and lovchy is less. And the big sizes, they only slow down maneuverability, and increase inertial weight. Besides the simple form towards the color khaki will be erased cheaper and more simply, than this luxury, and instead of caps, it is possible for summer of a kepi, for the winter takes. Ten generals and steam of marshals already waited Obama at the card. What Napoleon to the U.S. President wanted to tell them it is well known. But so far Barack-Bonaparte himself also did not solve, to be this year to war with Russia or not and also what a way to conduct it. The loud, sure baritone of Napoleon announced, the first wilclass="underline" - It is necessary to shave urgently to all soldiers of the head and pubes! I am not going to lose a half of army because of louses and itch! And you be more modest than the Lord, your attires are visible for hundred meters! And here receive a volley a case-shot, or from a unicorn, and will carry away you to Stiks's river, or to the lake Kotsit it already as who will deserve. . HEAD? 2 Pyotr Alekseevich Poroshenko also died. His death caused the mixed reaction. Despite extremely low rating of the president of Ukraine, all country mourned. The former derelict turned into moments of an eye in the martyr hero. Especially, responsibility for Obama and Poroshenko's elimination - was undertaken by a radical wing of rebels. Posthumously Rada appropriated to the died U.S. Presidents and Ukraine ranks of heroes. However, the situation on Donbass sharply became aggravated. The party of war demanded a revenge for former defeats and defeat of separatists. The pro-Russian forces in turn, suggested to use the moment, for transition to approach. Well and, of course, new elections of the head of state became actual. Vladimir Groysman began to fulfill the president's duties and, around him the coalition already began to be knocked together. It became clear that there was a political vacuum. Tymoshenko lost popularity, other politicians of a melkovata, Yatsenyuk in general an irritant for all. Only Vitaly Klitschko still could become the serious opponent for Groysman, but the mayor of Kiev just did not show willingness to go in presidents. So the favourite of pre-election race in the person fulfilling the president's duties at once was defined. Groysman the young liberal and the ardent market expert was supported by the West. And what the acting as the president the Jew only added to him support in Europe and the USA. Another thing is that the left forces were terribly dissatisfied with it. But the most important the position of Americans changed. Enraged by death of the president, they began to deliver actively arms, and allocated the big credits for wars, and sent the mass of instructors. Besides, also divisions of special troops were thrown. Firings of Donetsk and Luhansk were resumed, the Ukrainian military vehicle began to be turned with a scratch. The third, active phase of military operations on Donbass began. Groysman counted that new war will add to him popularity and will ensure a triumphal victory, on externally democratic elections. The rights, remembering the former UVS, did not hurry with approach, and fired from heavy tools - seeking to provoke rebels to act the first. Except, that new American planes with precision weapons, and so-called pilots-volunteers began to strike air strikes. Tactics which with triumph was tested during "A storm in the desert" of 1991 was developed also in the east of Ukraine. At first several weeks of intensive bombings, and then the army finishes with the minimum losses, what remained at the opponent. So again turned, dripping rusty blood and giving to napalm a history key. But Poroshenko could not see it any more. He should answer eternity now. And in eternity, very playful Gods Creators fill. The infamous eternal Boy Founder Sfero in all hyper Universe accepted Pyotr Alekseevich in a trivial shed. Such manners to be allocated in peak to Harlequinade. Poroshenko appeared in the most natural rural shed. And in the usual look: a full dress of the Supreme Commander, chromic boots, a peak-cap, and hours on a hand worth half a million dollars covered to diamonds. And under the nose a manure heap, and the stable smell for a long time forgotten. Poroshenko thought, but whether it is nonsense of the madman... He remembered explosion, weeds souls to stars. All this can a dream? Suntanned as the Black, but the white-headed boy, in black shorts with the torn-off edges, half-naked, but with the wreath sparkling bright kamenye on the head arose before the former president of Ukraine. Teeth at the boy sparkled large pearls, and a voice, despite teenage sonority, had a greatness shade. - That gunpowder - expected incorrect more reception... in hell! And Sfero burst out laughing at full blast. Then having picked up barefoot fingers of manure, dexterously splashed to Pyotr Alekseevich in a face. The former president involuntarily receded, and rested a back against a bench. Through clenched teeth uttered indistinctly: - Devil... The boy demiurge unexpectedly tenderly said: - Take above! I for you God-almighty! It was unpleasant to the former president that some barefoot teenager, by sight years of fourteen, calls himself god, and conducts extremely impudently in relation to the head of state. Poroshenko clenched fists and prosipet: - You are only a milksop... And in general call rather adults, we will talk seriously! Sfero without shadow of irony answered: - And this part is absent Nadgipervselenna, anybody is more senior than me... And here all from a preonn, to a quasar - is created by me... The boy roughly bellowed: - The fat man understood! The president of Ukraine unexpectedly, gave the worthy answer: - The stout man can be attractive, and the empty purse always causes disgust! Sfero giggled... And scenery instantly exchanged. Instead of a shed they appeared in similarity of the desert. Only instead of sand, on it gold coins of various stamping were scattered. There were both imperial chervonets, and ancient pounds, piastres, doubloons, napoleondor, pistoles, luidor, and a set of other eternal values in the form of a kruglyashka. And some coins and in the form of rings, not and absolutely equal with Krez's portraits, the tsar Cyrus, the emperor Augustus, Genghis Khan, and even the Pharaoh R. But at all one generaclass="underline" they from pure gold, the highest test. And desert barkhans from gold coins, lasted indefinitely. Besides precious mountains, in this desert there was something strange, and not absolutely audible. Sfero threw a