Jefferson looked him up and down curiously and said, meetings with parishioners are over for the day, and he turned away, but the guy stopped him and said, wait, that’s not why I’m here, come closer, and took out a shiny police badge, I’d like you to tell me your name, seeing as we’re here; Jefferson turned pale and said, my name’s Jefferson, I haven’t done anything. The officer adopted a forceful tone and said, cool it, nigger, I’m not saying you’ve done anything, I was only asking for your name, O.K.? and he said again, Jefferson Lafayette, I work here; O.K., Jefferson, we’re doing fine, the next thing I’m going to ask is even simpler, open the fucking door and call Reverend Walter right now! you think you can do that, nigger? Jefferson let him through and ran to the house.
The detective had come for information. They’d arrested a minor with six thousand dollars in bills buying crack on Meridien Island and when they questioned him he’d mentioned the Ministry. Then he’d retracted his statement and his parents were adamant that the boy was being rehabilitated thanks to the Ministry, but the whole thing sounded fishy. In the course of his investigation, the detective had heard a rumor that Walter hired minors for private parties. There was no actual accusation, but he wanted to take a look around and see if he could figure out how these rumors had started.
Tall stories, detective, said Walter on receiving him, you can’t imagine the number of people who envy my success; more than one jealous pastor would love to see my Ministry in ruins, but they won’t, detective, because the work we do doesn’t belong to me but to all the people who believe in it, and nobody will ever able to bring it down, do you understand me?
Absolutely, said the detective, that’s what I’m trying to avoid with this visit, I’ve seen your TV show and I’ll tell you something, my wife believes you’re the son of God, and she really believes it, is it true? I mean, are you really the son of God? Walter looked straight at him and replied: I’m a son of the God of those who believe in me, officer, will that do? No, replied the man, unfortunately not, I’d like to see your property, may I? it isn’t an inspection, only a visit. Go ahead, said Walter, we don’t have anything to hide.
They went to the communal rooms and the refectory, the kitchen and the garage. Then they came to my cabin and when he saw me the detective asked, is this one of your apostles? Nobody laughed at the joke and I showed him my papers. He took them to the window to look at them in the light and said: former inmate of Moundsville, eh? you’re certainly living in style now. . He looked through the bookshelves, grabbed The Odyssey and said, very good book, yes sir, which of you has read it? He flipped through the pages, as if shuffling cards, and put it back in its place. He was looking for something, that was obvious. Returning to the garden, he looked up and said, what’s in that tower?
Jessica, alerted by Jefferson, had already cleaned the place.
My God, reverend, what luxury, he said when he saw the white leather couches, the LCD screen, the Jacuzzi with the piped music, the paintings with 3-D images of Christ. I didn’t know sons of God lived such a. . He stopped to think of a word, but it didn’t come, so he said, do your followers know you live like this? Walter looked at him and said, do you think there’s something reprehensible or inappropriate about that? No, reverend, not in the eyes of the law, but I seem to remember Jesus saying something about the rich and the kingdom of the Lord, I don’t remember exactly, I’ll have to ask my wife.
You’ve surprised me, said the detective, as they went back down to the garden, to be honest, your wealth raises a lot of questions in my mind. They walked along the paved path to the street and Walter said, when I feel I need to know what those questions are I’ll call you, but for now give my very best regards to your wife. I don’t think you’re really interested in my questions, replied the detective, but if I were you I’d get a lawyer, I’d hate my wife to miss her favorite show, if you get my meaning, my visit is over, the Miami police department thanks you for your cooperation; then he left without shaking anyone’s hand.
That’s how things were, my friends, and of course I thought, shit, the hurricane is heading straight for the living room of our house, no doubt about it. The next night, when Walter came to my cabin, I said, what about that thing with the detective? but he dismissed it, it’s nothing, José, accusations by the envious, it’s that son of a bitch Malik McPercy of the Church of Juliana the Redeemer, because nobody goes to his prayer meetings, or the people at Crisostom Abogalene just around the corner, whose hall is always empty, and I said, that’s as may be, but you have to be careful about what you do, Walter, they have us in their sights and we mustn’t give them ammunition; but he said, if something happens I’ll know how to defend the Ministry and everyone, don’t worry, how’s our book going?
A few days later Walter asked me a strange question: do you have a bank account? I looked at him in surprise and said, of course not, why would I want something like that? I have everything I need right here, and he said, go with Jessica and open an account, I’ll give you instructions, don’t contradict me, I want you to be paid for the work you’ve done on the book, which is really excellent; Estiven has already had something and I want you to have the same as him, it’s only fair, don’t refuse, I won’t take no for an answer. I opened the account and Jessica put in two thousand dollars, but I said to her, I’ll never touch that money, never, and she replied, do whatever you like, it’s yours, I’m just following Walter’s suggestions.
I sent the book to a publishing house with a financial proposition, and three months later we received the galley proofs, which Walter and Estiven and I read out loud in my cabin. There were 987 pages, to which I decided to add a very brief history of the Ministry and a basic chronology of Walter’s life. Then came the question of the cover. My first suggestion, my friends, was a photograph of Walter during one of his services, showing him kneeling, bare-chested, and the congregation making the sign of the cross, but he said, no, José, I don’t want the book to be about me, I’m only an emissary, I communicate with something that’s already in the people, the nest where God resides; I know you mean well, but it can’t be a photograph of me. Miss Jessica suggested a photograph of the Chapel of Mercy the Living God and, with all the crosses in the vault lit up and looking really beautiful, but again he said no, we mustn’t ape the vanity of the church of Rome, and he opted for a photograph of a slum neighborhood with a group of black teenagers playing basketball, a Dodge Dart with flat tires, a drugstore on a corner, and three people sitting on the sidewalk in an expectant attitude; to one side of the picture a man in a sweater is talking to a woman who’s been beaten up, and in spite of the fact that the man has his back to us and is wearing a hood we sense that he’s somebody special and that he’s giving solace to the woman, who’s only just stopped crying and is starting to give a timid smile in spite of her bruised cheeks and the dried blood on her nose. Her expression is what the cover is all about, my friends, and finally we came to the last subject, which was how to distribute it among the parishioners, whether or not we should charge them, because obviously the Ministry was buying twenty thousand copies from the publisher, which was why they’d agreed to publish it immediately.