Mr Ishmael, I thought. But I didn’t speak his name.
‘Pongo Perbright,’ said the vision. ‘A hero, a noble man, a magical sacrifice. A man torn, for, as one who knew and understood what was expected of him and what his fate should have been, he became a tortured soul. He roared and raged and would have done harm to himself and others had he not been visited by a powerful magician who offered him a proposition. This powerful magician was an alchemist, and he possessed the method of transforming base metal into gold. And he offered this formula – for it is a formula – to Pongo.’
‘Why?’ I asked. ‘If you possess the secret of transforming base metal into gold, why would you share that secret with anyone else?’
‘Only because they might possess something even more valuable that they would be willing to exchange.’
‘And what would that be?’ I asked.
‘A soul,’ said the vision. ‘A warrior soul, a noble soul – the soul of a magical sacrifice.’
‘But surely Pongo wouldn’t have traded. He knew what he was and how important his sacrifice was.’
‘Indeed, but this alchemist was a most persuasive talker. He spoke in honeyed words to the poor, tortured soul that was Pongo Perbright. He convinced Pongo that he had been forgotten, cast aside, that he was no longer needed.’
‘I don’t think Pongo would have believed that if he was really noble,’ I said.
‘Well spoken,’ said the vision. ‘And indeed he would not. So the alchemist persuaded him that he could do so much good with the gold that he could create that God would take him directly into the Kingdom of Heaven as a reward.’
‘But he was to sign away his soul in exchange for this? That doesn’t make any sense.’
‘Who do you think it really was who spoke these honeyed words?’
‘I suspect it was the Devil,’ I said.
‘And your suspicion is correct. And so Pongo Perbright signed away his soul. And in exchange he was given a magical formula. He set up an alchemical laboratory right here in this very room. The formula is a complicated affair and requires certain ingredients. Ingredients that can only be found within a human being.
‘In order to achieve noble ends, he was going to have to force himself to commit evil crimes. Naturally, at first he baulked at this. But the evil alchemist, the Black Alchemist, we shall call him, returned to him again and again, reminding him of the contract that he had signed with his own blood. And reminding him of what great good he could achieve once he had perfected transmutation.
‘And under such pressure, that noble man-’
‘He murdered women.’ I said. ‘Six women. In Acton and Chiswick. I read of these murders – a modern-day Ripper, the press called him. Pongo Perbright committed these murders?’
‘Yes,’ said the vision and nodded. ‘And he ground up the parts required and created the philosopher’s stone, that agent which affords the transmutation of the base into the perfect. Alchemy, you see, is a magical principle, a philosophical principle. And this principle is that all things have the capability to achieve perfection. It is a philosophical concept. A man might perhaps achieve perfection by godly acts. As for minerals, the basest of metals, the lowly iron ones, crave in their way to achieve perfection in the shape of becoming that most perfect of metals, gold. The philosopher’s stone is the agent of this transmutation from baseness to perfection.’
I nodded thoughtfully. Captain Lynch had explained all this to me, although he had dwelled more on the making-of-gold part of things rather than the philosophical concepts.
‘And so,’ continued the vision, ‘through a great and unholy ceremony he brought the process to perfection. Within a great crucible he placed a pound of rough iron ore. And onto this he poured a single grain of the powder he had ground from the philosopher’s stone he had created. A single grain. That was all that was required. And there was a great flash of light. Because there is always a great flash of light when something terrific is about to (or is) occurring. And whoosh!’
‘Whoosh?’ I said.
‘Whoosh,’ said the vision. ‘The iron ore had become perfect gold. The thing that was base, almost without value, crude, reached perfection. Whoosh.’
‘Whoosh,’ I said. ‘And is that the end of the story?’
‘Well, it is in a manner of speaking.’
‘And so where is Pongo Perbright now? Did the Devil take him?’
‘No,’ said the vision. ‘The Devil didn’t take him.’
‘So he bested the Devil,’ I said. ‘That doesn’t happen very often.’
The vision made a doubtful face and shook her head slowly and sadly.
‘So what did happen?’ I asked.
‘Well,’ said the vision, ‘he’s right here. Why don’t you ask him yourself?’ And she wafted aside with a dramatic flourish to reveal, behind her, the figure of a man who had, for all I knew, been standing there unnoticed all along. And this figure of a man was Pongo Perbright. Or so I assumed it to be.
But Pongo Perbright was not going to answer any of my questions.
He just stood there with a stupefied look of surprise upon his face, saying nothing and moving not at all.
‘The base transformed into perfection,’ said the vision, ‘at the touch of the magical dust from the philosopher’s stone. He touched the gold he had created and-’
‘He turned into gold,’ I said. For there indeed was Pongo Perbright. And he was a statue made of gold.
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‘Whoa,’ I said. And, ‘Mercy me.’ But it was true as true.
And I approached the golden Pongo on what I must confess were rather wobbly legs. And I did not touch Pongo, oh no, because for all I knew that might have turned me into a golden statue. ‘Whoa,’ I said once more and slowly. ‘That is mighty weird.’
‘Mighty weird?’ said the vision, hovering close. ‘I tell you a story like that and show you a man who has turned into solid gold and the best you can manage is “mighty weird”.’
‘Mighty weird is a lot,’ I said. ‘I haven’t seen many things in my life that I would describe as mighty weird. Well, I hadn’t until recently, anyway. But it is mighty weird. It really is.’
‘Would you like those to be recorded as your final words, then?’
‘No,’ I said, ‘I would not. You’re not really going to kill me, are you?’
‘I have no choice. You have entered the sacred space. You have encountered me in my true form. You must die. There is no other option.’
‘There must be another option,’ I said. ‘Think hard – I bet you could come up with one.’
‘Knees up, Mother Brown,’ said the vision.
‘And I don’t think you’re a very convincing cockney,’ I said. ‘You said “knees up, Mother Brown” before.’
‘I can say it as often as I like. So, explosion was it, if I recall?’
‘No, no, no,’ I said. ‘No, please. You have told me the tale of Pongo Perbright – and I admit that it is beyond mighty weird – but you haven’t told me about yourself. Who are you? If you’re not the Virgin Mary, then who?’
‘It’s none of your business,’ said the vision.
‘Look,’ I said, ‘what harm can it do? You’re clearly a very magical being possessed of wonderful mystical powers. I’ll just bet you have lived a fascinating life. Surely it wouldn’t hurt to share a little of it with me?’
‘Well,’ said the vision, ‘perhaps not. Perhaps just a little.’
‘Thank you,’ I said. ‘So what are you doing here?’
‘I’ll tell my tale my way,’ said the vision, ‘if you don’t mind.’ And she stamped her foot. Although it didn’t reach the floor.
‘Then please do,’ I said. ‘I am so eager to hear it.’
‘It is this-aways,’ spake the vision. ‘I arrived too late to save Pongo Perbright. I was alerted to the deal he had made and I rushed as fast as I could to aid him, but I was too late. And so I impersonated him, for the sake of his sister, but she was not convinced by my impersonation and she called you in. And of course you had never met Pongo Perbright before, so you didn’t know what he looked like. So I gave you an impression of what you thought he must look like and I did the same for your brother here.’ And she gestured with her thumb over her shoulder, to where my brother still sat upon the bed.