gold coin barefoot fingers, and it brought down a peak-cap from Poroshenko. Then the boy, seeing, is how dumbfounded the president, burst out laughing: - In this Universe created by me there is no line of the horizon. It lasts on trillions of parsecs in the form of gold-bearing, with diamond scatterings of the desert. But in it sometimes and live meet oases! The president of Ukraine also really is struck excessively. Such superfantastic wealth around it. And directly under legs... Sfero has a look at the Ukrainian leader and with contempt said: - There is a wish you for all this? Probably, it is ready as if Scrooge Magdak to dive into gold waters? Poroshenko hardly tore off a look from gold and looked at the boy demiurge. That threw gold coins, or even squeezed and bent them barefoot fingers - that spoke about the enormous force of legs at this beardless youth. The billionaire of course also could not in principle, ever contemplate, such enormous stocks, treasures. It already was much above its forces and a reason. Sfero seeing the greedy, devouring millionaire president's look, insinuatingly asked: - And you I see, above all want that all this became yours? Poroshenko vigorously nodded, and right there carefully asked: - And on what conditions? The boy demiurge giggled also to him in the head, the amusing thought came: - If you wait for banaclass="underline" God Creator charges you mission, it will not be yet! I will send you... Take this peremestitel. - On big shoulders of the president of Ukraine there was a satchel with the device unknown to human science. Sfero clicked toes, whistled. And here four most beautiful warriors appeared. They were almost entirely naked, except short skirts on wide hips. And held submachine guns in hand. Sfero winked at them... Also evil, biting turns were right there distributed. Despite impressive weight, threw Poroshenko lead streams. And the landscape around again instantly changed. Threw out the president of Ukraine on a high fragrant grass. Blood whipped from the punched arteries, heart stopped. Petro Poroshenko fell and slowly spread, gentle small stalks tickled wrinkled, fat skin. Fingers shivered, hands were turned in, the president-billionaire choked with mortal wounds and did not pay attention, the nature, how wonderful around it. At last he stuck with the head which began to grow bald in wavy a spring a trunk and fainted. Poroshenko as if he in far youth, suddenly wakened from a dream regained consciousness. What not probable cheerfulness in a body. The president-billionaire jumped and about surprise looked at hands and a trunk. Wounds and traces of blood absolutely disappeared, there were no holes in clothes as if some kind wizard decided to update the person even, having reconstructed damages. The aching back pain disappeared, muscles are poured by force. Pyotr Alekseevich looked back - now sight became more sharply even at a big distance leaves of trees are visible. Very much they not usual on a configuration, remind intricate Chinese hieroglyphs. And almost each leaf is individual in a form. The president of Ukraine however, not strongly was surprised - other Universe and has to differ from their universe, it is good still that this world oxygen. What fresh air, never even in the wood he breathed purer substance. Excites with the transparent and at the same time fragrant atmosphere. The falls of improbable height, apparently, are in the distance visible it beats from a stratosphere. Four precious stars, - one red as a ruby, the second cornflower-blue, the third green - are brighter than an emerald, the fourth orange with improbable contrast in the blue sky. The president-billionaire slightly stood gaping and nearly fell, the legs put in magnificent boots got confused in a creeping liana. Hardly, having released, he looked back. Nearly forgot the device on movement, and it absolutely safe lies in pink bushes. To come back there is no sense and desire, but if this world not to be pleasant to it, then why not to be transferred to following. But it is necessary to check this, the president-billionaire vigorously walked on a surface, soft plants creaked under heels, from under legs beautiful and brilliant insects, many absolutely not similar to his fauna jumped out. Lizards were unusual with seven tails, some were suddenly divided into two, and even into three parts. Then these reduced copies as grasshoppers jumped on a grass, flying up on several meters. Fingers of the former Ukrainian president, became more dexterous, and he caught one of them. That, that did not get away, grabbed by the head. And here surprise, having twisted, the inovselensky reptile rejected the head, having disappeared in thickets. - Perfectly! Here paradise for science and sanatorium for presidents. - Petro Poroshenko exaggeratedly burst out laughing. - It is only not necessary to lose the head. I will take with myself I will study that it is superregeneration or the head false without brains. Light slightly changed, and the academician looked at the sky - appeared the fifth star, light yellow it stuck together eyes, and here the sky from turquoise - became green with orange droplets. - Fantastic tales from where you came up. - The president-billionaire addressed new "sun". The star winked in reply, color of the sky was changed on orange. - The fact that there can be planets with a set of stars - it is already proved, but the fact that the sky so quickly changes colors. Nonsense! - Considering himself by extremely clever Poroshenko raised a finger up. - When I return and I will tell colleagues, will not believe. - The president-billionaire attentively looked round around. Beautifully everything also is very magnificent. It seems that from under the earth natural tails of peacocks, and on trees buds, with the flowers having petals, different in color, grow. And there were buds and live, with claws which crept on long, and mirror leaves. Poroshenko drew quite logical conclusion: - Well and the jungle the nature seems virgin and pure, hardly there is a technocratic alarm system, and here big cats or something like that can quite be found. The president-billionaire attentively peered at soil, at fancifully curved thickets. Traces of large animals it is invisible, but it does not mean that they are absent. But butterflies great variety and they are unusual. First, wings, from two to twelve, secondly, drawing not only their wings, but also the case of insects constantly changes in a chaotic order. It, undoubtedly, bewitches and charms, Poroshenko even nearly fell into a con