“Perhaps he left through a rear exit,” Devona said.
“There is no rear exit. Bennie had it bricked over years ago to stop deadbeat customers from sneaking out without paying.” Rumor had it that several such customers had been present-and bound in chains-when the bricks were laid. “Just try to relax.”
“Shrike was probably wrong, and Morfran’s not even here.”
“Bennie sent Lourdes to check for us, remember? He’s downstairs all right-with three girls: one lyke, one Bloodborn, and one demon kin. I can’t begin to imagine the geometric and metamorphic possibilities.”
And before I could add anything more, Morfran finally walked into the lounge.
The demon swaggered like he was, you’ll pardon the expression, cock of the walk. Or in his case, gigantic walking stick of the walk. He was a twig-thin insectine demon, with a carapace resembling fluorescent-red Formica. He had a triangular face something like a praying mantis, with huge eyes like those of a too-pre-cious moppet in a black-velvet painting.
As he scuttled past our table, I said, “Morfran!”
The demon stopped and swiveled his head back to look at me. His expression-assuming his bug face was even capable of making one-was unreadable.
“It’s me, Matt. You remember, I was one of your customers, back when I was alive.”
A few seconds ticked by, then he said, “Oh, yes” in a voice which sounded like a hive full of buzzing bees.
His voice was almost as difficult to read as his face, but I thought he sounded a trifle unsure, as if he knew he didn’t remember me, but thought maybe he should. Exactly the response I wanted.
“Why don’t you sit down and have a drink with us, for old times’ sake?”
His head tilted quickly to one side, then to the other, then back once more, as if he were an insect version of a metronome.
“I don’t know. There is much I should be doing.”
“I’ve heard you’re quite the ladies’ man,” Devona virtually purred. “Three at one time, they say.”
Given his physiognomy, it was impossible for Morfran to puff himself up with pride, but that’s what it looked like.
“Nothing personal, Morfran,” I said, good-naturedly but with plenty of skepticism, “but three at a time? Come on!”
“Yes, three at a time.” He sounded aggrieved. “Not only that, but once a day for nearly two weeks now.”
“Really!” Devona said, leaning toward him and flashing more than a hint of cleavage. “Quite impressive!”
Even without the necessary equipment for facial expression, Morfran still gave the impression of leering at Devona’s chest.
“I don’t know…” I said doubtfully.
Morfran skittered up to our table and, since his body structure wouldn’t allow him to take a seat, at least not comfortably, he stood. “Are you doubting my word, Mark?”
“Matt,” I corrected. I signaled Lourdes and pointed to Morfran. She nodded and padded over to the bar, her tail swishing slowly back and forth, to get him a drink. I noticed Devona frowning at me, and I quickly returned my gaze to Morfran. “I’m not doubting you; I’m just saying that guys exaggerate sometimes, that’s all.”
“I am not exaggerating. It is the nature of my subspecies to be sexually prolific during this time of the year. It is our mating season.”
I tried to imagine just how something so…alien could manage to have sexual congress with one humanoid female, let alone three. But try as I might, I just couldn’t picture it.
Lourdes brought over Morfran’s drink, set it in front of the demon, and gave me another wink before departing with more tail swishing. I really wished she hadn’t winked. I had a feeling I’d be hearing about that later on.
“You mean the rest of the year you don’t…Well, that explains it, then.” I lifted my glass, and Devona did likewise. “Here’s to you, Morfran; you’re a bona fide sex machine.”
“Only for three weeks out of the year,” he said, but he seemed pleased nonetheless. He leaned his head over his drink and a needle-thin organ extended out of his small mouth and dipped into the booze. He drank greedily, with great slurping sips. Within moments, his glass was empty.
“Whoa! You must really have worked up a thirst back there!”
Morfran’s body shivered. His equivalent of a laugh, I think. “One does tend to expend a great deal of fluid during mating.”
I was glad my stomach was as dead as the rest of me; if it wasn’t, it would’ve turned right then.
Morfran’s eyes narrowed. “I must admit that I don’t remember you as clearly as I would like, Mark. You said you were a customer of mine when you were alive? I certainly hope my wares were not the cause of your demise.”
“Actually, I have a confession to make: we’ve never met before.”
His head titled back and forth again, right-left, rightleft, very fast this time,.
“We’ve come here to ask you a few questions,” I said. “About veinburn-and about a vampire named Varma.”
Sometimes the direct approach works; sometimes it doesn’t. This was one of the latter times. Morfran’s carapace turned completely brown-the same color as the table and floor, I noticed-he whirled about, and his twig legs became a blur as he fled for the foyer.
“I told you he’d run,” Devona said.
“You were right.” Neither of us bothered to get up and give pursuit. There was no need.
A few moments later, Morfran was carried back to our table, squirming, legs flailing madly, carapace rapidly changing colors from red to yellow to brown.
“He almost got past me,” Lyra said. “I guess I still haven’t gotten the hang of this body yet.”
“You did great,” I told her. “Now if you could just hold him still for a moment while I explain a few things to him?”
Bennie’s newest-and strongest-bouncer smiled sweetly, the effect somewhat spoiled by Honani’s jagged mixblood teeth. I hadn’t had a chance yet to tell her about what had happened at the edge of the Wyldwood with the soul that had previously occupied her current body, and I’m not sure I wanted to. The knowledge that Amon had Honani’s spirit-and worrying what the Dark Lord might seek to do with it-would only plague her. But I made a mental note to talk with Bennie before I decomposed. With her wealth and devotion to her staff, I hoped she could arrange for some way to protect Lyra from Amon, should it come to that.
Lyra squeezed Morfran and the demon’s carapace creaked alarmingly.
“Careful,” I warned. “We don’t want to reduce him to kindling now.”
“Oops. Sorry.” She eased up. Morfran struggled a bit more, until it became obvious he wasn’t going anywhere, and then he finally gave up and just hung motionless in Lyra’s massive arms.
“Okay, here’s the situation, Morfran,” I said. “Before the waitress brought your drink over, I spiked it with a potion specially prepared for you by Bennie herself. She serves a lot of potions, you know. Some work to induce a state of sexual readiness in someone whose spirit may be willing but whose flesh needs a little more help. Other potions work just the opposite: they suppress sexual functioning. These are used these for clients who refuse to pay their tabs or for those who mistreat the staff.”
I wished Honani hadn’t been too proud to accept the aid of one of Bennie’s potions when he’d visited Lyra. If he had taken one, she’d probably still be alive and in her own body.
I went on. “To put it simply, Morfran, you can’t get it up anymore-or whatever it is males of your species do. And you won’t be able to until you receive the antidote. If you cooperate and answer a few questions, I’ll make sure you get it. If not, you’ll miss out on the final week of your mating season.” I’d learned from Shrike that Morfran’s subspecies of demon was mindlessly driven to copulate during this time, and the potion Bennie had created for Morfran was a cruel one: it removed sexual functioning, but actually increased desire, making it all the more effective when it came to convincing delinquent customers to make good on outstanding debts.
Morfran’s carapace edged toward black now. “It doesn’t matter. I have quite a bit of money; I can easily afford to purchase an antidote from a witch somewhere else.”