Strategically, the Butcher’s massacre was a terrible mistake. Stripped of everything they had to live for, the Anogians were ready to fight to the death. They dug in, determined to out-endure the invaders. And they did: Anogia was eventually rebuilt with such pride and charm, it feels like it was never gone. The streets are steep and narrow, sloping naturally into the side of the mountain. Small, whitewashed houses cluster around a pleasant town square ringed by shady trees and family cafés. Looming overhead by daylight and moonlight is the majestic, snowy presence of mighty Mount Ida—symbolic birthplace of the rebel lord Zeus and gateway to bandit country and the freedom of the sea.
But as gateways go, it’s a punisher. By foot, the fastest route out of Anogia is the trail created by and for goats. It starts with a climb steep enough to make you pump your knees with your hands, then plunges you through acres of the same kind of knife-edge lava rock that left Paddy barefoot the day he arrived. One look was enough for the general to insist his leg was so injured he needed to ride the whole way. “Seen in silhouette upon his mule, the General looked for all the world like Napoleon on his retreat from Moscow,” Billy observed. “And we, as jaded-looking a rabble as ever fought an enemy, must have perfectly suited this picture.”
By two in the morning, the kidnap party had been hiking for more than six hours. Through the darkness, they followed the clonging of sheep bells to a small hut with the smell of wood smoke wafting from the roof hole. “The shepherd, a dear old man with white whiskers and almost no teeth, was delighted to see us and immediately asked us into his hut so we could rest and warm ourselves in front of the fire,” Billy would relate. Even though the old man had been rousted from sleep and opened his door to find a band of armed thugs leading a German general on a donkey, he obeyed the Cretan hospitality code of xenía: He offered food. He offered shelter. He asked no questions.
“The shepherd gave us some cheese to eat, and with it some rock bread which was first left to soak in a stone jug,” Billy noted. Once the general had thawed out and the starving kidnappers had shared portions of the shepherd’s prison-style rations, it was time to be off. “We gave him a fond farewell and were soon on our way again.” Giving an enemy who’d terrorized his island a bite to eat and a place by the fire was the last kindness the old man would ever perform; soon after, Billy later found out, a German foraging patrol in search of food shot the shepherd in the back of the head and stole his flock.
The kidnappers had to pick up the pace. Dawn was coming fast, and the most treacherous obstacle still lay ahead: the Nida Plateau, a nearly half-mile stretch of pasture as smooth and open as a football field. Nida is one of the marvels of the Cretan mountains: it’s treeless and almost supernaturally flat, leading like a royal carpet straight to the base of Mount Ida. It would be an ideal airstrip if it weren’t such a death trap; it’s perfect for landing planes, but the surrounding hills make it a sniper’s dream. Nida could only be crossed by night; by day, the Germans would be watching it from the air with search planes growling around and around the perimeter.
Except the more the kidnappers walked, the farther away Nida got. The Lasithi range, south of Anogia, is bewitched; it’s a masterpiece of deceptive topography, with hills so steep and tightly packed together that when you see one in the distance, you won’t notice the other three in between. Every time you pull yourself up a peak and expect to see Nida waiting below, you’re sure to find another climb awaiting. You won’t find it any easier on the descents, either; the gorges are so clotted with tumble-down stone from the mountaintops, the kidnappers could only avoid tripping by lifting their tired legs as high on the way down as they did on the way up.
Just as the sky was turning pink, the band made it to the grassy plain and hurried the general across. In the gray morning light, they could see the dark outlines of rebel watchmen all across the hilltops. The general was shocked—the Butcher’s propaganda had made him believe rebel manpower was nothing more than a few scared Brits and a handful of bandits. “Kreipe was very impressed,” noted the rebel fighter Giorgios Phrangoulitakis, known as “Scuttle George,” “by our guerrillas posted all along the southern heights, watching over us without coming down. He must have thought the whole mountain was full of them.” When one of the band wanted to slip into town past German sentries, several others offered him their German travel passes.
“Have they all got our identity papers?” Kreipe asked Paddy.
“You would never be able to escape from the men you see all around you,” replied Paddy. Angry elf eyes backed him up: whenever the general glanced back, he found a little old man glaring daggers at him. Manolis Tsikritsis “was very small and wore a sort of fez like a deacon’s cap,” as Scuttle George put it. “He didn’t care for the General either and stared at him fiercely throughout the journey.”
Tough talk didn’t come naturally to Paddy, but as they pushed into a damp cave at the foot of Mount Ida to hide out for the day, the time had come to make the general believe this was checkmate and his last chance for rescue was gone. Because the following night, they’d be fully exposed as they summited the barren moonscape of Mount Ida. Even if there were someplace up there to hide, their footprints in the snow would give them away. It was a vampire’s mission: either get off the mountain and under cover by sunrise or you’re dead.
And if the general figured out they were making it up as they went along, he could outfox them with the slow drip of subtle sabotage. All he had to do was drop items from his pockets in the dark for search teams to follow. Or detour the escape route by pretending he knew German outposts were up ahead. Or simply clutch his chest and fall down. Paddy couldn’t let that happen; he had to persuade the general he was in the grip of a clockwork operation run by skilled and deadly masterminds, and not, in reality, a seat-of-the-pants scheme cooked up in a bathroom after an all-night party by a military school reject who spent the past five years freeloading across Europe as a wandering playboy poet. So when the general sighed one morning as the sun was rising over Mount Ida and recalled Horace’s ode to Mount Soracte, Paddy seized the chance to take his rook:
“Vides ut alta stet nive candidum Soracte,” the general murmured. You see Soracte standing white and deep with snow …
Nec jam sustineant onus, Paddy blurted.
Silvae laborantes geluque,
Flumina constiterint acuto. The woods in trouble, hardly able to carry their burden, and the rivers halted by sharp ice.
“One of the few odes of Horace I know by heart,” Paddy would reveal. “I was in luck.” He kept reeling off verses until he reached the end.
The general sat in silence.
“Well remembered,” he finally muttered.
While the general dozed inside the cave, Paddy and Billy sat outside in the morning sun and got the morning’s bad news. Tom Dunbabin was still missing, which meant their communication with Cairo was getting worse by the mile: the farther they fled, the farther behind they left the two remaining wireless operators. “In both cases,” Billy realized, “the journey would take the fleetest of runners at least two days to reach his destination, a further day to await Cairo’s reply, and another two days in which to return to us.”
Five days round-trip for a single message. So instead of a few days, it would now take a few weeks to coordinate a pickup to get the general off the island. Food was dangerously thin and about to get thinner; for the past two days, they’d hiked twelve hours each night on little more than bread crusts and water. Now they were facing two more weeks on the same starvation diet. “It was impossible for our friends to help,” Scuttle George reported. “The villages that would have helped us were all surrounded.”